LOL

But god damn is it tasty af

i HaTe myself for eating this

Thinking of shaving my head again

I just had a home buzz today because my barber is closed for the forseeable future

I never go to barbers, lol.

Why pay cash when I can do a better job myself

Ehh, I like my barber. Been going to him for 2 decades now

how much he charge?

He's been going up over the years. Udes to be like 10, but now it floats around 20 or so

How often do you go?

Like every other month. Usually when my hair gets to a length that annoys me

Huh

My hair grows fast as shit. I'd have to go literally every week to two weeks lol

@FloperatorFatty good news on that situation is that buggs is now canonically a serial rapist, because they didn’t try a cease and desist, they copyright claimed it

@Piv which is funny as shit

WAIT WHAT

looooooooooooooooooool

Yep, just like how theres tons of official disney porn in their vaults

........What

Now I'm..... Curious

Just like Nintendo owning a Mario porn parody

Going dark. Possible red flag going on next door

.......Oh God why

FUCK

PREPARE NOW

What state?

GO INNAWOODS

I have since I heard the cars roll up

Indiana

Don't die bro, please....

I wont. But I'm gonna wait til i can confirm red flag.

@Stickythicky what is happening

Could be a drug bust.

I mean....

Lot of crackheads around here

If it’s that close IS it?

I've seen a lot of traffick at dudes house

I mean, 13% something something

Not too many guns going in an out.

Ouuuuuu

They've got dogs.

Yeah

That’s what’s happening

Its drugs then

I'm no longer freakin

I mean, fuck 12

But....

Agreed. Fuck 12

If it was a red flag they'd just start blasting

Not exactly the hill I’m willing to die on

I had my .308 rigged an my gear on🤣

That hill exist but as someone that used to love drugs, to the bad points, fuck em

They have no clue I'm watching them lmao

Can never be too careful, stay cautious and maybe stay in kit in case they still do start blasting

Well cops and feds are stupid af

No situational awareness

50rnd is in the fal🥴

But also,,, you know ignore the murder of your local heroin dealer

FAL

Oh I know.

Yes fal

Sweet mother of mercy, basically one of my favorite rifles ever

Big pew pew pew

They haven't entered.

Alright, ghost now, don't get distracted by Discord

Stay safe stay alive king

Live stream if it goes south

Of course.

Ooof

Eyes Front, On Your Feet Soldier

@thedarkness05 incoming pm

Thicky out. I'll text in 30

HOOH HOOH HOOH

Godspeed king, and good hunting

Oi

Twas a drug bust

good

glad you're safe

What kind of drugs

Weed?

Or true degen shit?

Da nasty shit

I mean no victim no crime yada yada

If it was meth or heroin? Or crack fuck em

You get what you fucking deserve

Looked like meth

Lotta bottles

Not your fight homie

Good call

Slap your all black PC and clothes on and roll up like "well hello fellow fedboi" and follow the stack in. See if your camo works and if you can score some fedboi swag 🤣

New perk unlocked: chameleon

Mornin kings

Im exhausted guys.

My friends kid is sick. They.put her entire household on a "quarantine" list and were ordered not to leave. If things get worse sshes supposed to call a special number, but not to leave the house. At all

I have a feeling shits gonna get bad

That dosent sound good at all

Getting more intel as i can

Her entire household is on lockdown, she just told.me. no one can enter or leave

"I called the drs office. Cause a friend of mine is being quarentined at home. And the ER told her not to come in for safety of the community. And sent her prescriptions in for someone to pick up and drop off. But she was to treat it like the flu too." -my friend

Hm

So it sounded more.like a medical.suggestion. that makes me feel a bit better but damn

@Stickythicky you know where Rushville is?

I bought an xbox and the new cod if anyone wants to run plunder and BR with me

Nope

Super tiny town. Theyre locking shit down hard there from.what i hear (Thats where my friends at)

I dont

Later today

My.xbox got.all fucked up.a few months.ago and idk whata wrong with it :(

I'm using it to kinda practice my ol skills

Know it sounds dorky

Not really
Theres a study that shows that gamers have better hand eye coordination and weapons handling than those who dont. Its pretty interesting

Gamers rise up

I wish i could fix my xbox.lmao.i been bored as fuck at home

Im considered essential.personel tho so im stikk.workimg a bit

Same

That sucks. I work for a wrecker company, we never close. We are low priority emergency vehicles/personnel normally so I'll be stuck working through it anyway

I got the game but the damn update is 90 GB! I'll be lucky if I get to play it before I leave tonight

I hate that shit. Only thing I miss about living in the city is the damn fios

Im so tired guys

I havent really.slept since they murdered duncan

@edgyusername69 you doin' alright, son?

Id like yo say yes

https://www.latimes.com/opinion/story/2020-03-22/buying-a-gun-oronavirus-makes-no-sense

I had to read this cancer

you do too

But with all this shit going on i feel like im losing iy

it's really hard when you are alone

humans are not isolationist creatures

no matter how introverted you may be

Im an extrovery

I have my grandparents, and my girl.is staying w me for a few days while we gather intel on whats up in society.

Americans are waking up to the fact that their way of life is crumbling faster than romes. Their buying guns because their scared of being accosted by other americans who are scared. We have guns for a higher cause, past fear, past protection. The gun is a tool to an individuals liberation. A stance against an unnatural death at the hands of tyrants and criminals.

