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2019-07-12 18:23:17 UTC

>he doesn't have a pet carrot

2019-07-12 18:24:17 UTC

I had a pet carrot, but then the rabbit ate it

2019-07-12 18:24:30 UTC

it's a sugar beet

2019-07-12 18:25:33 UTC

damnit, my first guess was gonna be beetroot

2019-07-12 18:26:05 UTC

I don't know that one well enough to really recognize it

2019-07-12 18:26:15 UTC

I've never heard of it lol

2019-07-12 18:26:18 UTC

I just eat food

2019-07-12 18:31:25 UTC

So...much...sugar...

2019-07-12 18:47:24 UTC

i don't get why people are saying "and then, for no reason at all, people voted hitler into power"

2019-07-12 18:47:53 UTC

is it supposed to portray SJWs as unable to follow through a coherent line of events?

2019-07-12 18:48:38 UTC

No. It's meant to illustrate that things happen for a reason.

2019-07-12 18:49:02 UTC

Often as a reaction to perceived or real pushes to an extreme.

2019-07-12 18:49:19 UTC

naaaah, that makes no sense

2019-07-12 18:49:34 UTC

<:thunk:462282216467333140>

2019-07-12 18:50:01 UTC

it's sarcastic

2019-07-12 18:51:26 UTC

<:thunk:462282216467333140>

2019-07-12 18:54:03 UTC

It's a sarcastic corollary of the adage that politics is downstream of culture.

2019-07-12 19:01:45 UTC

@macka weimar germany was a hotbed of degeneracy

2019-07-12 19:02:08 UTC

the first transgender surgery was done by a german doctor

2019-07-12 19:02:33 UTC

and towards *hitler voted into power* times, it further decayed

2019-07-12 19:02:50 UTC

there's a funny account

2019-07-12 19:03:15 UTC

there was a restaurant where you could fuck a duck, behead it as you orgasm, then have it prepared and eaten

2019-07-12 19:03:23 UTC

reminded me more of a daikon radish

2019-07-12 19:03:42 UTC

there were pedo brothels etc. too

2019-07-12 19:05:56 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599315522001174653/twerkel.gif

2019-07-12 19:06:05 UTC

kek

2019-07-12 19:08:38 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599316203088904206/received_437696633627438.jpeg

2019-07-12 19:13:22 UTC

I wonder if merkel is suffering from a dt

2019-07-12 19:15:07 UTC

merkel is suffering from the genetic shakey disease like her father, adolf hitler

2019-07-12 19:16:23 UTC

Seriously tho, we don't know what her prescriptions are, she might have been taken off something and is in detox

2019-07-12 19:17:07 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599318328988794906/FB_IMG_1562957395959.png

2019-07-12 19:17:41 UTC

*thus destroying the competition for sexy alien ass

2019-07-12 19:17:55 UTC

@ebinmemes22 that's pretty ebin

2019-07-12 19:17:55 UTC

Gay

2019-07-12 19:18:09 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599318597374050314/image3.jpg

2019-07-12 19:18:11 UTC

Stolen

2019-07-12 19:18:18 UTC

>:o

2019-07-12 19:21:30 UTC

so the whole "no reason at all, hitler" is meant as a warning to how degeneracy will lead to tyranny?

2019-07-12 19:23:42 UTC

YES THE GARLEAN IRON SCUM WILL DESCEND UPON YOUR DEGENERACY

2019-07-12 19:30:12 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599321633609482272/FB_IMG_1562959455898.png

2019-07-12 20:03:30 UTC

>not going for infinite garlic bread

2019-07-12 20:12:17 UTC

smh

2019-07-12 20:12:30 UTC

it was probably a wholesome video with some kids

2019-07-12 20:12:39 UTC

"bruh what's good about being third place"

2019-07-12 20:13:37 UTC

don't get me wrong, participation trophies are bad

2019-07-12 20:13:45 UTC

but 3rd place is pretty damn good

2019-07-12 20:13:53 UTC

~~unless it's out of like 8 people~~

2019-07-12 20:22:51 UTC

>be pedophile
>on LSJ raping child
>suddenly you hear something thumping in the distance
>you look out to the horizon
>there's a boat
>suddenly, you hear it; https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRbuvKYKI54&frags=pl%2Cwn

2019-07-12 20:36:21 UTC

well depends

2019-07-12 20:36:27 UTC

3rd place out of 3 is pretty shit

2019-07-12 20:36:39 UTC

3rd place out of 100 is impressive

2019-07-12 20:40:27 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599339309107249173/D_RE2CtU8AA2sqd.png

2019-07-12 20:52:17 UTC

My therapist: The Gay Mafia isn't real. The Gay Mafia can't hurt you.
Gay Mafia: https://youtu.be/rGflu3TbREo

2019-07-12 21:00:48 UTC

idk why but i kinda like it

2019-07-12 21:03:29 UTC

it's neet

2019-07-12 21:04:49 UTC

I'd take the red pill. Being able to fly is best power.

