More like a gigger

She's like grey?

i'd so put it down

Yeah. It's the only cat I don't like, and it just so happens to be ginger..

He's a little more feral than the rest of the bunch.

Most of them have tamed down now that they're several generations in, but there's the occasional bunch that are more primal.

you know how animal tames each other ?

grab it by the nuts and buttfuck it

They're cats, not goats.

cat, dogs, etc

the alpha male often do that to other male to keep them in check

if you let him do its deeds, you're just a beta

he'll come to you and fuck you up

so do it before it does it to you

That explains why he tried to go at it with my hand.

😹

😹

Got bitch slapped, he did. But it was too late, my hand was already a shadow of its former self.

Actually, it was already a shadow of its former self...

So it was a shadow of it's former shadow of itself.

why isn't it castrated btw?

that would calm him a lot, and it would also avoid your cat to be prego, and your hand to be raped

Because that costs money. Like 20 or 30 bucks. That's 20 or 30 bucks we don't have.

dude, do it yourself, it's free

with the teeth

I thought about selling him to one of my friends and letting them deal with him.

i'm sure there's a tutorial on how to castrate your cat yourself on youtube

uhhhhh

.youtube castrate your cat

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see

Oh my god, it's my friend's cat, Skunk!

How did he lose all of his fat?

well, the video was before we was castrated and became a lazy fat cat

castrating makes you lose weight apparently

no lol

you instantly lose the weight of your balls

but you gain weight after 😂

and then your dignity as a male

.

Nah, there's a cat I know named Tiger. He's an old one of around 10+ years. Very fat, very lazy.

He has a habit of stepping on your nuts when getting in position to sit on your lap.

this is why the only place I'd allow a cat at home is in the oven...

they piss, shit everywhere, needs food, you have to pay for all that, the liter, the vet, etc...

when you could just save all that money and get a bit steak as a bonus

You can try sun baking them.

Dried cat jerkey.

Build some kind of magnetic greenhouse to make them grow bigger.

nah, just cook it like a rabbit

with mustard and honey

it's delicious

I wonder.... I don't know if I ever had rabbit.

it taste the same

It's common around here cause of all the rednecks.... But hmmmmmmmm.

do only rednecks eats rabbit in your country ?

what about horse ?

I gotta check the legality of that. Iirc, horse meat bounces in and out of legality.

O.o

seriously ?

Yeah, I know for sure it was banned at least once.

it's like one of the finest meat I had

Looks like it's a state-based policy.

Huh appaarently it does bounce in and out

especially in texas

http://auregime.fr/wp-content/uploads/2016/02/viandedecheval-e1456458686879.jpg

illinois and California

ewww

why ?

2007 = illegal
2011 = legal
2014 = illegal.

damn

is there any logical reason ?

Looks like it wasn't the meat itself, but budget reasons.

They didn't want to spend the budget that would allow proper inspection of horse slaughterhouses.

Idk how it is in France, but no inspection = not legal for commercial sale.

well that's the same here

Yeah, sounds logical. But you never know when there's gonna be some random country that doesn't have quality health policies.

I mean, wait, are you telling me that your taxes serve to pay the inspection of the beef slaughterhouses ?

```A budgetary provision banning the use of federal funds to carry out mandatory inspections at horse slaughter plants (necessary to allow interstate sale and exports of horse meat) has been also in place since 2007. Such restriction was temporarily removed in 2011 as part of the Consolidated and Further Continuing Appropriations Act for Fiscal Year 2012 but was again included in the FY2014 Agriculture Appropriations Act and subsequent federal budgets, hence preventing the operation of any domestic horse slaughter operation.```

here, any slaughterhouse trying to sell their meat has to pass the inspection, which is held by private organisation that get money from the slaughterhouses

those private company have to be homologated but that's all

why would you use federal money for that, it's a bit strange

Just your usual American spending, from the sound of it.

meh

```Until 2007, only three horse meat slaughterhouses still existed in the United States for export to foreign markets, but they were closed by court orders resulting from the upholding of aforementioned Illinois and Texas statutes banning horse slaughter and the sale of horse meat.```

you can sell ionized (irradiated) meat but not horse meat...

The thing is, I really want to try horse meat.

Saying that here would get you some pretty weird looks, but I always viewed more muscular meats as better. And we all know how muscular horses are.

well it's contain a lot less fat

for 100g of beef, 18g of fat, for 100g of horse meat, 6g of fat

100g of beef = 273 kcal

100g of horse = 175 kcal

Wow

less cholesterol, more proteins, etc

around 24g of protein

for beef yeah, horse is more around 28g

every number above depends of the quality of the meat tho

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1XtE6V0PBHA

hmm that's not really japanese per say, looks more like a carpaccio of horse

the meat look marinated

Now I'd rather eat horse meat instead of beef now it's probably not sold around here because it seems unlawful seeing as why anyone would eat a horse and I suppose people have an image to maintain but it it's nutritional properties really outweigh beef by a good margin, we have to many useless cows here in America with their only purpose is being our food

What the fuck roo

^

well, come visit france nrg

i'd cook your a splendid steak just for your nigga ass

Correct me if I'm wrong, aren't cows linked to global warming seeing as they produce lots of methane gas

@Towelie nigga I'll rob you

😜

that's only cuz of the mass culture of them

it would be the same if we replaced them by horses

cows aren't the issue, it's the mass demand and the mass production that makes this an issue

Roo just go hunting

get your meat straight from nature

yeah deer is really good too nutritionaly wise

but the taste is a bit more peculiar

game meat tastes is a bit different

Not a problem for ol roo.

