This is for your internship.

Tweeting is important.

Muh dopamine drip

I haven't talked to a woman in years.

Talking to women is sinful.

Buying hookers is less sinful than talking to women.

Nah but for real if you're not hot enough to get a woman on your dick without minimal effort, then I would check out tbh. But I'm just fucking lazy.

I don't know what the "cut-off" for how much effort would be.

But probably somewhere where I have to pretend I'm not a fucking loser that plays games and eats like shit all day.

When I realized I was ugly and I stopped caring about women and putting them on the pedestal I started realizing how awful they are.

I mean I'm more of an asshole nowadays, but back in middle school I really believed my Mom's lies that they were the "nicer" sex.

I got /fit/ at one point and was still striking out even with 4/10 washboard chicks.

At some point I just said fuck it.

I need to lose weight again but now just to not die rather than to get pussy.

Dealing with other people has made me an asshole. I don't even give to the homeless anymore.

@Deleted User Also I don't think I was that ugly when I was skinny, maybe just purely average, I think it's just gotten to a point where any girl that manages to keep her weight to at least skinny fat has insane standards.

By 2024 having a pussy is all that will be required if you're a woman. Only trannies will be left for men that aren't rich or 9/10.

I kid but I'm not kidding.

>holding hands is going too fast

What is this, the Victorian Era?

The last chance I had with a decent-looking woman was one literally from Turkey, and I sensed that I would still have to put in more effort than my autistic ass was willing to put in.

I'm 23 and I already feel too old.

That's probably the weight I've put on, though.

Man, before I got fired from my last two jobs, I was meeting 23 year olds with hot wives and going to have families.

And I'm just sitting here thinking "man nigga what the fuck am I doing?"

Can't win if you don't play, I guess.

Church is a fucking joke in America anyways.

Every church is either "refugees welcum!" or just boomers sitting around condemning everyone else. "At least _I'm_ not going to Hell!"

Nah man, I tried every church near me, I can't stand a one.

Maybe I'm the Devil or something.

Maybe.

Also, I'm technically a Catholic, by their standards, since I was baptized.

>Dad tells me my whole life I need to go to college to avoid shit jobs
>Graduate
>can't find job
>I meant you were supposed to get an internship and network with your professors to get a job

I've met a couple of cool boomers. Not cool enough to actually help me out but at least not straight up fags.

I've never met a "conservative" boomer that didn't make me tear my hair out.

At least the libshit boomers are all just fags trying to continue living the glory days of Woodstock. I understand them. The "conservatives" are a fucking Jewish beta orbiting club.

Boomers be like: Have you met my son Jeffery? He's a real genius and also he's your boss now.

No joke I'm starting to see hijabs every time I go outside these days, and I never used to see that shit years ago.

It's recent too, like 2 years.

When I look for a doctor these days I look for ones with non-ethnic names that don't end in berg and stein.

Not that it actually helps.

There's jews everyone.

What about the poor oppressed Muslim Jews????

I never checked my total ancestry but my grandparents did an ethnicity test.

They did that 23andMe thing which I don't know is trustworthy.

But I'm majority Scots-Irish anyways which means I'm not white because Scots can't be white.

The rest of me is German.

I don't know if that means German or (((German))) but I've never known a single person in my family that was Jewish so I assume the former.

No, there's a single Native American way way way back in the family tree but otherwise no.

I do have curly hair though, and years of wiping my nose habitiually has made my nose upturned and piggish, so maybe I can infiltrate.

"I know a lot of shit you know why because I'm a fucking Jew"

I'm probably not on a watchlist yet but I wouldn't put it past my family to be the first ones to report me to the NKVD.

Just gotta wait for red flag laws to pass here.

My facial hair is shit.

I need to try Rogaine because I heard it makes it less patchy.

Ow oof my country

Her head is so small compared to her shoulders.

She looks photoshopped.

Jesus I know the NPC meme is tired and shitty but even explaining the simplest shit to people is a fucking Herculean task to get them not to shut down when information against their worldview is introduced.

I had to explain to a "resistance" member that they are not resisting anything, because actual political dissidents don't have the luxury of protesting on the weekends and clocking back into work on Monday.

I figure this would be common sense.

All this politics stuff is so gay.

It's just people pretending to be a hero because they don't want to accept that they are complacent consumers otherwise.

It's not just the left though the right is just as guilty.

"Le woke centrist," I know but shit.

Honestly I feel like time hasn't passed since 2016.

It still feels like the same shit.

Everyone's still mad at Trump, it's still impossible to get a job, we still have to deal with trannies everywhere.

I mean shit, that fucking Russia investigation is still going on.

In my mind, Halo 3 came out only a year ago, sometimes.

Yeah

The only thing of note that really happened was that Trump pushed a bump stock ban through. Oh joy. And it was wording that would allow the ATF to easily ban all semi-autos in the future.

@Steve Sailer Moon It's because the system works to take away power and control from our personal lives. It then says that we are allowed to experience some power, but only as the system doles it out to us.

That's why I don't even get mad at my shitty managers anymore, I know they're just frustrated like me that when they go home they don't have power over anything.

I'm getting autistic and typing paragraphs but fuck

@Steve Sailer Moon If Trump ACTUALLY had colluded with Russia that'd be super cool because that means he'd have actual power outside of the system in to play with.

I doubt that it's any Russian involvement that's beneficial to us. It's probably just like the IDF's "cyber team."

You know, the one where they hire new recruits to fight flame wars online and defend Israel?

What do you mean exactly?

WE already have a bunch of white liberals and jews doing a fine enough job of that, though.

They're like the last Japanese in 1950.

Still fighting WWII.

Even though the war was won years ago.

Man this country is so fucked. I wonder how I'm going to survive.

Just play video games and say 'nigger' until I get dragged out of my apartment and shot, I guess.

Man, I hope I somehow fall ass backwards into getting rich in this lifetime. I don't really see many paths to survival otherwise.

I'll probably lose my job when they implement the "you must suck negro dick" policy.

>implying I have a job to lose

When does Bolsonaro make Brazil great again?

Something something if it ain't on the clock

Wow, cute ghost costume.

It's so realistic.

I'm gonna take 4 shots and get into a shitposting mood that will probably swing wildly between blackpill and pure shitposting.

Autism + substance abuse = EA lootbox

Gonna play Hat in Time I think.

That game's alright.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SHvhps47Lmc&t=108s

Fun game though, glad I have it on PC with mods.

The jumping mechanics are good for long challenge courses so I hope modders make decent maps