2019-07-12 21:05:14 UTC

Also, this:

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599345548947882003/MAGAanimegirl.png

2019-07-12 21:12:16 UTC

A bunch of like 9-14 year old girls are here at the library secretly talking shit about my hat

2019-07-12 21:12:34 UTC

It's cute that their NPC parents have already programmed them to hate Trump

2019-07-12 21:12:46 UTC

What are you doing in a library?

2019-07-12 21:13:06 UTC

Using the computer, mines broken.

2019-07-12 21:13:12 UTC

I need to replace the PSU

2019-07-12 21:13:26 UTC

*grumble grumble grumble*

2019-07-12 21:13:50 UTC

PSU is easy to replace.

2019-07-12 21:13:55 UTC

They aren't that expensive, either.

2019-07-12 21:13:58 UTC

"h0W dArE y0U PEopL3 HaVE fUn?!?! REEEEEEEEEEEEE"

2019-07-12 21:14:32 UTC

did you fry your psu

2019-07-12 21:14:34 UTC

@Pinkstoo Tell them to be glad you're not Mohammed. Or they'd be warbride applicable.

2019-07-12 21:14:39 UTC

or did a surge fry it

2019-07-12 21:15:06 UTC

oof

2019-07-12 21:15:10 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599348043040423947/Pewdiepie_Spiit_On_ForeignerS.mp4

2019-07-12 21:15:19 UTC

<:pot_of_kek:544849795433496586>

2019-07-12 21:16:09 UTC

look at how this horrible man derives pleasure from the suffering of foreigners trying to make better lives for themselves

2019-07-12 21:16:12 UTC

GOD

2019-07-12 21:16:18 UTC

WHY IS HE HAVING FUN?!?!

2019-07-12 21:16:34 UTC

Yeah but if he doesnt obey the orders now fewer people will be let in by day 30

2019-07-12 21:16:37 UTC

<:SUNGA:583781461551743011>

2019-07-12 21:17:45 UTC

I hope he goes back to his 2016 stage <:pepelaugh:544857300179877898>

2019-07-12 21:18:07 UTC

where he just shits on the media for everyone to see

2019-07-12 21:22:54 UTC

he spit on the foreigner because that is the only way arstozkans show their respect

2019-07-12 21:23:11 UTC

Lern the culture you ignorant mongolids!

2019-07-12 21:23:25 UTC

oh go learn to code, urinalist

2019-07-12 21:23:32 UTC

<:coolgon:549370575701803019>

2019-07-12 21:24:04 UTC

That is offencive to people who make and install urinals

2019-07-12 21:26:41 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599350940570484766/IMG_20190712_005125.jpg

2019-07-12 21:28:07 UTC

homosuck <:Cancer:591210992998809612>

2019-07-12 21:29:07 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599351556374265871/Ducky_knife.jpg

2019-07-12 21:36:29 UTC

HELL YEAH

2019-07-12 21:36:46 UTC

Hell yeah.

2019-07-12 21:37:38 UTC

now to unleash my autism

2019-07-12 21:39:29 UTC

Film OSTs are cool

2019-07-12 21:39:33 UTC

but celldweller is better

2019-07-12 21:43:58 UTC

Kek.

2019-07-12 21:45:57 UTC

Sardines have very high protein content in a small package, with healthy omega-3 oil, as well as calcium if you chew the soft bones.

2019-07-12 21:46:49 UTC

fish are disgusting

2019-07-12 21:46:58 UTC

^^

2019-07-12 21:47:04 UTC

krill oil for omega 3

2019-07-12 21:47:08 UTC

fuck heavy metal ridden fish

2019-07-12 21:47:13 UTC

Im afraid we must disagree on that one

2019-07-12 21:47:25 UTC

as for calcium and the others

2019-07-12 21:47:30 UTC

plenty of good alternatives

2019-07-12 21:47:38 UTC

the last reason to ever eat fish was omega 3

2019-07-12 21:47:42 UTC

but krill oil fixed that

2019-07-12 21:47:49 UTC

thank you Jessus

2019-07-12 21:49:39 UTC

Oh, hey, celldweller are the same guys who did scandroid aren't they

2019-07-12 21:49:50 UTC

I should listen to more of their stuff

2019-07-12 21:54:00 UTC

Scahli is very good

2019-07-12 21:54:06 UTC

also, Zander is good too

2019-07-12 21:54:12 UTC

<:SUNGA:583781461551743011>

2019-07-12 21:54:21 UTC

the fish that is

2019-07-12 21:54:38 UTC

Time for some ranch

2019-07-12 22:01:20 UTC

@Windleaf I mean fish taste great, ever tried salmon?

