I'd grab money out of a dying child's hands

why would a child be holding money?

Cuz he got allowance

So you'd steal from yourself?

No

I'd steal from another person who gets allowance

And then curb stomp him or something

What if they steal from you first? And poke holes in your bubble?

One sneeze is all it takes, bro.

and it's curtains

That's why you pick your battles

I know the combo to your safe. I extracted it from your metadata

or should I say.... BETADATA!!!!

It's a key ya' dingus

Why would you get a keyed safe? They're easy to pick. I learned that in like middle school.

The point of the safe is that it is fireproof

Anyway back to the submarines and manatee farms... I'm so excited about the future. Like underwater nature is so much cooler than dumb land nature.

Imagine cruising in your submarine and floating with the jellyfish... or having like, dolphin rodeos and stuff.

Dolphins are just humans evolved 50,000 years from now. We keep doing the same cycle over and over again.

They don't even need pants

you smoking that POT?

I love swimming and diving but I fucking hate jellyfish

probably because when I was a kid I fell off a dock because I was leaning over because there were like a million jellyfish you could see in the water

and then ofc I fall face down straight into all of them and panic like fuck

Best part about Kansas? No jellyfish

>3:50 AM] shazam: Dolphins are just humans evolved 50,000 years from now. We keep doing the same cycle over and over again.
isn't this the plot line of hitchhikers guide to the galaxy? ^^

maybe not evolved humans but they're more evolved _than_ humans and are just hanging around here for all the fish

Are you European?

Yes

I figured.

I think I'd like to go to the states, there are a lot more job opportunities in my industry and there's no language barrier across states like there is in europe across countries

I've had this plan for a while to start a company, find someone in the US to do the same and merge them so I can move myself on a L1 visa

my coworkers generally speak english but trying to find housing in madrid without speaking spanish was a nightmare and all countries deal with _everything_ differently

for a while I was living in northern belgium where they speak dutch and working in southern belgium where they spoke french, trying to juggle 4 languages at the same time is no good

What kind of company? @Litinit

games probably

As in development?

yes

I've been doing it for about a decade now if I include the vocational education in game design

Which country are you from?

Sweden originally