Thanks

yoiure welcome

I'm already recommended "Programming socks"

that's pretty hot

no i mean the cuirassiers

if its rivitted she gets the rod

why chainmail lingerie exists

i have no iodea

im pretty sure semen cn pierce chainmail

I have a friend who makes chainmail and leather stuff

sadly chainmail condoms proved to not be very effective

As the years went by, the rich knights didn't like how heavy and unwieldy the armor was, and slowly started losing pieces over time.

Well, with a chainmail condom you'd just be scraping by.

Until they basically only had the front plate

@Zakhan STOP

LMAO

haha

@Zakhan CHAFING

then again

thatd be like

ribbed condom xtra large

hmm

that might actually be hawt

cant say

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actually it looks like my friend is more into making scalemail than chainmail

scalemail is more aesthetic

or a mixture of both

do thy do commissions?

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I'll admit

That's kinda cute

That dog's name is Karen, and would like to speak to your manager about a duel.

this was the photo she used to announce that she'd been accepted as a vendor at this year's ren faire

Hello

that dog looks unhappy

rip

Not everyone is happy to go to war Luci

lel

boobs

who wanna bet those are fake 🅱iddies?

literally pointless armour

i think she just wanted a dress

thats better

silly shoulders tgo

Yeah she's just doing it for aesthetics

Fake tits are heresy

Not as *aesthetic* though

also no they're not fake

fake tits explode when a hockey puck hits em

Oh?

how do you know?

Not fake?

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Oh?

bitches in gambeson make my iron the big iron

You are approaching me?

they arent that big

why would you think theyre fake

because I know her very well

it's the positioning

maybe it's the dress

idk

they're just being pushed up by rigid metal

Because he's not got much experience with real ones.

Remember kids: boob armor is a bad idea.

Oof

reminder kiddos

in the us of a

the average cup size is c

Perfect tbh

stop posting crusader waifus

youre makin my dick too hard

Kek.

all your 🅱iddies are belong to us

🇺🇸

Even the most well-endowed woman can wear "conventional" armor. They only need a slightly larger breastplate.

now now

tiddy armour works fine

if you believe in the emperor hard enough

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#bolterbitchesunite

its just dudes who want that medieval aesthetic

@Goodwood of Dank™ the woman with the biggest tiddies in the world has tiddies larger than multiple water melons

who cares

completely natural

Tiddy armor is impractical, unnecessary, and in fact more dangerous. The increased protrusion means an incoming blow is more likely to glance up and into the throat, rather than down and away.

she was on an episode of tosh.0

RIP her back

she couldnt wear a breasplate