Message from @Internet Crustacean 🦀

Discord ID: 579444104690401280


2019-05-18 22:51:11 UTC  

I don't seek answers

2019-05-18 22:51:30 UTC  

well, unless you're going to tell me that the bible says whether or not you've seen the Truman Show

2019-05-18 22:51:51 UTC  

in which case I'd be very interested to hear about this interpretation

2019-05-18 22:58:54 UTC  

The bible shouldn't be taken as gospel either. That shit's been tampered with.

2019-05-18 22:59:07 UTC  

p.s. Jim Carrey is gay

2019-05-18 23:01:04 UTC  

I think a better interpretation of Plato's cave allegory is Aldous Huxley's The Island

2019-05-18 23:02:00 UTC  

Shazam

2019-05-18 23:02:06 UTC  

Is that like salazam?

2019-05-18 23:02:17 UTC  

But incognito?

2019-05-18 23:02:20 UTC  

🤔 🤔 🤔 🤔

2019-05-18 23:02:21 UTC  

Made into a feature film by the boxoffice behemoth Jerry Bruckheimer starring Scarlett Johanson

2019-05-18 23:02:23 UTC  

<:thinking3d:494352154748911646> <:thinking3d:494352154748911646> <:thinking3d:494352154748911646>

2019-05-18 23:02:54 UTC  

na that kernal nigga changed my name. I came in balls blazin

2019-05-18 23:03:03 UTC  

Ah

2019-05-18 23:03:06 UTC  

Good

2019-05-18 23:03:17 UTC  

So glad to hear ypu aren't salazam

2019-05-18 23:03:23 UTC  

I am salazam

2019-05-18 23:03:28 UTC  

Nah

2019-05-18 23:03:37 UTC  

Salazam is way meaner

2019-05-18 23:03:43 UTC  

You're a faker

2019-05-18 23:04:00 UTC  

Smh

2019-05-18 23:04:02 UTC  

You're a crab

2019-05-18 23:04:07 UTC  

Indeed

2019-05-18 23:04:13 UTC  

I am a web crab

2019-05-18 23:04:35 UTC  

I'm not mean. Just honest. If you don't act gay I don't call you gay. If you gay.... u gay.

2019-05-18 23:04:46 UTC  

Yeah...

2019-05-18 23:04:54 UTC  

Sal would never say something like that

2019-05-18 23:05:16 UTC  

The only way to prove you are salazam is dick picks

2019-05-18 23:05:18 UTC  

Pics*

2019-05-18 23:05:35 UTC  

Hol' up

2019-05-18 23:05:39 UTC  

See?

2019-05-18 23:05:52 UTC  

Kmew he was a faker

2019-05-18 23:06:18 UTC  

<:PepeTux:494352827611611148>

2019-05-18 23:06:40 UTC  

Imma go mow the lawn

2019-05-18 23:06:53 UTC  

And beat my allowance out of my dad

2019-05-18 23:07:15 UTC  

With a tire iron.

2019-05-18 23:07:22 UTC  

here

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/575596504702517248/579444952841322524/dikpik.jpg

2019-05-18 23:07:28 UTC  

Nah

2019-05-18 23:07:32 UTC  

With a shoe horn

2019-05-18 23:07:35 UTC  

Oh hecc

2019-05-18 23:07:41 UTC  

He actually delivered.