what happened to humbert?

autism

in adulthood

that's like 99.9% of this server

>sam hyde
>last seen in texas

@transience "talkman repeat"

"talkman finnish"

"talkman new"

stop

<:hms:311152554618912768>

"talkman confirm"

This is your life now

"talkman fucking retarded piece of shit"

Everyone who has used it will get this one^

IM A PICKLE RICK

WUBBADUBALUBLUB

hey boys

what do you think about selling fake iphones as real iphones to normies

like

the people gullible enough to buy it will probably be dumb enough to keep the phone around for a while without ever realizing they got ripped.

and shit

I think anyone who knowingly and willfully tries to scam people out of their money is a faggot

you don't want to be a faggot, do you?

<:thenk:329322130804047872>

<:thonk:288060975775612929>

<:chink:323022148870602752>

People who buy iPhones deserve to get scammed

people who'd buy a fake iPhone definitely do

memeing aside, naw, people who use a different phone than you don't deserve to be fleeced out of their money. but, you know, huehue itoddlers amirite?

Ayyndroid for lyfe

Apparently the Texas Shooter liking an Atheism facebook page is newsworthy.

>news in 2k17

AND he had a Mark Twain quote about not fearing death! Spooky!

rly with consumer polaris supported MxGPU and not just the polaris firepros

vega 56 would be an instant buy for me with MxGPU, slap it in an expansion chassis, connect to vm host, have 4 windows+steam vms simultaneously on it, one for each roommate's account, steam link in living room

Obligatory wait for volta

@Kaytee get a decommissioned grid card lol

...oh wow that is a low cheaper than i expected

i may, actually

I thought grid cards dont even have a video output?

@TCxUFATIME they don't need one when they're being put on VMs

<:googlethink1:328536264292827139>

Oh right

a single grid k2 is dual gtx 770s

They don't look cheap at all

I finally found a /g/entooman in the wild

Thinkpad and all

There's no way he doesn't post on /g/

I refuse to believe people like that exist beyond /g/

Probably runs Ubuntu and fishes for geek cred by using a Gentoo wallpaper.

Kick his ass.

This

Go ask him what he is doing there

And then kick his ass

kill him for me pls

why would anybody have a screenfetch open on his screen if not for taking OwO screenshots?

as kont said

geek cred

check his packages. if he has more than 500, kick his ass

if you have less than 500 packages, you most probably only browse the web

all you need is screenfetch tbh

does anyone watch shark tank, holy fuck this is too much

>b watchin shark tank n shiet
>niggas walk all in the room
>we're hoop map, we make it easier for yall niggas to ball
>we b seekin 5 hundred racks
>u feel me?

lmao who was the asshole that invited them on here to be laughed at

It's the same with all the talent shows, song contests etc. too

some people are there just to be laughed at

tfw somewhat of an asshole myself, but not to the extent that i would invite someone to make themselves to look like a retard in front of tons of people

It's why all the shitty singers get shown on Idol

It gets views, people want to see others embarrass themselves

does anyone want to import chink shit and rebrand it, then rise all the way to shark tank with me

what

That's pretty common on Kickstarter and Indiegogo

People showing rebranded shit off Alibaba as something new

Holy kek

https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-11-06/broadcom-offers-130-billion-for-qualcomm-in-landmark-tech-deal

Android is about to get even more shitty

Lmaoing tbh

so it's therefore proven to work, someone pls join me on a million dollar venture

@L O T S#8637 I'll manage your finances

**FUCKING DISCORD MENTIONS**

do you have a pulse on rising chink pump and dumps to place some of my money in?

no but I'm great at dumping money

<:aliOK:251417852156837888>

tfw cole takes all of my money to live in a chink opium den and fuck five dollar prostitutes

five?

I get a feeling they come with extra... features...

not chink shit, i know, but could use the help of some veteran online window shoppers

trying to find something like this but with black buttons and no hood http://prntscr.com/h6wqc0

maybe a bit shorter hem too

are you cross dressing or this for female you orbit

a-asking for a friend <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

@NiceBear Sharpie the buttons, scissor the hood. Ezpz.

@NiceBear got a sister? women are like a fucking GPS when it comes to tracking clothes online

show this to a woman, specify your demands, 10 seconds later you have a result

@i○bas name of the company? id like to see that @i○bas

Name of my company? @Deleted User

Eggplant dildos, going to buy bulk dildos from china, recolor them to eggplants and sell them to gay twitter negroids

well I guess I'm getting a custom job done for £200 on etsy

No the company with the basketball americans

hoop maps

where u can find a local pickup hoop game in a hood near u, u feel me

btw would have made a shitpost on /tv/ about it, but mods there are fucking faggots now and don't allow fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rmmG-Xq1dUc

me diving into 11.11 deals

@fbn anything special i should consider when getting that Anet (if it drops to 100 dollars)

"better house insurance"

ofc print some covers and anti-wobless to it on my own

Screw house insurance. Just get a bunch of refractory bricks and build a housing for it. 👍

i do have some good quality russian firebricks

:D but i doubt i get 3k *c from Anet

Not with that attitude.

guys

someone pls fund me

http://theweek.com/speedreads/735269/america-running-cassette-tape

@Tervy print a better fan

hipsters are bringing cassette back, america is short, need to buy and resell chink cassette tapes

is it that bad ?

and maybe get some other belts

no but there are better ones

you mean i should build one of those fan-rings to it

https://www.thingiverse.com/thing:1620630

is good

https://www.aliexpress.com/item/Cassette-Tape-Player-Convert-to-MP3-WAV-Converter-Cassette-To-USB-Flash-U-Disk-Audio-Captuer/32796838743.html

yeah guessed it right

https://www.thingiverse.com/WarHawk8080/collections/anet-a8-upgrade-mods

https://my.mixtape.moe/afyehk.webm
Why don't you own an iPhone X!