I like deer meat a lot more than beef. Possibly my favorite meat-product.

horse is between that

not too strong taste, really tender meat

This is just making me want horse meat more.

Horse and kangaroo meat.

THAT'S YOUR OWN KIND.

YOU CAN'T EAT YOUR OWN KIND

I tried kangaroo

Well, good news is that it looks like it's legal in the US.

it has a peculiar taste too

kinda exotic for meat

but it's not too bad

Tough?

depends of how you cook it

Also a side note for @Null when he comes on:

"Kangatarianism is a recent practice of following a diet which excludes meat except kangaroo on environmental and ethical grounds."

I used a meat tenderizer and I marinated the meat so I wouldn't really know

That sounds like it'd be a good way to go about it.

They have that stereotype of being freakishly muscular, so I imagine the meat would be more tough. Yet, at the same time there is also a lot of images of fatty looking kangaroos.

This image here of kangaroo meat makes it look fairly dark.

that's dark : http://i0.wp.com/www.french-news-online.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/horsemeat-steak.jpg

"Not as much flash" seems to be an accurate description.

That said, look at the mighty fine definition in that horse meat. @nrg

Looks like jerky

o_O

https://encrypted-tbn3.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcSTjxK4V8hbdd4DkZFLVaMP6T8FxZIWV6nxzhOnTh9SzRQ54ySa

Here in america we care more alot about the aesthetics of meat

that's horse meat too

That one has a more tender look. Even more so is the amount of drool that my mouth is producing while imagining its taste.

hehe

I'm pretty sure I've had that before

well, roasted veal can look pretty similar, especially when smoked

erm perhaps not

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welcome

Pc and ps4 :3

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@Deleted User PC master race :3

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I'm sowwy I was playing league

no probs

@Deleted User Made mushroom and pasta for you.

what kinda sauce is that?

ewwwwww

v8 juice mixed with beef sauce.

I had no tomato sauce, had to improvise.

Would you chug an entire bottle of V8?

I'd never do it even if you payed me a billion dollars

that's like eating a whole stick of butter

Yeeeeah? It's V8. That shit is good.

I go through V8 juice fast. >_>

i love v8

i have drank en enitre bottle

lol

i add lemon juice

and some wistershire sauce

just a dash

who wanna

vc

fat cunt strikes again

with chef

xd

is any food item safe?

I honestly dislike v8, I can't drink it >.<

There's a green one that's also just called V8, not sure if that's the one that most people hate.

kirk is a cook and he can't spell worcestershire sauce ...

What was that song that Kaz played on the guitar

But I just drink the tomato-based one.

Love

Love Deterrence, got it

apple juice is nice

SPEAKING OF LOVE DETERRENCE

*whips the acoustic out*

@nrg don't make me ruin Love Deterrence for you, cause I will.

I LOVE LOVE DETERRENCE YOU WILL NEVER RUIN IT FOR ME

@Deleted User be a good cook and repeat after me

@Towelie i can hardly spell my name

WORCESTERSHIRE SAUCE

lol

Muigi?

yea yea yea

also im no longer a CHEF

im going to school

You got fired?!

cook*

lmao

going to be an auto mechanic

no

i got $$$$

You're going to a technical school?

si

porter and chester

dunno if thats mass only or nation wide

never heard of it

This may sound fucked up, but if you use that money to buy a truck, you'll qualify for those "Daddy bought my truck" memes...

Someone tabbeb !

I just know Jesse and Chester

shut up roo

lmao

hahahaha

❤

It's okay, I used my inheritence for the red truck. lmfao.

porter and chester is the best rated trade school in MA

also the most expensive

P&C looks to be exclusively only to MA and CT

20 grand for 8 month course

Jesse and Chester are two dude how lost their car

but your come out with a degree and a job

they even got a movie about it

DUDE WHERES MY CAR

😃

dude, it's a lama !

yeah i never like,wanted to be a chef it was just convenient

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4lY4EkFI9wc Never gets old.

😂

ow

what kind of chef does turd looking meatballs

a bad one?

if you were a chef, I guess my local kebab owner is a chef too

my name a chef

you were just a cook kirk, don't lie to yourself

He's a plumber.

like mario

yeah, a japanese plumber that's supposedly of italian decent, that looks like a mexican, grab coins like a jew and jump like a nigga

Who wants to hear me play some shit in vc?

like

guitar stuff