I somehow find someone suing for fake bath water sadder than someone buying it sincerely. Honk honk etc.

yes

The video linked there is far sadder

Like, the explanations that some guys gave were truly soul-crushing

Tl;dr is: major depression(from descriptions likely legit Major Depressive Disorder) , significant social isolation and anxiety, desperation for any human connection

i mean

how are you gonna sue

its clearly labeled

https://twitter.com/AndrewYang/status/1149815420628688896

A.. aren’t they based on old stories

Like, ancient as fuck poems, iirc

Easier on the eyes to see lions battle for supremacy than africans with spears

@Paige Hendrix yeah but we love the originals so ofcourse we will watch the new ones

because we love the originals

>normie logic

Aladdin wasn't the worst

who cares

>will smith genie

it was a shit remake to cash in on nostalgia

which is the problem

Will Smith was not a bad genie

it's cultural stagnation

I see no one wants to live-action the Hunchback of Notredame

and creative stagnation

and artistic stagnation

it's terrible

I don't like how the whole movie was just Rogue One extras with six months of tan

Amy Schumer would be the hunchback

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Probably because any attempt to butcher the opening song will be met with bloodshed

and I'll be in that mob

What are we gonna do? They're killing off the one race that can actually make stuff like the originals.

Im tired of the obvious cash grabs that these reboots are

but im more tired of the companies behind them just changing arbitrary values like the race or gender of the main character

I really don't care about the quality if it's not an improvement on the original even if it's ok it's still garbage that should not be supported by our culture or our money

and then generating faux outrage over said arbitrary values

Ghostbusters and Oceans 8 didn't fail because they were re-cast as women

they failed because the writing was shit and the producers/cast decided to attack their audience

Well making the actors more tan would make sense for aladin, it's not more faithful to the source but it's more "realistic" which is what they are going for with these remakes afaict

>live action CGI lions