dude, do it yourself, it's free

with the teeth

I thought about selling him to one of my friends and letting them deal with him.

i'm sure there's a tutorial on how to castrate your cat yourself on youtube

uhhhhh

.youtube castrate your cat

**How To Neuter Your Cat - YouTube**
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ulN-_FWepGU

see

Oh my god, it's my friend's cat, Skunk!

How did he lose all of his fat?

well, the video was before we was castrated and became a lazy fat cat

castrating makes you lose weight apparently

no lol

you instantly lose the weight of your balls

but you gain weight after 😂

and then your dignity as a male

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Nah, there's a cat I know named Tiger. He's an old one of around 10+ years. Very fat, very lazy.

He has a habit of stepping on your nuts when getting in position to sit on your lap.

this is why the only place I'd allow a cat at home is in the oven...

they piss, shit everywhere, needs food, you have to pay for all that, the liter, the vet, etc...

when you could just save all that money and get a bit steak as a bonus

You can try sun baking them.

Dried cat jerkey.

Build some kind of magnetic greenhouse to make them grow bigger.

nah, just cook it like a rabbit

with mustard and honey

it's delicious

I wonder.... I don't know if I ever had rabbit.

it taste the same

It's common around here cause of all the rednecks.... But hmmmmmmmm.

do only rednecks eats rabbit in your country ?

what about horse ?

I gotta check the legality of that. Iirc, horse meat bounces in and out of legality.

O.o

seriously ?

Yeah, I know for sure it was banned at least once.

it's like one of the finest meat I had

Looks like it's a state-based policy.

Huh appaarently it does bounce in and out

especially in texas