good heavens, i nearly chortled my snuff out

Careful boys, I might be tempted to stroke myself into a way a bit too fancy

@Vic_Mackey Any attempt to sully the Trashfort's good name will be met with nothing but hostility.

That would be *Sir* Mackington, O.B.E. to you, Sir Trashfort.

I need whippits

My apologies Sir Mackington.

shall i call my boy back in for you, Paddywick?

@Akashic Wrecker *Huwhippits

they sell whippits right around the corner from me

i have to talk myself into not going there all the time

mmyes

Whomst've needeth sweets of the chocolate variety at this current moment?

i could, most indubitably so

mmmyes

victoria go to sleep smh

I had my people research Blitzington

they have taken some photos for me

thou hath been doxxedeth

you need to work on your lipstick a bit more, lovey

how bout i leave an o-ring of lipstick on the base of your shaft, faggot

bet your dick is so tiny i could deep throat you and it wouldnt even tickle my uvula

My my

well this soudns like a gentleman's challenge

Such talk would be conspicuous in the mouths of concubines!

My my indeed, good sires.

*rings bell

Good Lord, when are you going to get some servants who aren't micks?

Boy, bring my man Blitizington here a drink, something with 3 umbrellas in it

well i found this one on a trip to Boston

I thought I would re-patriate him

We're to replace Donnie O'Wahlbowlnner at this point in time

I say, I say, methinks it is time for a cheery singsong

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MKRHWT6xdEU

o ring and shaft is what i caught

i was busy priming my old timer

Priming the old pump is good for the heart, I always say.

@MACrusader

Cheerio.

good for an old man say

F i shouldnt be up this late lol