we're discussing whether or not space is fake

what would be the incentive to perpetuate this lie? People aren't wasting their time thinking about space.

honestly you don't need that great of an imaginations to think of a couple of possible reasons

ever seen the Truman Show?

I'm sure people are more mentally healthy thinking they're on a planet in space than knowing they're inside a giant dome

if I find out we're living inside a giant dome but no one knows why or who's behind it or the origins or anything I'm not sure if I'd want to keep reproducing

the answers you seek are in the bible

I don't seek answers

well, unless you're going to tell me that the bible says whether or not you've seen the Truman Show

in which case I'd be very interested to hear about this interpretation

The bible shouldn't be taken as gospel either. That shit's been tampered with.

p.s. Jim Carrey is gay

I think a better interpretation of Plato's cave allegory is Aldous Huxley's The Island

Shazam

Is that like salazam?

But incognito?

🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔

Made into a feature film by the boxoffice behemoth Jerry Bruckheimer starring Scarlett Johanson

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na that kernal nigga changed my name. I came in balls blazin

Ah

Good

So glad to hear ypu aren't salazam

I am salazam

Nah

Salazam is way meaner

You're a faker

Smh

You're a crab

Indeed

I am a web crab

I'm not mean. Just honest. If you don't act gay I don't call you gay. If you gay.... u gay.

Yeah...

Sal would never say something like that

The only way to prove you are salazam is dick picks

Pics*

Hol' up

See?

Kmew he was a faker

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Imma go mow the lawn

And beat my allowance out of my dad

With a tire iron.

here

Nah

With a shoe horn

Oh hecc

He actually delivered.

Delete that before you get banned again, dawg.

lol

It's a double lolipop shape

It's a rocket

If you ate that...

You gay

you seen smoochy right? w robin killhimselfians?

Nope

Death to Smoochy. It's good for a few laughs. Got Bedward Smorton in it too

Welp

Gtg

Earn your keep, child!

"allowance" smh... kids these days are spoiled rotten

i'm reading a jehova's whitnesses pamphlet.

Is it the one where the lions and tigers are just chillin with the humans and bunnies?

no it's got like tanks and japanese people wearing masks. it's called awake.

The comic strip ones?

No it's like a magazine, they have another one called the watchtower too, idk where it came from.
i actually was forced to go to the kingdom hall of jehova's whitnesses with my great great aunt from 7 to the age of 14 every sunday, tuesday, thursday, and saturday i had go door to door.

then i decided i would rather go out and the streets and get on drugs instead

not like i planned that out or anything.

I went door to door selling candy when I was a kid. I was good at it. It helped prep me for selling drugs later on.

I earn my keep

I do more chores than my siblings combined

Ya but you get paid.

BETAAAAAA!!!

When I was a kid, I did chores, babysat AND worked on the neighbor's farm all for free.

That magazine was pretty wack.

Guess you were a dumb-dumb kid

Shoulda asked for shekels

I got something better. Character and work ethic nigga.

The first page was good but then the rest of it was about jesus coming back and the paradise and how we are going to have a global government. it kept quoting einstien and a bunch of other dumb philosophers..... dante? bunch of data from the united nations and stuff. i like how they talked about environmental issues though. even with my newfound conservatism i find the dismissal of global warming amazingly retarded.

Ya Jovis are pretty insane. The friends I had who grew up in the religion turned out pretty nuts

Global warming is retarded tho. js

half of the coral reefs in the entire world have died in MY lifetime

i'm only 30

So? You wear coral necklaces or something?

no, i just like to be able to eat food.

Whatever dies get replaced by something new. The planet (i.e. God) knows what it's doing.

i'm not rolling those dice

Like those microbes they discovered that can metabolize plastic.

it's my job, that's why he gave me testicles.

If the weather gets weird and the eart's surface becomes uninhabitable we'll just move to underwater cities and grow sea-cabbages and shit

Adapt. Improvise. Overcome.

