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@Sir Harndes cheating don’t yoink your GI bill, but I seen people lose it on a bender after a breakup, that and if you participate in adultry and get caught

Anyone here interested in VTM?

@thatgoonsteve42 you have a system in mind for the RPG? I been working on similar homebrew, but more fitting in the MGS universe, it wasn’t bad in the one test I ran

Protip The C in C-130 stands for Cessna

Vampire the Masquerade, set in the modern day you play as a vampire trying to not die, uses a d10 system I think is pretty neat and has lightning fast character creation, which is good because you die a lot for making common sense mistakes

Like with this kind of six shooter?

So much dakka

Catch a show or do penny slots

Melatonin does wonders for the few guys I know who have issues like that, that and background noise, like water or go online and take your pick, I hear the enterprise background noise isn’t half bad

Do as the weebs do and train with the blade, hardware stores sell machetes in some areas, I’m pretty sure most harbor freights do, and chopping stuff can feel very therapeutic, just make sure you sharpen them beforehand because they’re sold pretty dull

Any of y’all been to a UFC gym? I got one in town and I’m thinking of giving it a try

What’s a soupie?

As in I’m a fedboi for asking or it means fedbois?

Never mind I thinkered it out

As I understand the report that he is in custody was a lie to stop goons from arriving, but that’s a rumor

What’s deathwatch? Like the 40k deathwatch?

Nice, how do they handle different classes? Just different flavors of space marines or you get other imperial units?

Probably a trap my dude, unless you know that dude in detail personally I wouldn’t fuck with it

Deathwatch Seems like a really fun tactical game, does it use a regular d20 system?

Perfect, I got a few of those lying around for random encounters in vampire the masquerade

Anyone know what form you need to make a gun? Or what the approving body is? I’m highly considering getting with my machinist friends to build a thing and I want to actually to shoot it, which can be an issue in Cali without paperwork

@mcguyver123 looking at the legality of a Gatling gun recreation, because it’s not semi auto and can circumvent a lot of laws

Kings recently some close friends of mine have been going behind my back and I’m trying my hardest not to lay hands on them

Basically I had a break up and my oldest friends started DMing her, which is not so bad but they’re trying to make her more of a fixture in our little circle of friends then she ever was when we were dating, and they’d all lied and said they hadn’t been talking to her, and now my friend told me to just get used to it and told me about all the lying

No, not too small, but the bulk of us have known each other since Middle school so it’s basically half my social group

Thanks king, I’m thinking of reaching out at the vet center at college and developing my friends there and just leaving them behind

Yeah, once I’m done with college I’m outie, I been living in Cali too long, especially now that I’ve seen the light about how kickass it is to live elsewhere

They’re probably not wrong, weather is nice, but not nice enough to deal with the other baggage

Ok, it seems I’ll just try and distance myself, got but 3 years left here till I can use my degree to GTFO

Oof, I’ve done that too, what’s as bad is doing a pro 2A comment on a page with a ton of Europeans, but at least there you feel dignified when the occasional Brit or Aussie sympathizes with you, that’s gotta be annoying my dude

Absolute king move keeping your conversation going on regardless, and I wouldn’t do that, we all know their skin is much too thin as it is

“If they came to hear me beg, they will be disappointed”

Their digestive systems have adapted to soy and wheatgrass, they’re but weaker beasts of burden

King I’m sorry for your loss, a death in the family is never easy, how’ve you been coping?

Jesus, you been able to get some time to recoup recently? That’s got to have been rough with both of those happening so close

Sorry, I still offer my condolences and I hope you feel better, for whatever that’s worth, stay strong

That’s disgusting

This be the thread to talk about coronavirus prep? Because I think it’s coming to my part of the state rather soon, if not already

Question lads, if you’re bracing for coronavirus would this be cause to bug out? My area has a pretty reliable water system, but LA is an hour away and theirs is pretty fucked and a slight concern is what that population does about it, as of right now we got a few weeks of water stored in case

Ok cool, yeah we’re by a highway and know a few pretty good places to go to worst case

@RedDiesel95 what’s up my dude?