2019-07-12 22:01:31 UTC

yeah they are ok but fuckem

2019-07-12 22:01:36 UTC

something just doesn't sit right

2019-07-12 22:01:38 UTC

kek

2019-07-12 22:01:46 UTC

inside my mind

2019-07-12 22:02:02 UTC

it's called "they are a different type of meat to most animals on earth"

2019-07-12 22:02:05 UTC

literally

2019-07-12 22:02:24 UTC

i'll stick to feathered dinosaurs

2019-07-12 22:02:29 UTC

Smoked salmon is goood

2019-07-12 22:02:35 UTC

yep

2019-07-12 22:02:46 UTC

@Windleaf so you like emu meat? never tried it

2019-07-12 22:02:52 UTC

kek

2019-07-12 22:03:06 UTC

nah chicken's good

2019-07-12 22:03:39 UTC

you're not talking about memes retards

2019-07-12 22:03:45 UTC

catfish is good eats

2019-07-12 22:03:58 UTC

Freshly fished trout on a stick over the bonfire.

2019-07-12 22:03:59 UTC

never tried that

2019-07-12 22:04:03 UTC

Good times

2019-07-12 22:07:14 UTC

a nice big 10-pound catfish

2019-07-12 22:07:21 UTC

caught right at the dock

2019-07-12 22:09:03 UTC

fileted and taken home to be battered

2019-07-12 22:09:05 UTC

o3o

2019-07-12 22:12:15 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599362404442308618/ss-100419-volcano-lightning-05_ss_full.jpg

2019-07-12 22:12:43 UTC

volcano lightening

2019-07-12 22:45:50 UTC

@Ninjaplusplus benmark isn't real

2019-07-12 22:45:54 UTC

so your point is gay

2019-07-12 22:46:36 UTC

Also just because monopolies were worse in the past doesn't mean they are ok now

2019-07-12 22:48:20 UTC

@Ninjaplusplus at least france had a sizeable army <:thocc:328732795646115851>

2019-07-12 22:48:47 UTC

also note that norway who didnt have a sizeable army didnt surrender until like 60 days after

2019-07-12 22:48:48 UTC

I mean they did inflict alot of damage to the German army

2019-07-12 22:51:17 UTC

i mean you kind of have to surrender if your entire army has just been destroyed

2019-07-12 22:54:50 UTC

and 50% of you is now captured

2019-07-12 22:58:10 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599373952720044043/788px-1940FaguoLiuYue.png

2019-07-12 22:59:45 UTC

should of walled Belgium

2019-07-12 23:01:22 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599374767057010758/image0.png

2019-07-12 23:14:38 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599378109980082196/20190712_191349.png

2019-07-12 23:17:23 UTC

I somehow find someone suing for fake bath water sadder than someone buying it sincerely. Honk honk etc.

2019-07-12 23:17:34 UTC

yes

2019-07-12 23:17:59 UTC

The video linked there is far sadder

2019-07-12 23:18:27 UTC

Like, the explanations that some guys gave were truly soul-crushing

2019-07-12 23:22:17 UTC

Tl;dr is: major depression(from descriptions likely legit Major Depressive Disorder) , significant social isolation and anxiety, desperation for any human connection

2019-07-12 23:29:05 UTC

i mean

2019-07-12 23:29:08 UTC

how are you gonna sue

2019-07-12 23:29:12 UTC

its clearly labeled

2019-07-12 23:40:48 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599384690239209493/38febb01-b7ac-4ed4-934c-916a7bd17c6a.jpg

2019-07-13 00:07:46 UTC

A.. arenโ€™t they based on old stories

2019-07-13 00:08:23 UTC

Like, ancient as fuck poems, iirc

2019-07-13 00:08:49 UTC

Easier on the eyes to see lions battle for supremacy than africans with spears

2019-07-13 00:12:25 UTC

@Paige Hendrix yeah but we love the originals so ofcourse we will watch the new ones

