Remember that

I needa just concentrate

The bright side of being chubby, is my fingers look like tiny sausage

That means I can finger a girl and she'll actually feel something

🤣

Fuck

Tall Skinny fuckers rise up

Plus all the grease from the foods I eat act as burger scented lubricant

Chubby fuckers are shields🤣🤣🤣

😒🤢🤮

Jk

🤣🤣🤣

I'm too short to be a shield

however

Put me in a cannon or slingshot or catapult or trebuchet, and you got

*airborne danger*

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

*terminator theme plays*

*lights cannon fuse*

YEEEEEEEEEHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

*zooms through the air*

Fed: Is that a midget with a machete? Flying at me??? OH FU-- *gets decapitated*

* watches Nik hit a squad*

*WASTED*

How y'all doin today

another day in fuckin' paradise how bout yourself?

Same same, sitting in the fucking rain at work waiting for the electric company to give up trying to swap poles out

sounds like shit m8

Meh, could be worse, could be not working

true, that sort of reminds me of my days on the golf course

waiting for the turf manager to just give up on neurotic pointless horseshit

I'm thinking about going back to the cemetery I used to work in

sounds like a chill gig, was it riding mowers or were you just a guard?

Jacking off to corona porn

@насильственное убийство tracking

@Bard Anime tiddies channel, I only posted two pics but searching for more

Hope my Kings are doin well

Doin' aaight

@Bard we did everything. Dug holes, filled holes, put people in holes, installed markers, mowers

Literally everything you could think of that needed to get done in a cemetery

Cemetery work? Sweet

@насильственное убийство yea I fucking miss it