Yeah man same, for having so much anti-government sentiment most people here still somehow love the boot

Ok, got food covered, need a bit more water it seems, but how bad the situation gets here is gonna depend heavily on how bad LA gets

Your average city dweller isn’t the brightest, They might try fleeing to the National parks nearby instead of just getting out of the city, with how urban planning works out here some people should have water and power throughout, I’m in a pretty good community, so hopefully that works out for us

I know someone who studies this, additional important supplies are a dickload of fever reducers in at least two varieties like Motrin and Tylenol so you can be on them 24/7 and a ton of Claritin to deal with gunk in the lungs

Always hydrate regardless tbh

First I’ve heard of epsom salt baths as a routine practice, what’s the benefit?

Lol, on that note alcohol DOES become more valuable if people think it’s a real SHTF moment

I might try that, I got spruce essence, just need ale yeast and some more molasses to make spruce beer

@Diesel_Freak59 I think there’s some value in it, but it’ll take time before it approaches anything near its old value, it’s good for economic recessions but not so much disasters

I been noticing that too

Like the Dow is just gonna continue to crash as a result, I definitely feel like it’s either gonna be a patsy for those in charge or the honest start of the crash

If not the “cause” it’s probably the first domino

Meh, any event like that I’ll gloss over, usually one nugget of info I’d like to know amid a metric ton of showboating

Might write in vermin supreme come election, and any CA libertarian for Congress for all the good it will do

Would be nice if Cali tried shit,I could crucify pedos in Hollywood, yoink their nice stuff, then go to a better state in the name of patriotism, in Minecraft tho

10-4, the pedos get a non-denominational firing squad in Minecraft m

Serious but I lol’d that you can just refer to them as the burglar association

Hmm I can see Virginia, or maybe a more blue state to start out in the form of a race riot in urban centers at first, especially if a Bloomberg-type decides to go with more draconian policies as the people get more woke

@One Shot Paddy happy birthday king

@INNYGMATYK that in VA?

Damn, I used to be stationed out in VA, if gun laws get better I might head there to escape CA

One point left of center, three down, but I took it a fair bit ago

Any other place to get info on the raids?

Ya mang

Shoot good buddy

You friends or you just watch from afar?

Anything come between you two recently?

Or you just kinda figuring stuff out now?

Anytime bro, best of luck on your date

I’ve only heard things on here through the grapevine

That another server?

Oh, derp, thanks

Source?

Funny you mention that, been watching binging with Babish and out of curiosity found out there’s an exotic meat market not far from me, imma see if I can get cheap-ish gator tail

Once went to piss after handing da bomb beyond insanity hot sauce at Christmas, ‘‘twas not my proudest moment having to race back in and try to douse it with cold damp toilet paper

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Shiiieet

So what crime if any was being committed? If they know he barricaded himself they were either trying to serve a warrant or just tried barging in anyway against his wishes

it could be us one day, just need someone with a badge to be a shithead, so I’m a little more sympathetic without knowing the details

Sounds pretty cool

Also we are potentially one kinky incident away from finding out if infectious bites = the walking dead, so there’s that to look forward to if that’s your thing

I think I’d start the grandiose Hawaiian festivities if my governor told me to get in the “quarantine” zone, but I live in commiefornia so whatever

Got a lot of Jew friends myself and was engaged to one for a time, so I’ll joke but a lot of Nazi humor gets cringe fast

Also also in my opinion it was that humor that attracted the wrong crowd in the alt right and really turned it to shit, not that it was all good to begin with

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I think it got moved to war posting

Coulda swore it was in general

Kinda wanna know the story on that pic, I’ve seen it elsewhere

Ngl I wish US had them for dress uniforms instead of berets or the weird chrome helmets they use on flag details

I only noticed a day or two ago

G’night king

Was the newest one the glowy boi?

Never mind just saw it was

@CPL Henry.L[3SFG] congrats on the job king

Mmmm I could go for a rip it

Looks really nice, but it is kinda threepery if you’re trying to avoid that kinda thing, but I’d get it for what that’s worth

You could work the snake into the “join or die” design, I’m thinking of getting one when I get my 1st job after college, maybe incorporate St. Elmo’s fire into it among other things

Nice talking gents, imma knock out myself, goodnight

Nah, you got to ease into it with a compliment like “damn girl, you shit with that ass?”

