Talking about me behind my back eh?

Don't listen to that beta's lies. I was banned for asking him a question on youtube. The only warning I got on here was not to tag "everyone". It's completely personal for him.

Kinda convenient for him to talk about me after he bans me. He's never once confronted me like a man.

(except for the whole, "everyone" tag. Which I've respected henceforth)

Considering my ban was unjust, I keep coming back. I stand up for what's right.

If I cared enough about it I would just email James or Tim. I ain't no snitch tho

I'm just gonna see if he actually talks to me like a man for once or just bans me on sight like the coward he is.

Anyway what's new bubbs? You finish all your homework for the weekend?

Well I got errands to run, just thought I'd pop in and say what up

The bible shouldn't be taken as gospel either. That shit's been tampered with.

p.s. Jim Carrey is gay

I think a better interpretation of Plato's cave allegory is Aldous Huxley's The Island

Made into a feature film by the boxoffice behemoth Jerry Bruckheimer starring Scarlett Johanson

na that kernal nigga changed my name. I came in balls blazin

I am salazam

I'm not mean. Just honest. If you don't act gay I don't call you gay. If you gay.... u gay.

here

lol

It's a rocket

you seen smoochy right? w robin killhimselfians?

Death to Smoochy. It's good for a few laughs. Got Bedward Smorton in it too

Earn your keep, child!

"allowance" smh... kids these days are spoiled rotten

Is it the one where the lions and tigers are just chillin with the humans and bunnies?

The comic strip ones?

I went door to door selling candy when I was a kid. I was good at it. It helped prep me for selling drugs later on.

Ya but you get paid.

BETAAAAAA!!!

When I was a kid, I did chores, babysat AND worked on the neighbor's farm all for free.

I got something better. Character and work ethic nigga.

Ya Jovis are pretty insane. The friends I had who grew up in the religion turned out pretty nuts

Global warming is retarded tho. js

So? You wear coral necklaces or something?

Whatever dies get replaced by something new. The planet (i.e. God) knows what it's doing.

Like those microbes they discovered that can metabolize plastic.

If the weather gets weird and the eart's surface becomes uninhabitable we'll just move to underwater cities and grow sea-cabbages and shit

Adapt. Improvise. Overcome.

That's why we apex predator #1 nigga

we'll agriculturalize manatees. It'll taste the same

I for one look forward to the waterworld future. I've already got plans on starting a submarine racing league

There's so much uncharted territory... people all whining about a little spec of earth getting a little warm... boo hoo.

I'll bet these same people have never hangglided once in their life.

My submarine's gonna have neon ground effects.

You should be the cool park ranger who lets people come in and hunt out of season.

Let them take their big ol buggies with mud-paddles through protected marshes

I want to be the guy who cooks the last of a species and eats it. Find me an albino tiger or some spotted owl and I'll roast that mother and serve it with a nice chianti

dammit

see? nature finds a way

Ethic has nothing to do with feels. It's about doing what's right.

Santa's gonna put coal in your stocking bro

Your parents should have spanked you more

The world runs on a system of order. The natural order. You cannot defy it without falling to peril.

why would a child be holding money?

So you'd steal from yourself?

What if they steal from you first? And poke holes in your bubble?

One sneeze is all it takes, bro.

and it's curtains

I know the combo to your safe. I extracted it from your metadata

or should I say.... BETADATA!!!!

Why would you get a keyed safe? They're easy to pick. I learned that in like middle school.

Anyway back to the submarines and manatee farms... I'm so excited about the future. Like underwater nature is so much cooler than dumb land nature.

Imagine cruising in your submarine and floating with the jellyfish... or having like, dolphin rodeos and stuff.

Dolphins are just humans evolved 50,000 years from now. We keep doing the same cycle over and over again.

They don't even need pants

@Litinit lol were they the stinging kind?

Still gross. I used to bodyboard and you run into the stinging kind all the time

Still I meant watching them from the safety of the submarines. There are some jellyfish that can kill a human

The ones I came across were the small portugese man-o-war. They look like floating condoms and their tentacles suck. Feels like.... bee sting maybe? It's been a while since I was stung by a bee

ew

They look like floating intestines

which is kinda what they are...

buncha cauliflower lookin-ass sea creatures. I like the cool glowing kind.

EVERYBODY DANCING NOW!

who sais white bois can't dance? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=twqM56f_cVo

I like dancing. Does that make me gay?

dang. I knew it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AEI85hYB_IE

I can swing dance. That's not gay

I don't think...

idk, flamenco is traditional and it's pretty gay

But yeah, for the most part the dude does subtle moves and the chick does all the flying around, in swing and most non-gay dancing afaik

Remember when skate demos used to have the music routine? That was basically dancing. This is tony hawk as a kid era days...

It's like a metaphor or something bro! The man should be the rock

I almost punched a kid at EDC for running up in my face with glowyfingers

I went there to see Dieselboy, not to do drugs and act all stupid

Worst mistake ever, although I did see some cool sets.

I wish burning man ended with a ritualistic self-immolation of the entire crowd

stupid hippies

The HAAAAAKEEE REPOORRRRTTTT! ThE HAAAKEEEE REPOORRRTTTT!

LA LA LAAAAA

If Dennis Prager is Jesse's friend, why doesn't he just ask him to ask Candace Owens to come on the show?

Sup kidd

Scouring old JLP shows for Savage moments content to help Get A Job while I do my yoga stretches (no homo)

no u

I know you are but what am I?

Don't let the splitya hold the door.. where.... God and stuff.

Ah it chokes me up... they grow up so fast.

That reminds me, I got a thing in the mail for a free pizza slice and a free hot dog from 7-11!

lol