Message from @Towelie
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cat, dogs, etc
the alpha male often do that to other male to keep them in check
if you let him do its deeds, you're just a beta
he'll come to you and fuck you up
so do it before it does it to you
That explains why he tried to go at it with my hand.
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Got bitch slapped, he did. But it was too late, my hand was already a shadow of its former self.
Actually, it was already a shadow of its former self...
So it was a shadow of it's former shadow of itself.
why isn't it castrated btw?
that would calm him a lot, and it would also avoid your cat to be prego, and your hand to be raped
Because that costs money. Like 20 or 30 bucks. That's 20 or 30 bucks we don't have.
dude, do it yourself, it's free
with the teeth
I thought about selling him to one of my friends and letting them deal with him.
i'm sure there's a tutorial on how to castrate your cat yourself on youtube
uhhhhh
.youtube castrate your cat
**How To Neuter Your Cat - YouTube**
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulN-_FWepGU
Oh my god, it's my friend's cat, Skunk!
How did he lose all of his fat?
well, the video was before we was castrated and became a lazy fat cat
castrating makes you lose weight apparently
no lol
you instantly lose the weight of your balls
but you gain weight after ๐
and then your dignity as a male
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Nah, there's a cat I know named Tiger. He's an old one of around 10+ years. Very fat, very lazy.
He has a habit of stepping on your nuts when getting in position to sit on your lap.
this is why the only place I'd allow a cat at home is in the oven...
they piss, shit everywhere, needs food, you have to pay for all that, the liter, the vet, etc...
when you could just save all that money and get a bit steak as a bonus
You can try sun baking them.
Dried cat jerkey.
Build some kind of magnetic greenhouse to make them grow bigger.
nah, just cook it like a rabbit
with mustard and honey
it's delicious