How?

Anything causing them in particular king? Or you start feeling them out of the blue?

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Got em, and welcome

Where in Europe?

Yeah mang

OH GOD OH FUK

Awesome

I dunno fellas, girls are people who want penis, that’s pretty ghey

Any of y’all waiting on the new Dresden files book?

@INNYGMATYK welcome back king

Yeah, I’m interested in that thing they got replacing humvees, looks cool and does better off-road from what I hear

How was it? I smoke cigars now n again myself

Noice

These, and I saw one overseas that had a higher lift and a slightly smaller grill, dunno what the deal with that was tho, could’ve been a prototype for how early in development it was

Although that is also something I’d like to own, I just got a thing for military vehicles y’all

Sup fed

That’d be lit

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Bullshit they’re just letting people join now, I had to send feet pics to get in here

Imma need to join a VC one o’ these days I hear they’re lit

Self quarantine? Damn that blows

Without toe pics how are we to compile a list of steppers?

Y’all posting toes with guns when the pen is mightier than the sword

You’re saying you ain’t been brought up to speed on the meaning?

I could go for some soju right now

That’s the one

*notices pilot light* UWU what’s this?

I didn’t know that, probably why the ones I saw looked different

I wouldn’t say cannibal, but everyone should know the choice cuts on an apex predator

I mean saying taxed equates taxation to theft

I know it, I got into his other series to hold me off but ffs it’s been years, and now I’m waiting on two series to get finished

Isn’t that sci fi pathfinder? I got into D20 modern myself

And VTM

Good to see ya again

I been buying meat, I got a smoker so if not consumed I can preserve it, butchers are my friend, though not the best advice, maybe get roadside produce if you know people and preserve it

I didn’t hear that wtf

The baby ok?

Im on the wrong coast for that these days, as long calm down mr flintstone

*also not as long

I dunno man, every troop I know is either really pro 2A or a boog boi outright

@Bard you look cute eating those fries

Look at altar of blood, or if not that bad maybe boogaloo posting

I don’t know how they can enforce that outside cities, only thing I can think of is forced relocations, but that sounds like a logistical nightmare too

Wrong chat my guy, more for weapons or boog talk

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What state?

Oof, some of the goon gang on the page is from there, they can help better than I can in terms of what you can pick up locally, but if you’re looking budget maybe go aero, they got better QC than most budget brands

Coolio I only know AKs in detail

My school went full online today, I’m surprised it took so long, this part of SoCal has a large Asian population, not that it affects your chances of contracting, but I know a lot of people here still visit family in hard hit areas like China and Korea and LAX hasn’t been doing any screening

I mean not genetically, but yeah just sheer volume of people who routinely go to Asia or know people who do you’d think this would’ve gone sooner, shit With all the crackdown on public gatherings I’m genuinely afraid this will be used to push long lasting draconian measures, I really don’t trust our governor

NY?

Haven’t heard much there other than you got most cases, what’s the government doing?

Go to a range and rent, usually not prohibitively expensive but either that or make friends with access to common types

Or try working one and work a counter, they might have you clean their rentals at the end of shift

I don’t know many who wouldn’t take the opportunity to have someone clean their guns after a range trip, or even let you practice stripping them while supervised, honestly just gauge where he stands and see if he’s willing to help you out

My greatest fear is that they use the opportunity when everyone is locked up to do sketchy shit, PDs arrest anyone just for carrying as it is, it gets easier for them when they can say they’re “enforcing quarantine” and can’t have people who can resist

Tbh I thought about going there on a mileage pass when I was in VA, but I’d rather see DC, the only thing there I’d be interested in is the Statue of Liberty and museums, but DC has better

Step out your armored vans come out and fight me like a man?

And those leather booted feet they walked all over us

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What’s new there? Other than nasty girls running about

I’ve heard of this, unfortunate this virus is eating up everyone’s attention

Think I got difficulties on my end, could anyone hear me at all?

