Message from @Internet Crustacean 🦀
Discord ID: 579484539597094932
dammit
see? nature finds a way
Ethic is for the weak in this world
It's a jungle out there
And those willing to sacrifice progress for feelings are unfit for survival
Ethic has nothing to do with feels. It's about doing what's right.
Uh huh
Excet
Except*
Santa's gonna put coal in your stocking bro
irl, no one cares
Your parents should have spanked you more
Personally,
The world runs on a system of order. The natural order. You cannot defy it without falling to peril.
I'd grab money out of a dying child's hands
why would a child be holding money?
Cuz he got allowance
So you'd steal from yourself?
No
And then curb stomp him or something
What if they steal from you first? And poke holes in your bubble?
One sneeze is all it takes, bro.
and it's curtains
That's why you pick your battles
I know the combo to your safe. I extracted it from your metadata
or should I say.... BETADATA!!!!
It's a key ya' dingus
Why would you get a keyed safe? They're easy to pick. I learned that in like middle school.
The point of the safe is that it is fireproof
Anyway back to the submarines and manatee farms... I'm so excited about the future. Like underwater nature is so much cooler than dumb land nature.
Imagine cruising in your submarine and floating with the jellyfish... or having like, dolphin rodeos and stuff.
Dolphins are just humans evolved 50,000 years from now. We keep doing the same cycle over and over again.
They don't even need pants
you smoking that POT?
I love swimming and diving but I fucking hate jellyfish
probably because when I was a kid I fell off a dock because I was leaning over because there were like a million jellyfish you could see in the water
and then ofc I fall face down straight into all of them and panic like fuck
Best part about Kansas? No jellyfish
>3:50 AM] shazam: Dolphins are just humans evolved 50,000 years from now. We keep doing the same cycle over and over again.
isn't this the plot line of hitchhikers guide to the galaxy? ^^