to be fair, the same security risk existed with touchid as well, just to a lesser extent

there's been cases of little kids buying microtransactions and getting the touchid verified by sleeping parents

Yeah but Tom cock said on stage it wouldn't work with your eyes closed

But wait theyre Chinese lel

also twins can fool it

also silicon mask worked

what else they tested

i cant remember

sure beyond any casual persons skills

i mean

but dedicated party = its not safe

if you protect your money with just a picture of your face

you're not that bright

sure getting that 10 dollar hammer , chair and some rope would be easier and faster probly

👌

its more that do you trust apple enough

eh, they seem pretty serious about protecting their users

its not like we're not all in some huge database anyways

I did hear they reduced the security to get it launched on time

beign in one is better than beign in everyones database

trusting a mobile OS to handle your money <:thonk:288060975775612929>

also serious about security of their product (users)

sure that one is true

they would not want less people buying overpriced stuff

b-but you pay for their quality11!

... yeah .... right

"electric shock from macbook" >half a million hits

quality.jpg

@Cad that video seems like a fake

notice both times when he reads the face the guy is outside of the frame

It wouldn't work if you're sleeping

(and yes my argument does not prove anything due if using "" properly its only 147 hits due it finds equal matches

but there should be 0-cases where user gets shocked by his/her devices body

you can do that to any product though

there will always be more people inclined to write about the product if they had a negative experience

it does not remove the fact that people do have negative experience due design failures

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mr4-i5nRFbg

it just proves the point that they are not complaing just to complain (not all of em at least)

the only reason to own an iphone x

also

whats that about macbooks shocking people

any specific model?

all unibody macs

macbooks*

and macs too

have had grounding faults due first designs of the "magsafe"

couldnt it just be retards who built up some static and then touch their laptops?

nope its serious enough specialy if you touch radiators while touching the macbook

wtf lol

yep

they did fix that on newer models though, hopefully?

not that well

what about plastic unibody <:benis:239668961011040257>

very hi quarity prastic? <:aliOK:251417852156837888>

also that it was designed to break in 2 parts

http://www.applegazette.com/wp-content/uploads/burning2.jpeg

this what caused sparks

I have an MBP at work, mid 2015 top spec one and I have two power adapters: one with ground and one not. The ungrounded loads the whole macbook surface electrostatically. Hard to describe, like when you touch a CRT screen

and this what gave nice wakeup if touched https://cdn.cultofmac.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/11/514567370_b06008842d_b.jpg

all in normal use

the plastic they used for the cord was shit

also their insulators were never meant to withstand anyform of bending

yeah their charging cables are shit

my mom has an iphone and the cable is such a fucking mess

so the outer steelmesh layer poked tru to leads and startter melting some plastic

that and sparks everytime you connect or disconnect it due too small tolerance on ground-pin

sure it happened inside the steelcasing and machine itself

but spark is a spark and it can set up flamable (gasses)

then there is the legendary eggbaking unibody mistakes

og boy were they fun

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G38BrxR5QZM

89-100*c on pyrometer while under heavy load

only on some patches tho

they probly switched to cheaper glu---thermalpaste or something

mine, too

the two fans are horrible underpowered when it came to heat production of MBB

and throttles af

and usualy they shipped 1 of them stuck

":D"

Just looks like it dehydrated the egg tbh

is it confirmed that that iphone x faceid while sleeping thing is legit?

Do you sleep facing your phone?

im referring to this

https://my.mixtape.moe/afyehk.webm

come on that's nothing new

my gf took my phone once while I was sleeping and used my finger to unlock it

fingerprint also works when you sleep

that's not a new concern

i asked someone who works as an apple genius and she told me that this video is faked somehow because faceid needs the eyes open and focused for it to work

@caw https://hackadaycom.files.wordpress.com/2015/11/components1.png?w=400&h=330 see that isolation boundary .. there should be aluminium/plastic walls to prevent arching from AC to DC side

@porco haha why?

wow that's pretty bad

my phone rang with a new WhatsApp notification during night, from a female name

@nahash not like it matters, bitches be tripping. Just going to drug you or get You drunk and then use your eyes.

@Nahash it only needs eyes to look into camera not focused (it cant scan iris for focus due X and Y million problems)

aka sleep eyes open >just finding right spot

@porco have you been naughty?

>implying any other girl would remotely consider touching me

not even with spear ?

from rather tolerable distance away

remote controlled with IED robot

they wouldn't even walk in my direction if I'm visible

They can detect your crazy gf

No I'm just the very typical /g/

reading over the FaceID security whitepaper and rewatching the video, i think that it was staged

funny but not good anti apple material

Or maybe it was because he's asian and faceid has no idea if the eyes are open or not

This would not surprise me

didn't htc have a similar situation?

Think it was woth blacks

right

thanks

actually rereading the white paper

" When a face is detected, Face ID confirms
attention and intent to unlock by detecting that your eyes are open and directed
at your device; for accessibility, this is disabled when VoiceOver is activated or
can be disabled separately, if required. "

so it's either that he disabled the attention requiring bit or it's fake

i mean, the phone was conveniently open on the app to directly send money to the prankster, also the 'sleeping' person is off cam when they unlock it

seems pretty fake to me

yeah, much more likely to be faked

r8 my poster for my "fried chicken and star trek" evening

it's ok

would eat fried chicken

but would you watch star trek?

https://dcbarroco.files.wordpress.com/2017/01/170112c-peter-thiel.jpg