wait

your cat is a ginger ?

More like a gigger

She's like grey?

i'd so put it down

Yeah. It's the only cat I don't like, and it just so happens to be ginger..

He's a little more feral than the rest of the bunch.

Most of them have tamed down now that they're several generations in, but there's the occasional bunch that are more primal.

you know how animal tames each other ?

grab it by the nuts and buttfuck it

They're cats, not goats.

cat, dogs, etc

the alpha male often do that to other male to keep them in check

if you let him do its deeds, you're just a beta

he'll come to you and fuck you up

so do it before it does it to you

That explains why he tried to go at it with my hand.

😹

😹

Got bitch slapped, he did. But it was too late, my hand was already a shadow of its former self.

Actually, it was already a shadow of its former self...

So it was a shadow of it's former shadow of itself.

why isn't it castrated btw?

that would calm him a lot, and it would also avoid your cat to be prego, and your hand to be raped

Because that costs money. Like 20 or 30 bucks. That's 20 or 30 bucks we don't have.

dude, do it yourself, it's free

with the teeth

I thought about selling him to one of my friends and letting them deal with him.

i'm sure there's a tutorial on how to castrate your cat yourself on youtube

uhhhhh

.youtube castrate your cat

**How To Neuter Your Cat - YouTube**
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulN-_FWepGU

see

Oh my god, it's my friend's cat, Skunk!

How did he lose all of his fat?

well, the video was before we was castrated and became a lazy fat cat

castrating makes you lose weight apparently

no lol

you instantly lose the weight of your balls

but you gain weight after 😂

and then your dignity as a male

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Nah, there's a cat I know named Tiger. He's an old one of around 10+ years. Very fat, very lazy.