Hooo boy

Yeah, this is the first a lot of people have been told they can’t have freedoms they actually care about, and they equate it to the severity

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Looks cool

Wtf does a stay at home order even mean in practice? I’m not sure what the point is

Unfortunate the realization had to happen under the circumstances tho, but I think many will feel the same after having freedoms they care about infringed on

@One Shot Paddy if you want UAV operator the army is the only branch letting enlisted fly them, and you can kinda control posts based off The MOS you choose, like 88L&88K is only at three posts, two are in spitting distance of one another in VA the other is Pearl Harbor, or better yet go option 40 or airborne out of basic and you’re more likely to get a poster boy unit if that’s your bag, but you have to have airborne/ranger school in the contract, which is very doable and don’t let them tell you otherwise

Define field? Like doing cool guy shit or just not at a desk

Well if mechanic work is field work to you I heavily recommend 88L

Me in a few

@Sir Harndes your meme good sir

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@FloperatorFatty good news on that situation is that buggs is now canonically a serial rapist, because they didn’t try a cease and desist, they copyright claimed it

Just like Nintendo owning a Mario porn parody

What state?

Can never be too careful, stay cautious and maybe stay in kit in case they still do start blasting

Stay safe stay alive king

Would this be the thread to talk about creative writing?

Ok, I’m writing a fiction book about where one day, in an alternate timeline, the earth becomes the size of a large star, and yet gravity remains the same, and it’s about exploration and the societal change that brings about

Awesome man glad you’re seeing a change

Welp, once the boomer remover does it’s work there’ll be some gold lying around to fall back on, if you’re adventurous enough

Why not both?

Frankly the homies could band together, start a nation of pirates and raiders and just not choose, gold, MGs, booze, and bitches for everyone

Not much mang how bout you?

Nah, but I know the plot lines up VERY well with our current situation

It’s almost like China’s notorious for spreading disease or something

@One Shot Paddy thought you were talking about the imperial guard flag next to a weird maybe-eldar flag

As it should be, couldn’t identify that red thing in the corner

@One Shot Paddy thought you were talking 40k races

Oh cool

Sup new fed

Careless whisper?

Yeah, that’s why I like the idea, that and the thought of so much unexplored land, no one in the last hundred years has really experienced being able to see go on an expedition to parts truly unknown, I’m enjoying the writing process

Nope, basically the earth folds out, and gets stitched together with other planets along fault lines, but our area on the earth is recognizable as our area of earth from orbit, it just takes up very very little space

“It’s ok kids, I brought enough smokes for all of us” it’s just one pack the size of a bus

I hope someone calls out France for being racist over that, as they’re either saying A: migrants are incapable of understanding cause and effect or B: they’re actively trying to kill off that population

Or just go for a walk in the park, keep it real simple and also doable among the Kung flu

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Beautiful, FDR monument is my favorite place in DC

Best monument really, I love the waterworks and how the stone blocks make it look older than it is

That has very similar vibes to playing smash bros melee on a shrek TV

Noice, what’s y’all’s go to cigar? I prefer Acids kuba kubas and Gurkha ghosts

Imma give it a shot next time I have occasion to smoke

For a sec I thought that was a flak jacket, I see now it is a combat shirt

Hõla

Those the wolverines?

A: you do you homie and B: it’s a classic so you’re cultured my man

Baby bean perhaps?

Happy Easter y’all

Christ that’s awful

I plan on getting some lamb soon, not sure if I should get chops and eat with fork and knife or make a skewer with assorted other foodstuffs

How’d you prep it?

What’s up?

Can I ask what’s worrying you?

That sounds awful king, my condolences

You doing anything during quarantine?

Take your time king

Not much else to do I guess, what with everything being shut down

Unpopular as in quirky or just bad?

Because most everclear mixes will fall into one of those

Although Apple moonshine coffee and cream was pretty good

American 180?

Yeah I just read above, mine is apparently the main guns of the HMS Rodney chambered in 40mm dummy rounds

Guess I missed a lot, what happened with the gamer word being banned?

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