That's disgusting

serious lack of mantids

2nd image please

https://www.wikihow.com/extensions/wikihow/charity/images/world_possible_photo6.jpg

(actual screenshot of my cart after i let my friends fuck with alexa)

Bork.

@JadenFrostwolf HARDER

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dCAORZphnlY

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZqCOeECBfR8

https://youtu.be/4SV8Hvi6Spc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HrN-GPYlcbQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fV3nflAQ99w

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hv6RbEOlqRo

Thank you friend.

(doorbell rings)
Chalmers: “Well, Seymour, I made it, despite your directions.”
Skinner: “Ah, Superintendent Chalmers, welcome! I hope you’re prepared for an unforgettable luncheon!”
Chalmers (muttering): “Yeah.”
(Skinner enters the kitchen to find smoke coming from his oven)
Skinner (panicked): “Oh egads! My roast is ruined!” (He pauses to think for a moment) “But what if… I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Oh ho ho, delightfully devilish, Seymour!”
(He begins to exit via the window, Chalmers enters the kitchen)
Song: “Skinner, with his crazy explanations / The Superintendent’s gonna need his medication / When he hears Skinner’s lame exaggerations there’ll be trouble in town tonight!”
Chalmers (yelling): “Seymour!”
Skinner: “Superintendent, I was just… Stretching my calves on the windowsill! Isometric exercise! Care to join me?”
Chalmers: “Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour?”
Skinner: “Oh, that isn’t smoke, it’s steam! Steam from the steamed clams we’re having! Mmm, steamed clams.”
(Chalmers exits the kitchen, Skinner jumps out the window and runs across the street to Krusty Burger)
(Cut back to Skinner’s dining room, Skinner comes out of the kitchen with a platter full of hamburgers and french fries)
Skinner: “Superintendent, I hope you’re ready for mouthwatering hamburgers!”
Chalmers: “I thought we were having steamed clams.”
Skinner: “No, no - I said steamed hams! That’s what I call hamburgers.”
Chalmers: “You call hamburgers steamed hams.”
Skinner: “Yes! It’s a… regional dialect.”
Chalmers: “Uh-huh. What region?”
Skinner: “Uh… Upstate New York.”
Chalmers: “Really? Well I’m from Utica and I’ve never heard anyone use the phrase ‘steamed hams’.”

Skinner: “Oh, not in Utica, no. It’s an… Albany expression.”
(The conversation pauses as they both begin to eat the burgers)
Chalmers: “You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger.”
Skinner: “Oh, no, patented Skinner burgers! Old family recipe.”
Chalmers: “For steamed hams.”
Skinner: “Yes!”
Chalmers: “Yes, and you call them ‘steamed hams’ despite the fact they are obviously grilled.”
Skinner (flustered): “You know, the… One thing I should… Excuse me for one moment.”
Chalmers: “Of course.”
(Skinner enters the kitchen, which is clearly on fire. After a moment, he re-emerges, stretching)
Skinner: “Well, that was wonderful, a good time was had by all. I’m pooped!”
(Chalmers begins to stand, looking at his watch)
Chalmers: “Yes, I should be-“ (he notices the blaze in the kitchen) “Good Lord, what is happening in there?”
Skinner: “Aurora Borealis.”
Chalmers: “A- Aurora Borealis? At this time of year, at this time of day, in this part of the country, localized entirely within your kitchen?”
Skinner: “Yes!”
Chalmers (after a brief pause): “May I see it?”
Skinner: “No.”
(The two exit Skinner’s house, pausing at the front door)
Chalmers: “Well, Seymour, I must say - you are an odd fellow, but… You steam a good ham.”
Agnes Skinner (offscreen): “Seymour! The house is on fire!”
Seymour: “No, Mother, it’s just the northern lights.”
(Chalmers begins to walk away)
Agnes: “Help! Help!”
(Chalmers looks back at Seymour, who gives him a thumbs-up)

22 Short films about Springfield, season 7

does this count as a shitpost?

Yes

Thank you friend.

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/299761671927496705/410167176167817216/Snapchat-12234302-1.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/299761671927496705/410024744608595969/image.jpg

@Naveronasis

Thank you my friend.

@Aktriaz

yay

it's going to hit 76 on thursday

what kind of fucked up shit is that

Thank you friend.

It all

Returns

to nothing

I just keep letting me down, letting me down letting me down

@OliveBlanc dude i wish it was fucking 76

i was skating when it was 40

but now there's fucking snow everywhere and it's in the negatives

well; you're all noguns so lets trade

lol

I want rain

sweet sweet rain

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TbappZc4cFw

There's joy in being barred from the temple

jesus christ

some fucking package I ordered from idaho has taken 2 weeks to get here

what fucking insanity is that

it's still not here; but Its in walking distance now

lol

@OliveBlanc i've made a terrible mistake

this shared object has a symbol which name is approx 261,000 characters

WAT

objdump this

say whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa .. aaat

why did you do this

why you hurt her

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=agw27HhB4H4

WE MUST NOT STAY HERE, PRISONERS

Goodbye to the holy mountain, objdump awaits us

@OliveBlanc try again

lol

why is it 7 megs

I wonder if objdump has any naughtyness in it

i will go bigger

1GB or bust

lol

@OliveBlanc i just did 5gb

20GB or bust

もっと

もっと!

ill upload my 1gb symbol to gcp

それをさらに大きくする！

output .so is 2gb

lol

what happens when you link something like that?

does it play nice

gonna find out

kek

@OliveBlanc 1GB symbol links perfectly fine

(1,000,000,000 bytes)

he can LINK

https://choualbox.com/Img/1516954722666.jpg

is that tim pool

ugh

all this documentation to prepare tomorrow

time that I won't be working on actual projects

yay, 338lapmag

nice and clean and cupcakes

gotta fire form these bad boys

nearly 50 bucks worth of brass

goddamned pricing for this cartridge sucks

at least it's not 375cheytac

Watcha makin?

fire formers

gotta push them to 55k PSI

so that I can just neck them and use them in my precision loads

When I finally make it out beyond 1K

I'm going to need every MOA I can get

I mean, what caliber?

