Oh, dear. The help has gotten loose once more.
wat in the hell
i laughed way too hard at that
im starting to wonder if Blitzington didn't pull a "my fair lady" on us with Paddywick.
please repeat after me
im going to say that @Vic_Mackey and pull my dick out in front of girls
the bowl in your soul fills niggers with some holes
@WhiteTrash Now, this is hardly vernacular befitting a Trashfort!
mmmyes
GMMO
@Akashic Wrecker Guffawing my monocle off
Mister Mackington, don't drag the good Trashfort name through the mud
good heavens, i nearly chortled my snuff out
Careful boys, I might be tempted to stroke myself into a way a bit too fancy
@Vic_Mackey Any attempt to sully the Trashfort's good name will be met with nothing but hostility.
That would be *Sir* Mackington, O.B.E. to you, Sir Trashfort.
I need whippits
My apologies Sir Mackington.
shall i call my boy back in for you, Paddywick?
@Akashic Wrecker *Huwhippits
they sell whippits right around the corner from me
i have to talk myself into not going there all the time
mmyes
Whomst've needeth sweets of the chocolate variety at this current moment?
i could, most indubitably so
victoria go to sleep smh
I had my people research Blitzington
they have taken some photos for me
thou hath been doxxedeth
you need to work on your lipstick a bit more, lovey
how bout i leave an o-ring of lipstick on the base of your shaft, faggot
bet your dick is so tiny i could deep throat you and it wouldnt even tickle my uvula
My my
well this soudns like a gentleman's challenge
Such talk would be conspicuous in the mouths of concubines!
My my indeed, good sires.
*rings bell
Good Lord, when are you going to get some servants who aren't micks?
Boy, bring my man Blitizington here a drink, something with 3 umbrellas in it