That's why we apex predator #1 nigga

i'll just fix it myself

sea cabbage doesn't sound very tasty. i prefer a nice medium rare porterhouse.

we'll agriculturalize manatees. It'll taste the same

I for one look forward to the waterworld future. I've already got plans on starting a submarine racing league

i'll join.

i'll be the first black man to race submarines!!!!

There's so much uncharted territory... people all whining about a little spec of earth getting a little warm... boo hoo.

i'll have a day in febuary to commerate my accomplishment.

I'll bet these same people have never hangglided once in their life.

but on a real tip i'm not playing around with that at all. i aint cryin about it but if no one else wants to do something i will. i'll start when i get employed by the washington state department of fish and wildlife.
No AOC S%$# though.

My submarine's gonna have neon ground effects.

You should be the cool park ranger who lets people come in and hunt out of season.

no, that's when the people hunting season starts.

Let them take their big ol buggies with mud-paddles through protected marshes

I want to be the guy who cooks the last of a species and eats it. Find me an albino tiger or some spotted owl and I'll roast that mother and serve it with a nice chianti

we got the owls

they are actually making a comeback

dammit

see? nature finds a way

Ethic is for the weak in this world

It's a jungle out there

And those willing to sacrifice progress for feelings are unfit for survival

Ethic has nothing to do with feels. It's about doing what's right.

Uh huh

Excet

Except*

Santa's gonna put coal in your stocking bro

irl, no one cares

Your parents should have spanked you more

Personally,

The world runs on a system of order. The natural order. You cannot defy it without falling to peril.

I'd grab money out of a dying child's hands

why would a child be holding money?

Cuz he got allowance

So you'd steal from yourself?

No

I'd steal from another person who gets allowance

And then curb stomp him or something

What if they steal from you first? And poke holes in your bubble?

One sneeze is all it takes, bro.

and it's curtains

That's why you pick your battles

I know the combo to your safe. I extracted it from your metadata

or should I say.... BETADATA!!!!

It's a key ya' dingus

Why would you get a keyed safe? They're easy to pick. I learned that in like middle school.

The point of the safe is that it is fireproof

Anyway back to the submarines and manatee farms... I'm so excited about the future. Like underwater nature is so much cooler than dumb land nature.

Imagine cruising in your submarine and floating with the jellyfish... or having like, dolphin rodeos and stuff.

Dolphins are just humans evolved 50,000 years from now. We keep doing the same cycle over and over again.

They don't even need pants

you smoking that POT?

I love swimming and diving but I fucking hate jellyfish

probably because when I was a kid I fell off a dock because I was leaning over because there were like a million jellyfish you could see in the water

and then ofc I fall face down straight into all of them and panic like fuck

Best part about Kansas? No jellyfish

>3:50 AM] shazam: Dolphins are just humans evolved 50,000 years from now. We keep doing the same cycle over and over again.
isn't this the plot line of hitchhikers guide to the galaxy? ^^

maybe not evolved humans but they're more evolved _than_ humans and are just hanging around here for all the fish

Are you European?

Yes

I figured.

I think I'd like to go to the states, there are a lot more job opportunities in my industry and there's no language barrier across states like there is in europe across countries

I've had this plan for a while to start a company, find someone in the US to do the same and merge them so I can move myself on a L1 visa

my coworkers generally speak english but trying to find housing in madrid without speaking spanish was a nightmare and all countries deal with _everything_ differently

for a while I was living in northern belgium where they speak dutch and working in southern belgium where they spoke french, trying to juggle 4 languages at the same time is no good

What kind of company? @Litinit

games probably

As in development?

yes

I've been doing it for about a decade now if I include the vocational education in game design

Which country are you from?

Sweden originally

left there about... 7-8 years ago

Ah yes. Volvo Ikea to you too, my brother.

Koenigsegg

volvo ikea knäckebröd

Yes, yes. I understand that perfectly

Saab? Koenigsegg Scania haha

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TLOkBik_nXE

Bear in mind that the whole spectrum of folks may be reading this Discord so please refrain from calling people 'trannies' ok? Someone could end up killing themselves and it would be our fault.

