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lol
aww yeah
any work prospects yet?
just hang out in the foreigner bars and ask around lol
^
they do penis inspections at immigration & customs
the mohel wasn't wearing his glasses
the TSA is gonna grab you and some big black woman with gap teeth is going to give you a full body cavity search
maybe she's an instagram model, Prince Ahmed is about to let her go on a shopping spree on his credit card and then shit all over her face
I've flown qatar airways before
I was next to the smelliest fucking arab
oh yeah?
did you at least give him a kiss after you were done
man, you're going to see some real characters in the foreigner bars..
hahah
it'll probably be mostly older dudes there
@TheBowlFather maybe I'll fly down there in summer
if you haven't gotten yourself deported by that time
aw man, I thought I had more of these in this folder
guess I'll have to go lurk /r9k/
man, I've been looking at tinder here..
I weep for this town
tinder here is like
obese women, "genderqueer" blue-haired monsters, and reasonably attractive trump-supporter women.. who happen to have a few kids
I've seen very few outside of these categories
nah I'm in Olympia still
for another week or so
I just drowned a mouse in bleach and beat it to death
jeez louise!
I hate doing these things but you know
I remember my time in Afghanistan.. one time I walked to the Pizza Hut and it was closed.. still have nightmares
Someone grab a rock
Raccoons are niggers
Hate them
Being able to read is gay as well
lol that [REDACTED] call
those dumbass brits in cambodia were whore-dancing in front of a temple or something
sex is gay
the virgin "muh principles," the chad riceburner
finngolian master race
I like niggers stink
you know what they say
burn the rice, feels real nice
no it's burn the rice, feels real nice
@neat good plan
I touched a boob one time
I touched the boob right on the areola
it was great
RAPE SLUTS
@Vic_Mackey tru
put your dick in a woman's vagina one day, it's only a matter of time before you're in a gay bathhouse
tru dat
doxxing anyone in this thing of ours is really not cool
no u
>dissing bowlcut memes
nobody's doxxing anybody
imagine being Bart
don't have a cow, man
I did wrist today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6TyB7LCdWI
post the original pls
(((shaking hands)))
Quite frigid, old chap!
why not all of the above
might as well
grill the hamburger
wake up to some irl brap-posting
BRAPPED.COM
DO IT FAGGOT
she gets to BRRRRAAAAAPPPPP on your face every once in a while, so fucking what
that is precisely what I'm saying
enjoy the brappage
hahaha
Michelle Obama-tier
I'm manlet but I could probably fuck this amazon lativian chick
latvian*
I know three latvian girls
but only one of them lives in the same country as me
one time we were snugglin when singing karaoke.. she's prolly down
she's tall and skinny
but I'm like 5'8 and she's gotta be 6'0 lol
oh shit
I think she plays volleyball
awd wouldn't take me because I'm a riceburner
I'm not skinny
I'm a riceburner, I've never been diagnosed with autism, and 5'8 is still within the average range, so awd would never have me
oy vey
what a strong womyn
I bet she can make some yuge BRAPs
I'd bet
I'm still in Olympia
for another week
it's 4:26 AM here
I found where my mom hid the booze
oh
it's 926 PM in korea
jesus
you know what I really like about korea?
they basically keep the retards and mentally ill out of sight
mentally ill go into windowless institutions where they're never seen again
tards btfo
Lol same shit happened to me. Verify your number, goy!
Yeah
I'm not willing to use my actual number so idk
Might use my korean number lol
Kewl
a concentration ranch
agree so hard
sauerkraut rules, my man
yeah, relish is pretty nasty
I just don't like sweet pickles at all
I love regular pickles
my liver needs all the help it can get at this point
they can have their argument in the vc, we're having a great condiment chat up in here
god damn it, I didn't drink anything tonight, and now you mention booze and I'm fiending for it..
fuck it, getting a beer
brb
RAPE SLOTHS
anyone who doesn't like Anglin is ungrateful (i.e., a nigger)
yo niggers stink, where you staying in cambodia right now
@TheBowlFather https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nvlTJrNJ5lA
wrong
the correct rhyme is "feels real nice"
yeah that's tru
if you fuck a muslim woman, she'll get honor-killed by her relatives
so it's a win-win
lololol
you can't knock up a sand nigger woman tho, too dangerous
it just creates a very smart jihadist
if you knock up a gook, you get a supreme gentleman
can't dodge the rodge
oh shit, don't make me start riceposting
hot arabs are relatively rare, I live in gookistan and holy shit
well koreans at least, in japan and china there's not nearly as many qts
in my experience
physically attractive..
that's not even true tho
did the police take you back to lucas' house
they aren't tho
I live in korea
yeah of the eyelid surgery
a lot of girls just do the eyelid surgery when they get lasik or whatever
poodles are popular there, you might be onto something
fake tits are rare in korea (though I did hook up with one lol), fake asses are unheard of
the fake tit korean girl I hooked up with was in the US navy
so was I at the time
(((siege)))
(((read))) (((siege)))
but why don't they have khazar milkers
god, youtube has BLACK HISTORY MONTH in the corner
walking stick master race
yeah I think so lol
would you guys live in Frog Police
that apartment building is next to the police station in my city
later goyim
5 days or so
yeah I figured, it seems like that's the only place that has civilization
are you staying at a hotel or what
I'm on ranch too tbh
olive b <:ranch:375588455511490570>
3
>not eating dogs
I had fun in afghanistan
but I have ptsd because one time the dfac ran out of chicken wings
@Akashic Wrecker did Aziz's ever give you diarrhea?
Been down since yesterday
I heard Emily was in Korea now
Derp
^^^
Yeah maybe that was just a temporary thing
Ranch and vodka
Quit REEEEEEEEing
Mike Enoch is the most ranchpilled person on earth besides eagleshigh
Why don't you start your own server then blitz
Blitz can't have coffee because it makes his tummy hurt
I've burned a bunch of rice and have no regrets 🍚 🤤
Big brains get the rock
Palpatine was the real hero
@erz1871 das rite
>not liking bacha bazi
I go to the casino with my mom too
Did that a few days ago
I know three Latvian qts
But theyre taller than my manlet self
Nah its expensive, far from where i live, and all the good events are sold out
I had planned on going but yeah
More trouble than it's worth lol
awww yeah
it's amazing they stayed in business this long
yo
I know that feel
killer klowns from outer space
gross
Sonic's arms are not freakin blue!
Bojangles Unchained ⛄
