if you can get within 100 yards of an american unit, that unit can not call for combat support

So if you are better warriors, you can then win

Of course it could just be selective memory. I *might* have met and talked to one that wasn't immediately condescending. lol

well... you could also give them alcohol... but that might only work for friends 😉

but the second you kill the last american, then you get bombed

That I was aware was a German. lol

but you are right... i can be incredibly rude... but mostly to bavarians... i hate bavarians 😄

Really, as long as Falko is not burning Jews to stay warm he is a nicer german than the historical norm

Also, I guess I'm not one to talk, because I've noticed that I have a tendency to fall back and snark and sarcasm while refuting points during an argument, if it gets heated enough.

Something I need to work on.

hey... the germans only did that because they kept doing what the austrians told them to...

Falkos grandparents burned the world down because the price of candy bars rose

well that and having fucked geography

...and jews

😉

I mean, technically, WWII was really just WW 1.5: the Continuation. lol

And WWI was the aristocracy freaking the fuck out after the enlightment and trying to kill off the populace as fast as they could.

i blame both on the stupidity of austrians

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD6qtc2_AQA

I thought WWI was about one dude getting assassinated, and everyone jumping into a fight because they all had agreements/alliances that resulted in all-out war with parties that would otherwise have not cared or been involved?

"At the root of all evil is an Austrian man trying to impress a jewish girl"

-Falko 2018

no... the root is kain killing abel... obviously... have you not seen lucifer?

yea, and kain was Austrian

and then abel ran in front of a bus after being revived 😄

(spoiler alert, i guess...)#

Luicfer is a dope ass show though

I love me some british satan

austria is not that old... and really... austria is basically northern italy... which means austrians are not white according to sargon 😄

but don't tell the guy that started the second one...

So... it's not a bunch of teenagers out in the woods?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdNpFoWrBDQ

..dat thumbnail doe..

You know, maybe the comet strike of 14,000 years ago really should have been bigger....

austria ia mountains and people that speak some language that no one... well.. maybe bavarians... understands 😄

You snow people always strike me as weird

tucker and dale is fun 😄

It was amazing.

snow people...? are we talking about canada now?

people who live above the snow line, generally

like why?

So 'snow' is not code for 'white'? <:Kappa:327142715592540171>

okay... so... bavarians 😄

no snow people is a code word for weather plus geography

why live in a place that is dead half the time

i thought snow was code for "damn i shoulld not have left my drink outside"

Like I get a wet season and a dry season

and its green the entire time

and you choose to role play living in Hoth

crazy snow people

you vex me

well... i'm not a bavarian so i'm not the right person to ask that 😄

we had maybe two days of snow this... winter...

and thats more than last year...

See, thats more like it. Snow should be like native americans. You only ever see one a few times a year and mostly on TV

And I just wanted to apologize real quick for the German ~~question~~ observation I'd made earlier. I know we're mostly just joking around, but I wanted to make sure, that's all. lol

well... i'm pretty sure germans will - at first - seem rude to americans even in real life...

I don't know. Like I mentioned before, the closest I've ever been to being 'outside of the US' is Canada, and that doesn't really count too much. lol

germans tend to be very... formal... cold... staring... at first...

and we usually dont have many "friends" but a few select friends! instead...

a you're not my friend just because i know you mentality

Well I don't know if I came off as rude, rather than making anecdotal observations, so if I did I am sorry about that. lol

Yeah, I'm the same way. I have many acquaintences, but very few actual 'friends.'

Especially over the internet.

so... you're more german already 😄

now think of a 30 letter word 😄

I am uber german

Actually, genetically speaking, I am about half German.

as long as it is not bavarian 😄

I still even retain our German family name.

Which I obviously won't disclose here, but it's a blatantly German last name. lol

Half of Bieri was hired to move to Texas and build towns around San Antonio

schmitt... müller... hasskappe 😄

And the job of the german towns were to beat the fuck out of the Commanches

hint* there are no more commanche

you don't have helicopters anymore?

German efficiency.

new braunfels has great beer today

and goooood BBQ

and a dope WW2 museum

new braunfels... that name is just wrong 😄

there is also fredericksburg

only ww2 museum i ever visited is auschwitz...

fredericksburg is okay... thas not half german half english

well.. not really anyway

Texas had so many people fighting for hitler that our state's warriors were sent to the Pacific theater only

Literally only trusted to blow up the squitty eyed.

But then again, the germans in Texas prison camps were let out to go to the movies and shit like that...

so we were a bit biased

-not making inappropriate jokes now-

nigga, that's just inappropriate history

not talking about you...

i have a few jokes that are very very very bad... so... i will not make them...

You want jokes? I've got jokes.

make them

What do you get what you toss a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat miner.

murrican gun laws? 😄

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Falko what is the current penalty for wrong think in Germany anyways?

thats the uk you're thinking of 😄