@Flint I tried a batting cage recently...had it on slow pitch softball, and still looked like a retard. <:sad:366743316475281408>

Dodgers games were for the mexicans

Athletics is the master club

Ol' Jose Cansaco

Batting cage > me

IE baseballs games sounds really lame haha

I'm a fan of Patrick's idea of sparring though

@Reinhard Wolff Whats your favorite team sport?

Maybe not baseball, maybe football

Calling it now, it's synchronized swimming, especially when they make a big dragon's eye

not that I'm really one for >sborts like that
but football seems more primal

football with the boys is always fun

full contact if they're up for it

football **is** like 70% black... @TIDE

Yeah, other than playing football yourself, it's done for.

It's as bad as basketball now

IE powerlifting meet is still an idea to chase

I was always a receiver in gym class in high school...height helps.

plus i was terrible at any other position, so...

*It all started with that dangum endzone dancing*

I always hated basketball, and not for the reason you may think.

Just never liked it.

Being an urbanite the call of the concrete jungle calls to me. Playing basketball is an integral part of the hanging with the intercity youths.

It was almost as boring as baseball to watch. Almost.

Because it's lame and boring. Can't touch the opponent.

And being 9ft tall and dunking on a 10ft net isn't impressive

lol

be a manlet and dunk, then I'll watch

and they wonder why no one watches womens basketball.

besides the fact that none of the women look/act like women.

ive always found basketball playing females to be...eww

volleyball girls though 😍

beat me to it, lol

favorite team sport: curling

Like women's olympic track

or that

*oosh*

anything womens

lol

is generally OK

see I think married men should not watch womens' sports

eh, i don't like watching womens track, because...well you know

Eh, I'm personally a big fan of CS:GO when it comes to sports.

YEET

@Asatru Artist - MD mah allah forgive me for saying this, but women's sports are basically a normalized version of porn

hmm

hottest take I've ever heard, go on...

that seems a little too purity spirally for me

but continue

@Jawa Im glad someone has some good taste here

look

let's do a side by side comparison

scant clothing: check

bouncing appendages: check

lots of emotions: check

Women's fencing is basically halal/kosher

probably staged: checked

@MrDefault Unironically I'm actually staying up to 3:30 am to watch LoL worlds

What about women's winter sports?

All you see is their faces

@Jawa Bro we having a LoL watch party right now can we invite Patrick he might like to watch Lol with us?

eh, i continued playing volleyball exactly for that reason, so i would be a hypocrite to agree

Women enhance their sexuality as a way of showing off their version of power, so women in sports will play up their sexuality to intimidate other women

Just as men show off their strength.

friends "why do you play volleyball, it's a girls sport"
me "..."

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Yup it's time to waste my life watching a dying video game

@Asatru Artist - MD did you succeed in finding a gf that way?

or did you waste 2 years for nothing

nah, found my wife through cars, actually

Most female athletes are trad/drug free (if not lesbian)

t. Serena Williams

although i'm pretty sure she's a trap

She ain't drug free

Takes her ADD meds which gives her an uneven focus advantage

She's more dude than most of us <:nervous:359009898115104770>

^

(unfair advantage to take that stuff, kind of like some students do to get good grades)

Pro sports players can just get 'diagnosed' as having attention deficit disorder and get to take mind enhancing drugs

Which are banned for non-diagnosed players

^

it's pretty messed up actually

All pro sports is done for. So many drugs and loopholes for that little (or big) competitive advantage

That's why I don't consider any of them elite athletes

@Asatru Artist - MD You just mad she's got higher T then you 😂

No one got bigger or stronger, they just invented drugs is all--and better equipment, tracks, balls, etc

Take away all that and they're all just as good as 50's & 60's athletes

Implying Fortnite VR isn’t the future of sports.

didn't elon musk delete fornite?

or did he open source it?

Serena Williams is groce, don't talk about her.

Diversity is intensifying. Just saw a pajeet piss right next to the subway entrance. That's a first. Usually I see blekks doing that.

@Flint I'm glad I never took anything for my ADHD, made me deal with it on my own, not just mask the issue.

@Nota Bene - NY Well hot damn, they are all getting in on it!

Gotta love this melting pot we live in now! ❤

tonight: "The Pence family has some good genes, don't they folks?" -Trump
tomorrow: *VP Mike Pence- Poster Boy for Trump's Eugenics Program*- HuffPo

lol

Some African country just shot some rock throwers and said it was because of Trump's stance, lol. The media is super pissed.

No mention of Israel doing the same thing, though

My take: Trump is ending the rock throwing menace that is plaguing the world

By 2024 people will wonder why we ever let protesters throw heavy stones at cop's heads at all