And ive veen seeing my mentors and their kids. So im no so much alone, idk kf thags it

well at least you have that

to be blunt you're not a hi priority target at this point like duncan was

not saying to not be cautious, but I wouldn't lose sleep over it especially if you have family and love to be around

Y'all gotta get that combat mindset; confident, aggressive, relaxed. We're gonna be fine; we can handle this shit. For fuck's sake, we've all played the Division, it ain't like we don't know how to respond to a virulent related SHTF scenario. And we ain't even there yet

And as for Duncan, well... memetic warfare is way more effective than people think

Hell, there've been research papers published about us

They fear that kinda shit

Because they know that we ain't gonna stay silent

Thanks guys

I know you guys gonna make it for sure

I have a feeling Martial Law may still be onna table

@насильственное убийство While I think it's possible I think that the chances occuring have gone down. Although I've been wrong before and I'm not discounting it entirely.

I wanna play th Division lol

And agreed

@Schadraquetor I really hope so

This entire scenario has educated me on how factually underprepared I am. I would love for things to calm down and go back to normal one last time before whatever happens does.

I agree. @Schadraquetor thats kinda why i cant relax rn

Agreed

Legit, I have little to no supplies

I have.. some

If anything, I'm dying first

If you're armed reasonably well I don't think you'd go first. While uncomfortable if you have water you can go a while without food.

That's the problem. lol. all I got is my cute little m&p shield

My girlfriend and I went out on Friday and bought some canned/dry goods. I'm going to have oatmeal and instant mashed potatoes forEVER.

How much ammo for it?

I wasn't able to get water, ehich was my priority, due to the panic buys

About a box and a half

Lol

It's better than most.

Agreed.

As soon as this bullshit ends, I'm gonna probably sell this and get a rifle or something

If you like it I'd suggest keeping it.

Sidearm compliments a rifle unless you're looking for a different handgun anyway.

Lol I can't afford both

Over time?

Over time yes

I forget where you are but at least a pistol you can(?) conceal carry with you.

Ueah

I'm grateful for the cc ability

In the hypothetical scenario where I could only have a single firearm it'd be a handgun just soley for the ability to always have it on me. Rifle is great but unless you're taking it to the store with you you'll be unarmed most of the time you're not home.

I CC'd a "pistol" quite a few times

I got my pistol and 12ga pump

Due to the fact that I'm a chub, made it easy to hide it in the large jackets and coats I usually wear...

Oddly enough, it wasn't uncomfortable

Chubby short fuckers unite.

Hell ueah

Fuck I gotta get into shape.

4ft 8in master race

Same

I love walking tbh. A lot.

Sightseeing, hiking, etc, shit is fantastic and I been lost qyite a bit of weight due to it

58 lbs in a few weeks

Nice!

I know it ain't much, but it's a work in progress

I've been trying to do the intermittent fasting - as I figure it would be hella useful in a low food supply scenario - but I have garbage willpower.

I can't do fasting at all. lol

Honestly, I'm not even worried about the virus; they've told us that really it ain't hard to keep from getting sick. It's people that concern me. They're acting retarded.

@AKAlexei Exactly my deal

People need to honestly quit fuckin' panicking

@AKAlexei People and Government in no particular order.

Facts

"we are the gov't, and we are here to help"

*proceeds to blaat the hell outta unarmed civilians*

Did you mean: *law enforcement*?

Both

The way I see it is

Government, as a whole, is the Pope

Child fuckers?

And our rights, as a whole, is a brand new choir boy

As much as we try to fight silently, and beg, the government big dick is doing it's best to invade and explore the childhood cave

Is the situation impossible? FUCK NO
Will it be hard? Dunno, but I'm willing to fight

I feel that. I've picked my side - win or lose.

Same

I already know I'm dead, but motherfucker, I am going down fighting, stabbing, and shooting

See this is what I'm talkin' about. It's gonna be okay. Just relax. If shit hits the fan, we deal with it then. Until then, just stay calm.

Ueah

The gods are with us

Remember that

I needa just concentrate

The bright side of being chubby, is my fingers look like tiny sausage

That means I can finger a girl and she'll actually feel something

🤣

Fuck

Tall Skinny fuckers rise up

Plus all the grease from the foods I eat act as burger scented lubricant

Chubby fuckers are shields🤣🤣🤣

😒🤢🤮

Jk

🤣🤣🤣

I'm too short to be a shield

however

Put me in a cannon or slingshot or catapult or trebuchet, and you got

*airborne danger*

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

*terminator theme plays*

*lights cannon fuse*

YEEEEEEEEEHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

*zooms through the air*

Fed: Is that a midget with a machete? Flying at me??? OH FU-- *gets decapitated*

* watches Nik hit a squad*

*WASTED*

How y'all doin today

another day in fuckin' paradise how bout yourself?

Same same, sitting in the fucking rain at work waiting for the electric company to give up trying to swap poles out

sounds like shit m8

Meh, could be worse, could be not working

true, that sort of reminds me of my days on the golf course

waiting for the turf manager to just give up on neurotic pointless horseshit

I'm thinking about going back to the cemetery I used to work in

sounds like a chill gig, was it riding mowers or were you just a guard?

Jacking off to corona porn

@насильственное убийство tracking

@Bard Anime tiddies channel, I only posted two pics but searching for more

Hope my Kings are doin well

Doin' aaight

@Bard we did everything. Dug holes, filled holes, put people in holes, installed markers, mowers

Literally everything you could think of that needed to get done in a cemetery

Cemetery work? Sweet