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lol
aww yeah
any work prospects yet?
just hang out in the foreigner bars and ask around lol
^
they do penis inspections at immigration & customs
the mohel wasn't wearing his glasses
the TSA is gonna grab you and some big black woman with gap teeth is going to give you a full body cavity search
maybe she's an instagram model, Prince Ahmed is about to let her go on a shopping spree on his credit card and then shit all over her face
I've flown qatar airways before
I was next to the smelliest fucking arab
oh yeah?
did you at least give him a kiss after you were done
man, you're going to see some real characters in the foreigner bars..
hahah
it'll probably be mostly older dudes there
@TheBowlFather maybe I'll fly down there in summer
if you haven't gotten yourself deported by that time
aw man, I thought I had more of these in this folder
guess I'll have to go lurk /r9k/
man, I've been looking at tinder here..
I weep for this town
tinder here is like
obese women, "genderqueer" blue-haired monsters, and reasonably attractive trump-supporter women.. who happen to have a few kids
I've seen very few outside of these categories
nah I'm in Olympia still
for another week or so
I just drowned a mouse in bleach and beat it to death
jeez louise!
I hate doing these things but you know
I remember my time in Afghanistan.. one time I walked to the Pizza Hut and it was closed.. still have nightmares
Someone grab a rock
Raccoons are niggers
Hate them
Being able to read is gay as well
lol that [REDACTED] call
those dumbass brits in cambodia were whore-dancing in front of a temple or something
sex is gay
the virgin "muh principles," the chad riceburner
finngolian master race
I like niggers stink
you know what they say
burn the rice, feels real nice
no it's burn the rice, feels real nice
@neat good plan
I touched a boob one time
I touched the boob right on the areola
it was great
RAPE SLUTS
@Vic_Mackey tru
put your dick in a woman's vagina one day, it's only a matter of time before you're in a gay bathhouse
tru dat
doxxing anyone in this thing of ours is really not cool
no u
>dissing bowlcut memes
nobody's doxxing anybody
imagine being Bart
don't have a cow, man
I did wrist today
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6TyB7LCdWI
post the original pls
(((shaking hands)))
Quite frigid, old chap!
why not all of the above
might as well
grill the hamburger
wake up to some irl brap-posting
BRAPPED.COM
DO IT FAGGOT
she gets to BRRRRAAAAAPPPPP on your face every once in a while, so fucking what
that is precisely what I'm saying
enjoy the brappage
hahaha
Michelle Obama-tier