There is a song called Volvo Ikea?

and that's a bad thing @J_G_ ?

sorry that was a bad joke

God rest the soul of that tranny you just killed

every time you say tranny a tranny dies, RIPx2

If you are a tranny reading this and you need help, call the suicide hotline and get help, it's not worth it bro.

I honestly never thought tranny was a slur, it's just a short version of transexual

there's more to life than gender alright

Everytime the word "tr@nny" is said, one contributes to the disproportionate suicide rate found in the trans community.

when nobody is out lynching you and you still need to be martyrs...

people will lynch themselves

sad

I don't believe legitimately born transexual people have the same suicide rates as people that are just on the spectrum and diagnosed with gender dysphoria and talked into doing some irreversible changes to themselves

dysphoria probably comes from eating toothpaste and toilet paper pastries

It seems that it's a fad with irreversible consequences. At least if you wore Jynco jeans you could take them off.

there are way more crazy people than there are people (possibly) born with an actual birth defect

too bad food wasn't its own toothpaste and toilet paper

we're just made to be consumers

deoderant, socks, vehicle tires,

we just require so much stuff

are we like cogs in a wheel?

sheesh

Not if you stop using that stuff.

is that how you get spicy?

sigh

keeping you inside makes you consume more, this is why politicians and media are pushing this agenda of pitting people against each other

run gotta

if you think the world is a horrible place and everyone is out to get you you'll stay inside and consume

Nah man. Longmont Potion Castle called himself Spicy Legato once, and I figured it made a good name.

if blacks and whites got along they'd share a twinkie instead of each buying one for themselves, corporate agenda uber alles

Blacks and whites do get along for the most part. At least here they do.

not accoarding to the media and politicians

and celebrities

No one has *ever* been able to trust *any* of those groups.

wouldn't say no one

I lost my trust in the news establishment a long time ago over a personal incident

I got away with it anonymously and it was mostly just funny but fuck if these people don't care about anything other than popularity, viewers, selling headlines

I lost my trust in the news during the last election cycle.

yeah that was an eye opening moment for many people

"the people who pay us don't want this to be true"

They dropped Russia, but won't admit that maybe Trump isn't the antichrist

dropping the collusion accusations is only a small part of what you'd call the russian influence on the election though

but yeah it was always an obvious grasp for straws that trump was engineering any of it

you don't really _need_ collusion if both parts want something to happen

"That whole thing Jesus said about bearing false witness? Yeah, just ignore that." -A CNN Executive, probably

I had an amazing drive home, guys.

I can tell, by the fact that you're still alive

That is definitely a contributor, my Swedish friend.

Democrats are admittedly anti American, so 'collusion' to them is just another lie and im over their BS (Burny Slanders)

@Litinit lol were they the stinging kind?

thankfully no, I probably would've drowned if that was the case 😛

but it's not like I knew what type they were as I fell in

Still gross. I used to bodyboard and you run into the stinging kind all the time

I can't remember if I've ever been burned by a jelly fish, probably not

Still I meant watching them from the safety of the submarines. There are some jellyfish that can kill a human

The ones I came across were the small portugese man-o-war. They look like floating condoms and their tentacles suck. Feels like.... bee sting maybe? It's been a while since I was stung by a bee

creepy looking

at least the ones I've had proximity to have just been very plain looking not so much distinguishable features or colors

there are some videos of people diving among like a million jellyfish that would creep me out

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fv7j_KSanEk

disgusting

ew

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dA6Y9uSE5zc

it's _kinda_ pretty to look at but I'd feel better about it if it was like 3d rendered instead of these brainmonsters

They look like floating intestines

which is kinda what they are...

buncha cauliflower lookin-ass sea creatures. I like the cool glowing kind.

it's a replacement since i left all my stuff somewhere and it got jacked.

The HAAAAAKEEE REPOORRRRTTTT! ThE HAAAKEEEE REPOORRRTTTT!

LA LA LAAAAA

https://youtu.be/HJwKE7oOhqA

If Dennis Prager is Jesse's friend, why doesn't he just ask him to ask Candace Owens to come on the show?

Howdy

Sup kidd

Nm

You?