im drinking the last of my beer

I might pork some yenta girl this weekend

I must be refreshed on this resplendent occasion

i went hard tonight on drinking for me

normally 3 is a lot for me

I sound like such a nancy

That’s not a joke btw

lmao you said "pork"

if you aren't referring to your current fuckhole as "lovey" and drinkign somethign with an umbrella in it you are not dignified

Most undignified

be somebody

mmmyes Victor, thoroughly undignified

I still have not received satisfaction

I demand satisfaction

but....certainly un-nig-nified...am i right? *guffaws elitedly*

gentlemen, if we can't honor fight in the streets, or pull our penises out and start yelling, I'm going to be dissapointed by the lack of respect.

ok fine

just dont hit my spine or my face

hahhahahahaah

actually

Lol

hit my face a lot

Polio really is troubling this time of year

make me ugly, perhaps that will increase the white birth rate and give you goys more of a chance to pro-create

im crying right now from this

what a night of shit posting

i need you to jared leto fight club me

if a bowljibber can be worked in

well i am awful pretty

No inveighing against the hair or face, those are my standards.

@Joseph Goebbowls trve

can someone find photoshop 2018

asa a torrent

they got a new feature we all need

stubble is the #1 destroyer of quality dome.

I just find fake photoshop 2017 versions

https://helpx.adobe.com/photoshop/using/making-quick-selections.html#select_subject

we need that feature

Paddywick hasn't yet had the gratification of gazing upon a nubile Ronald traipsing across Sir David Coverdale's lorries, circa nineteen hundred and eighty-seven.

mmyes ofcourse

i shall contact my assistant and have him fax over a copy to him post haste

Fax? Quite *nouveaux* of you, my dear bowl.

https://petapixel.com/2017/11/28/select-subject-tool-coming-photoshop-cc/

mmmyes

I'd rather venture to send him a finely creased parchment

1488 DEATH TO NIGGERS STINK

shutup you weird little faggot

kill yourself

do england a favor

did ur mum a favor last night n ranched her

oh dear, where is my butler bell, I require more popcorn

My, my...who might these pernicious rapscallions be addressing with such rapaciously

worded toff?

its like watching the natives fight over a plastic bauble

this place isgay as shit

heavens to mergatroid

It brings a saltine orb to my eyes recalling the great colonial days of yore.

God save the Queen.

*looks yearningly into the distance and fogs up a wee bit

mmmmyes

you know i bet if you called up loomer and spoke in that voice she would get wet thinking of all those probable shekels

im pretty sure she has seen gilligans island at least once

Thurston Bowl III

myess ofcourse

@TheBowlFather Would it cause an acrimonious dispute if I were to bring forth memories of the last instance where an Iberian challenged the mighty Anglo?

🌬 ⛵

🌴

I say

Thursty

How has he been

mmmyes lovey

Our little colonial chap

mmmmyes, well

apparently he caught a bit of hte local jungle flu

that's why i always send my assistant to do my dirty work *laughs elitedly

@TheBowlFather Do bid Thurston good day in our absence.

*protrudes chin

mmyes ofcourse

you all may be cool, but you will never be "so pretty you hvae frank serenading you to whitesnake in DM" cool

My my

mmyes

heavens to mergatroid, a wild bowlution has joined the fray

cheerio @The Final Bowlution

mmmyes

mmyes of course

Lovely day for a @The Final Bowlution sighting

LOL chap, good show.

perchance he will entertain us with some of his enlightened artwork

let me summon my boy

*rings bell

boy, bring forth the charcoal, inks, and quill

and a fresh blotter

and also another drink, something with 2 umbrellas this time

mmmyes

im not even thirsty, i just like to give him purpose

anyone for tennis?

@Joseph Goebbowls Now now, you know I cannot possibly partake in the arts without my muse.

wouldn't that be nice?

@The Final Bowlution how do you sir

i will have my assistant fax you something most museworthy

doesth one care for a tea?

I fancy a cup, yes.

mmmyes

oy then lads

ill get the kettle piping

good heavens, what is that accent

have you been fraternizing with the help again?

what does one mean by such things

Art thou even huwyte if lacking a fancy title such as this?

mmmyes

i heard you using that slang, it reminds me of when I slum it down in the east end

@TheBowlFather

thats great

haha!

@Akashic Wrecker seems to have forgotten his manners and his topper.

My word, I have never seen a roster full of so much haberdashery in my lifetime.

mmyes of course

Only the finest habowldasheroof

@Vic_Mackey ay then mate, i aren't always fancy with what i put about and do you know sir

Ah yes. I only shop at Roofs.

FUCK YOU ALL, I'M THE MOST BASED NIGGER IN THE WORLD

The finest top hats.

Oh, dear. The help has gotten loose once more.

wat in the hell

i laughed way too hard at that

im starting to wonder if Blitzington didn't pull a "my fair lady" on us with Paddywick.

please repeat after me

im going to say that @Vic_Mackey and pull my dick out in front of girls

the bowl in your soul fills niggers with some holes

@WhiteTrash Now, this is hardly vernacular befitting a Trashfort!

mmmyes

GMMO

@Akashic Wrecker Guffawing my monocle off

Mister Mackington, don't drag the good Trashfort name through the mud

good heavens, i nearly chortled my snuff out

Careful boys, I might be tempted to stroke myself into a way a bit too fancy

@Vic_Mackey Any attempt to sully the Trashfort's good name will be met with nothing but hostility.

