https://twitter.com/DrunkAustrian/status/1023339041171886081

any link to the interview they are talking about in the article?

Incase you havent already made 583 sock accounts to sign this

We need this skeleton soup

This tomb tonic

That sarcophagus syrup.

Didn't they determine that was raw sewage in the end?

Necromantic Tonic

Mummy Medley

I'm surprised that "sex with women" isn't considered sexist yet

isn't sex with women inherently sexist? i mean... it's literally sex...

He's right.

It's literally fucked.

Spicey

https://twitter.com/stupiditywatchc/status/1023659573583011840

another idiot racist, how surprising

oh it's the black dude that the retarded dogo woofed at ?

i don't remember who the racist dog woofed at...

Did anyone go through and look for black retweets though?

click the twitter link: someone posts a screencap of a black dude retweeting and he responds with "so where is the black person?"

lol @ stupiditywatchcat being blocked by the racist dog 😄

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7P5TH0C7d0g

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTZc4o4gDhc

How do you guys feel about SCARY GRID MONSTERS

Looks like its got an itch it cant reach in the 3rd version

I like it. Looks like you put some thought into how a big ol' ground snake would have adapted with its head armor and spikes to help it dig through the ground, and no eyes to get dirt in+no light underground

Hey have you guys seen Denko? (´・ω・`)

@Schedrevka Well well. o: It's the reception to details like that which makes attempting them worth it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hbFvirxq1sY

"For the love of God, dude, just say what the fuck happened." For real. That has to be the wordiest sentence ever written. 🤦

@Scribblehatch looks like an Everblight Dragonspawn

https://youtu.be/Wl6utFejqOY

Jaysus.

😮

```So this is why you need permission from your parents before going online```
5326 upvotes.

It's the perfect comment.

Id shoot myself but it will take me years to find a gun

Wew

XD wait what..... how did that pass lol they jsut straight up indocctrinatin bitches cuz they know womens cant do maths

its NuMath

34 > 44

The miniTruth proclaimed that wamen's hours are now longer than men's hours.

For every men's hour, womens live 0.7 hours, and that is longer

holy shit i need that cat

whover named that cat needs a medal XD

Should have added a z after the t

Kitzler

Wake up donnie

I want a kitler

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DjW5s9PUYAMFljB.jpg

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DjXyrpQWsAEy2aj.jpg

https://i.redditmedia.com/gtpU6p7LcSMnVop7GqQ-2cMTnPg4G-R6-IHzM8nXHQE.jpg?fit=crop&crop=faces%2Centropy&arh=2&w=640&s=fbc0528de07f8c75fe519a553482fe09

XD one has signed

lol fucking FCC tried to fuck the music industry too thank god poppa franku was there

and i mean the OG pappa franku, FRANK ZAPPA

https://i.imgur.com/5UHbWf0.jpg

fucking flordia man strikes again

I love how they tagged him in the tweet

unfortunately that one's fake :c i looked it up and it's a parody twitter account

Twitter should really create some sort of system for letting you know that people are who they say they are. Too bad we instead just have a mark that lets you know who that agree with.

https://i.imgur.com/vBCaFLi.jpg

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/229309069142392832/473613306536525824/image.jpg

Florida Man is the hero we deserve, AND need right now.

There is no way they would actually post that, right? The 34 > 44 hrs

Idk isnt it a stereotype that womens cant be good at math if they arent asian?

Not even math. Knowing which number is big is something else, like general knowledge.

I hope it is a fake new, as in those sites that post fake stuff. Problem is, nowadays it is really hard to tell thanks to actual news being really retarded

Fucking right about that

It's sad

Yeah lol an onion article these days tends to be close to the truth

Look guys, a bunch of guys:

Symmetry is fun.

Wait thats not a guy on the left

Or is it a trap? :D

Oh. No, not this time.

But it's as the song goes. I'm a dude, he's a dude, she's a dude. Cuz we're all dudes yeah

XD lol dude i feel ya
Good job tho

That dude looks like a lady!! *In Steven Tylers Voice*

Dat thigh gap is enough to cause a major agression

"to be controversial =/= be intolerant"

wow

Some discord servers are PC af

A gay kid said "Fuck Islam", and was banned for "intolerance"

What has the world come to

Woah

When I tell them what Islams gonna do that kid its gonna blow their minds

Yo dawg just let them kill you.

What's your *problem..*

I don't want to be banned

I feel like I already burn enough topics in that Discord

The sooner reasonable people get banned, the better.