@Akashic Wrecker seems to have forgotten his manners and his topper.

My word, I have never seen a roster full of so much haberdashery in my lifetime.

mmyes of course

Only the finest habowldasheroof

@Vic_Mackey ay then mate, i aren't always fancy with what i put about and do you know sir

Ah yes. I only shop at Roofs.

FUCK YOU ALL, I'M THE MOST BASED NIGGER IN THE WORLD

The finest top hats.

Oh, dear. The help has gotten loose once more.

wat in the hell

i laughed way too hard at that

im starting to wonder if Blitzington didn't pull a "my fair lady" on us with Paddywick.

please repeat after me

im going to say that @Vic_Mackey and pull my dick out in front of girls

the bowl in your soul fills niggers with some holes

@WhiteTrash Now, this is hardly vernacular befitting a Trashfort!

mmmyes

GMMO

@Akashic Wrecker Guffawing my monocle off

Mister Mackington, don't drag the good Trashfort name through the mud

good heavens, i nearly chortled my snuff out

Careful boys, I might be tempted to stroke myself into a way a bit too fancy

@Vic_Mackey Any attempt to sully the Trashfort's good name will be met with nothing but hostility.

That would be *Sir* Mackington, O.B.E. to you, Sir Trashfort.

I need whippits

My apologies Sir Mackington.

shall i call my boy back in for you, Paddywick?

@Akashic Wrecker *Huwhippits

they sell whippits right around the corner from me

i have to talk myself into not going there all the time

mmyes

Whomst've needeth sweets of the chocolate variety at this current moment?

i could, most indubitably so

mmmyes

victoria go to sleep smh

I had my people research Blitzington

they have taken some photos for me

thou hath been doxxedeth

you need to work on your lipstick a bit more, lovey

how bout i leave an o-ring of lipstick on the base of your shaft, faggot