Message from @salazam
Discord ID: 579483316596768778
Adapt. Improvise. Overcome.
That's why we apex predator #1 nigga
i'll just fix it myself
sea cabbage doesn't sound very tasty. i prefer a nice medium rare porterhouse.
we'll agriculturalize manatees. It'll taste the same
I for one look forward to the waterworld future. I've already got plans on starting a submarine racing league
i'll join.
i'll be the first black man to race submarines!!!!
There's so much uncharted territory... people all whining about a little spec of earth getting a little warm... boo hoo.
i'll have a day in febuary to commerate my accomplishment.
I'll bet these same people have never hangglided once in their life.
but on a real tip i'm not playing around with that at all. i aint cryin about it but if no one else wants to do something i will. i'll start when i get employed by the washington state department of fish and wildlife.
No AOC S%$# though.
My submarine's gonna have neon ground effects.
You should be the cool park ranger who lets people come in and hunt out of season.
no, that's when the people hunting season starts.
Let them take their big ol buggies with mud-paddles through protected marshes
I want to be the guy who cooks the last of a species and eats it. Find me an albino tiger or some spotted owl and I'll roast that mother and serve it with a nice chianti
we got the owls
they are actually making a comeback
dammit
Ethic is for the weak in this world
It's a jungle out there
And those willing to sacrifice progress for feelings are unfit for survival
Ethic has nothing to do with feels. It's about doing what's right.
Uh huh
Excet
Except*
Santa's gonna put coal in your stocking bro
irl, no one cares
Your parents should have spanked you more
Personally,
The world runs on a system of order. The natural order. You cannot defy it without falling to peril.
I'd grab money out of a dying child's hands
why would a child be holding money?
Cuz he got allowance
So you'd steal from yourself?
No
I'd steal from another person who gets allowance
And then curb stomp him or something