Message from @Sexy Zombie Roo

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2017-03-06 02:40:59 UTC  

you instantly lose the weight of your balls

2017-03-06 02:41:08 UTC  

but you gain weight after 😂

2017-03-06 02:41:10 UTC  

and then your dignity as a male

2017-03-06 02:41:16 UTC  

.

2017-03-06 02:41:28 UTC  

Nah, there's a cat I know named Tiger. He's an old one of around 10+ years. Very fat, very lazy.

2017-03-06 02:41:52 UTC  

He has a habit of stepping on your nuts when getting in position to sit on your lap.

2017-03-06 02:42:23 UTC  

this is why the only place I'd allow a cat at home is in the oven...

2017-03-06 02:42:57 UTC  

they piss, shit everywhere, needs food, you have to pay for all that, the liter, the vet, etc...

2017-03-06 02:43:31 UTC  

when you could just save all that money and get a bit steak as a bonus

2017-03-06 02:43:33 UTC  

You can try sun baking them.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/231228590174240769/288139515099348992/90b0a6aae77f22a4b98344a57bead1c5.png

2017-03-06 02:43:36 UTC  

Dried cat jerkey.

2017-03-06 02:44:04 UTC  

Build some kind of magnetic greenhouse to make them grow bigger.

2017-03-06 02:44:18 UTC  

nah, just cook it like a rabbit

2017-03-06 02:44:23 UTC  

with mustard and honey

2017-03-06 02:44:33 UTC  

it's delicious

2017-03-06 02:45:00 UTC  

I wonder.... I don't know if I ever had rabbit.

2017-03-06 02:45:12 UTC  

it taste the same

2017-03-06 02:45:22 UTC  

It's common around here cause of all the rednecks.... But hmmmmmmmm.

2017-03-06 02:45:44 UTC  

do only rednecks eats rabbit in your country ?

2017-03-06 02:45:51 UTC  

what about horse ?

2017-03-06 02:46:57 UTC  

I gotta check the legality of that. Iirc, horse meat bounces in and out of legality.

2017-03-06 02:47:06 UTC  

O.o

2017-03-06 02:47:13 UTC  

seriously ?

2017-03-06 02:47:27 UTC  

Yeah, I know for sure it was banned at least once.

2017-03-06 02:48:15 UTC  

it's like one of the finest meat I had

2017-03-06 02:48:20 UTC  

Looks like it's a state-based policy.

2017-03-06 02:48:20 UTC  

Huh appaarently it does bounce in and out

2017-03-06 02:48:24 UTC  

especially in texas

2017-03-06 02:48:51 UTC  

illinois and California

2017-03-06 02:49:15 UTC  

ewww

2017-03-06 02:49:25 UTC  

why ?

2017-03-06 02:49:48 UTC  

2007 = illegal
2011 = legal
2014 = illegal.

2017-03-06 02:50:05 UTC  

damn

2017-03-06 02:50:18 UTC  

is there any logical reason ?

2017-03-06 02:51:02 UTC  

Looks like it wasn't the meat itself, but budget reasons.

2017-03-06 02:52:03 UTC  

They didn't want to spend the budget that would allow proper inspection of horse slaughterhouses.

Idk how it is in France, but no inspection = not legal for commercial sale.

2017-03-06 02:52:21 UTC  

well that's the same here

2017-03-06 02:53:09 UTC  

Yeah, sounds logical. But you never know when there's gonna be some random country that doesn't have quality health policies.

2017-03-06 02:53:20 UTC  

I mean, wait, are you telling me that your taxes serve to pay the inspection of the beef slaughterhouses ?

2017-03-06 02:54:18 UTC  

```A budgetary provision banning the use of federal funds to carry out mandatory inspections at horse slaughter plants (necessary to allow interstate sale and exports of horse meat) has been also in place since 2007. Such restriction was temporarily removed in 2011 as part of the Consolidated and Further Continuing Appropriations Act for Fiscal Year 2012 but was again included in the FY2014 Agriculture Appropriations Act and subsequent federal budgets, hence preventing the operation of any domestic horse slaughter operation.```