That would be *Sir* Mackington, O.B.E. to you, Sir Trashfort.

I need whippits

My apologies Sir Mackington.

shall i call my boy back in for you, Paddywick?

@Akashic Wrecker *Huwhippits

they sell whippits right around the corner from me

i have to talk myself into not going there all the time

mmyes

Whomst've needeth sweets of the chocolate variety at this current moment?

i could, most indubitably so

mmmyes

victoria go to sleep smh

I had my people research Blitzington

they have taken some photos for me

thou hath been doxxedeth

you need to work on your lipstick a bit more, lovey

how bout i leave an o-ring of lipstick on the base of your shaft, faggot

bet your dick is so tiny i could deep throat you and it wouldnt even tickle my uvula

My my

well this soudns like a gentleman's challenge

Such talk would be conspicuous in the mouths of concubines!

My my indeed, good sires.

*rings bell

Good Lord, when are you going to get some servants who aren't micks?

Boy, bring my man Blitizington here a drink, something with 3 umbrellas in it

well i found this one on a trip to Boston

I thought I would re-patriate him

We're to replace Donnie O'Wahlbowlnner at this point in time

I say, I say, methinks it is time for a cheery singsong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKRHWT6xdEU

o ring and shaft is what i caught

i was busy priming my old timer

Priming the old pump is good for the heart, I always say.

@MACrusader

Cheerio.

good for an old man say

F i shouldnt be up this late lol

When I was a young lad, I used to frolic with the finest women. Now that I am older, I just have the help kidnap them and chain them up in the belfry.

mmmyes

I trapse up there when I fancy a shag or two.

i keep a radiator to chain them to

it doenst even work

as a radiator

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rB5Nbp_gmgQ

I SAY

I DO SAY

GENTLEMEN

GOD SAVE THE QUEEN

0

i cant wait for the next holiday

Too rich for my blowld, I tire of their breathing long before I have the determination to commit to devising a dungeon

*rings the Donnie-bell

🍹

@MACrusader

boy, we need drinks. with many umbrellas

in fact bring us 2 drinks each, with 3 umbrellas each

<@&407860422121881601>

we need to have good setups of wheelbarrows with pillows in them and tranq guns and start gaining a large amount of thots as property underground.

ah yes

some caged cunt for the caged hunt

proper sir

@Vic_Mackey Good sir, does this potato nigger irishman belong to you?

<@&407860422121881601>

Such is my misfortune, Sir Trashfort.

Bloody Celtic gollywogs

However they starved to death on an isle blessed with waters teaming with fish is beyond me, good sirs.

Afro-Iberians, what is a human to do with them?

@Bojangles Unchained ⛄ How is the weather in the PNW colony?

Quite frigid, old chap!

Haha yes, just like his mother!

Oh dear

having just returned from a long stint in the congo, he was rather a welcome sight as my servant, vs the boot lipped savage sub-saharans I had to "contract" while on my travels

mmmyes

I do apologise Victor, my good friend, but I could not help myself to partake in a healthy bit of banter!

You know how we all hark back to our days at Eton

I miss that fag of mine, what was his name? Oh yes, young Gesta. He was a jolly good fag, fetching crumpets and plumping pillows.

@Joseph Goebbowls Bootlipped wogs and Irishmen: There exists a divergence?

Wonderful poofter, that @Krieg

for the uninitiated https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fagging

The senior, sometimes called the fag-master, was the protector of his fags and responsible for their happiness and good conduct.

The duties undertaken by fags, the time taken, and their general treatment varied widely. Each school had its own traditions. Until around 1900 a fag's duties might include such humble tasks as blacking boots, brushing clothes and cooking breakfasts, and there was no limit as to hours.[1] Later, fagging was restricted to such light tasks as running errands, bringing tea to the fag-masters' study and fagging[clarification needed] at cricket or football[1]. At many schools, fag-masters were expected to reward their fags for their efforts at the end of term by giving a monetary 'fag tip'. The 1911 Britannica details an evolution of the role at Eton College.[1]

That ale-swilling ne'er-do-sober @MACrusader has yet to bring me my refreshment!

lol

fag-master

I think i shall commission blitz as my official fag-master, he shold be able to keep <@&407860422121881601> in line

i'm pitching a tent, good sirs

Oh what fun! Camping is always a jolly good time.

especially with a proper mate, you know?

mmmyes

nothing beats having a good hound with you as well

aye

mmmyes

https://youtu.be/_oK94y8d2cs

😩

this cities fucking awesome

just had 2 really cool gook realtor dudes show me around the city and show me 5 apartments

👍

travel the world while you stilll can faggots

i'm not dragging the kids around the world

fuck that

drag them into an incinerator then be free and travel alone

>killing white children

Slipped on ice today. Jewish co-worker laughed his ass off

Lol

Oh FAWK you GUYS

I gave up on trying to read all that shit from last night

basically a bunch of little faggots called me fat and threatened to try and stalk and dox me because i call them out for being creepy little cultlike faggots, and call mason what he is, a weird faggot whos never done shit.

i repeat, james mason is a worthless faggot

siege is a badly written book

The Help Fuckin Assholes

and awd is full of weird social outcast virgin faggots