Honestly, I'm not even worried about the virus; they've told us that really it ain't hard to keep from getting sick. It's people that concern me. They're acting retarded.

@AKAlexei Exactly my deal

People need to honestly quit fuckin' panicking

@AKAlexei People and Government in no particular order.

Facts

"we are the gov't, and we are here to help"

*proceeds to blaat the hell outta unarmed civilians*

Did you mean: *law enforcement*?

Both

The way I see it is

Government, as a whole, is the Pope

Child fuckers?

And our rights, as a whole, is a brand new choir boy

As much as we try to fight silently, and beg, the government big dick is doing it's best to invade and explore the childhood cave

Is the situation impossible? FUCK NO
Will it be hard? Dunno, but I'm willing to fight

I feel that. I've picked my side - win or lose.

Same

I already know I'm dead, but motherfucker, I am going down fighting, stabbing, and shooting

See this is what I'm talkin' about. It's gonna be okay. Just relax. If shit hits the fan, we deal with it then. Until then, just stay calm.

Ueah

The gods are with us

Remember that

I needa just concentrate

The bright side of being chubby, is my fingers look like tiny sausage

That means I can finger a girl and she'll actually feel something

🤣

Fuck

Tall Skinny fuckers rise up

Plus all the grease from the foods I eat act as burger scented lubricant

Chubby fuckers are shields🤣🤣🤣

😒🤢🤮

Jk

🤣🤣🤣

I'm too short to be a shield

however

Put me in a cannon or slingshot or catapult or trebuchet, and you got

*airborne danger*

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

*terminator theme plays*

*lights cannon fuse*

YEEEEEEEEEHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAW

*zooms through the air*