lol

aww yeah

any work prospects yet?

just hang out in the foreigner bars and ask around lol

lol

^

they do penis inspections at immigration & customs

the mohel wasn't wearing his glasses

the TSA is gonna grab you and some big black woman with gap teeth is going to give you a full body cavity search

maybe she's an instagram model, Prince Ahmed is about to let her go on a shopping spree on his credit card and then shit all over her face

I've flown qatar airways before

I was next to the smelliest fucking arab

oh yeah?

lol

did you at least give him a kiss after you were done

man, you're going to see some real characters in the foreigner bars..

hahah

it'll probably be mostly older dudes there

@TheBowlFather maybe I'll fly down there in summer

if you haven't gotten yourself deported by that time

aw man, I thought I had more of these in this folder

guess I'll have to go lurk /r9k/

hahah

man, I've been looking at tinder here..

I weep for this town

tinder here is like

obese women, "genderqueer" blue-haired monsters, and reasonably attractive trump-supporter women.. who happen to have a few kids

I've seen very few outside of these categories

nah I'm in Olympia still

for another week or so

I just drowned a mouse in bleach and beat it to death

jeez louise!

I hate doing these things but you know

I remember my time in Afghanistan.. one time I walked to the Pizza Hut and it was closed.. still have nightmares

Someone grab a rock

Raccoons are niggers

Hate them

Being able to read is gay as well

lol that [REDACTED] call

those dumbass brits in cambodia were whore-dancing in front of a temple or something

sex is gay

the virgin "muh principles," the chad riceburner

finngolian master race

I like niggers stink

you know what they say

burn the rice, feels real nice

no it's burn the rice, feels real nice

@neat good plan

I touched a boob one time

I touched the boob right on the areola

it was great

RAPE SLUTS

@Vic_Mackey tru

put your dick in a woman's vagina one day, it's only a matter of time before you're in a gay bathhouse

tru dat

lol

doxxing anyone in this thing of ours is really not cool

no u

>dissing bowlcut memes

lol

nobody's doxxing anybody

imagine being Bart

don't have a cow, man

lol

I did wrist today

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6TyB7LCdWI

post the original pls

(((shaking hands)))

Quite frigid, old chap!

lol

why not all of the above

might as well

grill the hamburger

wake up to some irl brap-posting

BRAPPED.COM

DO IT FAGGOT

she gets to BRRRRAAAAAPPPPP on your face every once in a while, so fucking what

^

that is precisely what I'm saying

enjoy the brappage

hahaha

Michelle Obama-tier