I already have Asperger's but its harder than you think.

I recently got autism diagnosis

yes

thats what i do

I get paid to be retarded

and you can too!

That’s dope

You basically have to come off as completely retarded. If you ever have held a job they fucking double check you.

my ex was disabled and got 725 in SSI

Damn I’ve been employed for nearly 5 years

still could apply for food stamps too

Me looking at you guys rn
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ysMt_9JnyI

But only because I’m too spergy to quit or change

I can't even get my Dad to agree to the most reasonable, apolitical opinions.

"Why should I not be allowed to look at my phone at work if there's no work to do?"

Why do you want him to

Are you planning on him having a large influence in the raising of your kids? If not stop giving a fuck

Because he's my Dad and I prefer to think that people aren't just statues with speakers that say things I already hear on TV.

They are bro

But it doesn’t make them inhuman

Just dumb and trying to sound like they know what’s going on

I think old people just think that if they were miserable when they were working you should be too.

They can’t understand being young without prospects

It’s not the work is hard it’s that it’s not going to go anywhere

It's just dumb.

There's so many studies that show people are more productive with more leisure time.

But converting them will do nothing

i qualified for tism tokens

Not your parents

but decided not to get them

Specific boomers sure

I wonder if I could get student benefits for being a sperg

I can get extra exam time but I usually finish early

Spergs will always be treated the worst on the spectrum by society.

I'm calling 999

my parents are trad boomers

If you're not a 200 IQ Galaxy Brain then they get all dissapointed and they just assume that everything that's wrong with you is just a "little social awkwardness that will go away with therapy."

Noooooooo

i'm gonna play a Fuentes episode for them when i visit see their reaction

I don’t have a licence licence they’ll give me a hard time

No faggot I've had the opening bars to Van Halen's Jump stuck in my head for the past month and I think if I actually hear it on the radio I might fucking slam my car into oncoming.