Message from @насильственное убийство

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The way I see it is

Government, as a whole, is the Pope

2020-03-23 15:10:50 UTC  

Child fuckers?

And our rights, as a whole, is a brand new choir boy

As much as we try to fight silently, and beg, the government big dick is doing it's best to invade and explore the childhood cave

Is the situation impossible? FUCK NO
Will it be hard? Dunno, but I'm willing to fight

2020-03-23 15:12:55 UTC  

I feel that. I've picked my side - win or lose.

I already know I'm dead, but motherfucker, I am going down fighting, stabbing, and shooting

2020-03-23 15:13:45 UTC  

See this is what I'm talkin' about. It's gonna be okay. Just relax. If shit hits the fan, we deal with it then. Until then, just stay calm.

2020-03-23 15:14:04 UTC  

The gods are with us

2020-03-23 15:14:06 UTC  

Remember that

I needa just concentrate

The bright side of being chubby, is my fingers look like tiny sausage

That means I can finger a girl and she'll actually feel something

2020-03-23 15:19:02 UTC  

Fuck

2020-03-23 15:19:09 UTC  

Tall Skinny fuckers rise up

Plus all the grease from the foods I eat act as burger scented lubricant

2020-03-23 15:19:25 UTC  

Chubby fuckers are shields🤣🤣🤣

😒🤢🤮

2020-03-23 15:19:29 UTC  

Jk

🤣🤣🤣

I'm too short to be a shield

however

Put me in a cannon or slingshot or catapult or trebuchet, and you got

*airborne danger*

2020-03-23 15:21:16 UTC  

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

*terminator theme plays*

2020-03-23 15:24:13 UTC  

*lights cannon fuse*

YEEEEEEEEEHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

*zooms through the air*

Fed: Is that a midget with a machete? Flying at me??? OH FU-- *gets decapitated*

2020-03-23 15:25:44 UTC  

* watches Nik hit a squad*

*WASTED*

2020-03-23 15:31:24 UTC  

How y'all doin today

2020-03-23 15:32:04 UTC  

another day in fuckin' paradise how bout yourself?

2020-03-23 15:33:08 UTC  

Same same, sitting in the fucking rain at work waiting for the electric company to give up trying to swap poles out

2020-03-23 15:35:47 UTC  

sounds like shit m8

2020-03-23 15:36:42 UTC  

Meh, could be worse, could be not working

2020-03-23 15:37:03 UTC  

true, that sort of reminds me of my days on the golf course