You should be the cool park ranger who lets people come in and hunt out of season.

no, that's when the people hunting season starts.

Let them take their big ol buggies with mud-paddles through protected marshes

I want to be the guy who cooks the last of a species and eats it. Find me an albino tiger or some spotted owl and I'll roast that mother and serve it with a nice chianti

we got the owls

they are actually making a comeback

dammit

see? nature finds a way

Ethic is for the weak in this world

It's a jungle out there

And those willing to sacrifice progress for feelings are unfit for survival

Ethic has nothing to do with feels. It's about doing what's right.

Uh huh

Excet

Except*

Santa's gonna put coal in your stocking bro

irl, no one cares

Your parents should have spanked you more

Personally,

The world runs on a system of order. The natural order. You cannot defy it without falling to peril.

I'd grab money out of a dying child's hands

why would a child be holding money?

Cuz he got allowance

So you'd steal from yourself?

No

I'd steal from another person who gets allowance

And then curb stomp him or something

What if they steal from you first? And poke holes in your bubble?

One sneeze is all it takes, bro.

and it's curtains

That's why you pick your battles

I know the combo to your safe. I extracted it from your metadata

or should I say.... BETADATA!!!!

It's a key ya' dingus

Why would you get a keyed safe? They're easy to pick. I learned that in like middle school.

The point of the safe is that it is fireproof

Anyway back to the submarines and manatee farms... I'm so excited about the future. Like underwater nature is so much cooler than dumb land nature.

Imagine cruising in your submarine and floating with the jellyfish... or having like, dolphin rodeos and stuff.

Dolphins are just humans evolved 50,000 years from now. We keep doing the same cycle over and over again.

They don't even need pants