338 lapua magnum

Damn.

Ah well, if you do something, you gotta do it right.

yes

watch naruto on repeat

my speshul shengfu is reload big magnums and shoot them at steel targets from phenomenal distances

hitting them is another thing; but

How do you get to play at Carnegie hall?

I prefer to watch things that aren't shit

watching me make a dime sized hole at 100 is not shit

wow it's late /again/

I was hoping that I'd get exhausted given the day

but apparently not; mr body wants to dick around more

>using .338

>at 100

Ni🅱🅱a what

lol

load testing 😛

I finalize my shit

and I'm heading out to BLM

I've got the perfect place mapped out

it does seem absurd to me

but there aren't even ranges locally that I can do 250 at

unless I happen to come on some super particular day

and have registered to do it 10 weeks in advance

WELCOME TO A LACK OF RANGES; known best to Californiaaaaaaaaaaa

lead is so much danger; and the millionaires who happen to be lucky enough to live in the hills that'll be saturated with mudslides during heavy rain don't like the noise

is so much noise!

scurry noise

so I gotta go out of state or a hundred miles south

Fish can't leave the water,
Nor melons leave the vines.
The revolutionary masses can't do away with the Communist Party.
Mao Zedong Thought is the sun that always shines.

fuckin overwatch gtfo

OVERTRAPS

Thank you friend

lol

Kisetsu ga kawaru

😠

Thank you.

https://i.imgflip.com/vw7te.jpg

https://media.discordapp.net/attachments/279614669000278016/410706020269162497/FB_IMG_1517990299163.jpg?width=459&height=469

Checkmate, globalists.

better yet, why is it flat? why not trapese shaped? or cilindrical?

or octagonal? triangle? they can't even find the edge so who says its a circle

i'm pretty sure the earth is flat. i just can't figure out what's on the other side and what happens if someone pulls the plug out of the oceans.

if earth is flat, we surely can dig to the other side

Wish so

World would be damn more interesting that way

Brings a whole new meaning to the term 'walk the plank.'

i'm actually quite curious what those people would have to say to such questions, like

if its flat, then theres an other side

so what if we're the bottom side? 😛 and theres a better civilisation on the other half of the disc

Do they have to keep themselves latched to the ceiling?

http://78.media.tumblr.com/bc1d8c8a9e435fd10e6fd3562346a052/tumblr_ne2b05OQUP1qasjkvo1_400.gif

@Timcast come on; shill the discord so we get more folks in here.

Thank you friend

https://youtu.be/oCv6fKoOujI

I wanna talk tactical

Thank you friend.

https://i.imgur.com/ovRuFbH.gif

ok

time to resize these cocksuckers

this will suck

I gotta remount everything

Hmm, breaking news on the etymology front!

After watching a Philly D video, I noticed that there's a symbol at the bottom of the US Senate Seal

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/f0/Seal_of_the_United_States_Senate.svg/1024px-Seal_of_the_United_States_Senate.svg.png

That's a bundle of sticks and an axe, or a 'Fasces'.

After further inspection, it's different from the symbol used by Fascists. https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/c/ce/Fascist_symbol.svg/80px-Fascist_symbol.svg.png

HOWEVER

upon further inspection, I found that the word Fasces literally translates to bundle.

so, etymologically speaking, all collectivists are fascists.

Also, since it's a bundle of sticks, they're faggots, too. All collectivists are faggots (myself excluded of course, grouping the fascists collectively...)

RyeNorth Troll Exlusion Zone

Uhn-Uhn YEAH

i am a collectivist collectivist

the collectivist collective must rise up against the individuals

kill all individuals

https://youtu.be/OGbhJjXl9Rk

@JadenFrostwolf rofl i played CSGO with pilotredsun a lot

he was pretty funny

small world

Lol

I'm gay for a fembot

Thank you my friend

@ping I'm in an individualist collective. Am I excused?

1 person collective

But can you disassemble it, reassemble it, and still have it work?

lol

yes.

of course

it has always worked as a sex doll

Thank you friend

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/346800358594707496/411013551768207380/Selection_999825.png

Thank you friend

WTF

yiff

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/370848222006083586/404285412010622987/unknown.png

Catastrophe

thousands dead!

https://twitter.com/KIRORadio/status/959178992661221378

https://www.reddit.com/r/KotakuInAction/comments/7w74vi/humor_the_bravest_film_journalist_alive/

@Deleted User

I fucking hate this

my math is fucked up somwhere

but I don't know where

Thank you friend.

meow meow meow

Tim's discord has a cat deficiency.
I am going to correct this mistake.

Wait... wrong cat...

Wait, not that one.