2019-07-13 00:12:31 UTC

because we love the originals

2019-07-13 00:12:36 UTC

>normie logic

2019-07-13 00:12:56 UTC

Aladdin wasn't the worst

2019-07-13 00:13:03 UTC

who cares

2019-07-13 00:13:09 UTC

>will smith genie

2019-07-13 00:13:13 UTC

it was a shit remake to cash in on nostalgia

2019-07-13 00:13:19 UTC

which is the problem

2019-07-13 00:13:22 UTC

Will Smith was not a bad genie

2019-07-13 00:13:24 UTC

it's cultural stagnation

2019-07-13 00:13:30 UTC

I see no one wants to live-action the Hunchback of Notredame

2019-07-13 00:13:31 UTC

and creative stagnation

2019-07-13 00:13:37 UTC

and artistic stagnation

2019-07-13 00:13:39 UTC

it's terrible

2019-07-13 00:13:45 UTC

I don't like how the whole movie was just Rogue One extras with six months of tan

2019-07-13 00:13:48 UTC

Amy Schumer would be the hunchback

2019-07-13 00:13:55 UTC

<:smugon:512048583806025739>

2019-07-13 00:13:58 UTC

Probably because any attempt to butcher the opening song will be met with bloodshed

2019-07-13 00:14:03 UTC

and I'll be in that mob

2019-07-13 00:14:11 UTC

What are we gonna do? They're killing off the one race that can actually make stuff like the originals.

2019-07-13 00:14:38 UTC

Im tired of the obvious cash grabs that these reboots are

2019-07-13 00:15:04 UTC

but im more tired of the companies behind them just changing arbitrary values like the race or gender of the main character

2019-07-13 00:15:12 UTC

I really don't care about the quality if it's not an improvement on the original even if it's ok it's still garbage that should not be supported by our culture or our money

2019-07-13 00:15:21 UTC

and then generating faux outrage over said arbitrary values

2019-07-13 00:15:47 UTC

Ghostbusters and Oceans 8 didn't fail because they were re-cast as women

2019-07-13 00:16:07 UTC

they failed because the writing was shit and the producers/cast decided to attack their audience

2019-07-13 00:16:11 UTC

Well making the actors more tan would make sense for aladin, it's not more faithful to the source but it's more "realistic" which is what they are going for with these remakes afaict

2019-07-13 00:16:23 UTC

>live action CGI lions

2019-07-13 00:20:58 UTC

@Flavius Stilicho
>Sexy Destroyer

2019-07-13 00:21:01 UTC

what kinda Kaiju name is that

2019-07-13 00:21:45 UTC

<:ahegao:462286952335671296> <:pepegun:588019479401726001>

2019-07-13 00:22:23 UTC

Probably a human-sized Kaiju (that looks like a wahmen) with massive tits, I assume

2019-07-13 00:22:52 UTC

18/11

2019-07-13 00:22:58 UTC

>11/18

2019-07-13 00:23:06 UTC

use the correct system

2019-07-13 00:23:09 UTC

format your date normally you fucking eurofag

2019-07-13 00:23:20 UTC

I'm not a euro fag

2019-07-13 00:23:20 UTC

MM/DD/YYYY

2019-07-13 00:23:25 UTC

I'm just not a burger

2019-07-13 00:23:26 UTC

Not DD/MM/YYYY

2019-07-13 00:23:31 UTC

LITERALLY NO ONE ELSE DOES THAT

2019-07-13 00:23:37 UTC

It's not just eurofags

2019-07-13 00:23:44 UTC

You fucking burger

2019-07-13 00:24:13 UTC

YYYY/MM/DD

2019-07-13 00:24:20 UTC

also correct

2019-07-13 00:24:28 UTC

upside down pyramid

2019-07-13 00:24:31 UTC

Alright, eurofag

2019-07-13 00:24:37 UTC

sudoku yourself

2019-07-13 00:24:45 UTC

I'm not a eurofag

2019-07-13 00:24:49 UTC

I'm just not american

2019-07-13 00:25:05 UTC

<:Doubt:588038713938804760>

2019-07-13 00:45:57 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/598762150810615808/599401090093678602/Snapchat-1066823083.jpg

2019-07-13 00:47:39 UTC

@Some Fucking Leaf#5637 you just reminded me of some bloke.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=o2idYNKWGm4

2019-07-13 01:03:34 UTC

Correct date format is YYYYMMDD.

2019-07-13 01:03:52 UTC

why not YYYYDDMM?

2019-07-13 01:03:57 UTC

really fuck people up

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