I am pretty sure you would get a knock on the door from Auntie merkle's boys as well if it was you who went viral

there is a joke about a grandparent dying from falling from a watchtower while drunk...

oh fuck you

STOP MAKING FUN ON UNCLE HANS

WE LOVED Uncle hans

and He always had a problem with blance

especially when laughing at the jews getting shot

that hitler did not give Hans his pention

is the worst thing to EVER come out of a death camp

#RememberHans

i do not know a single person named hans 😄

#NeverForgot!

#JuanButNotForgotten?

#GasThemJuanAtATime

need to eat more beans then.

See @I AM ERROR is doing his part #MexicanHistoryMinute

do you guys have months for everything?!

only for the good shit

so... naked women?

#Month

#ButNotThatTimeOfTheMonth

I love mexicans though

Such a positive people

with their can do adtitudes

I would much rather be a Mexican

Than a

we only have roman emperor months...

julius ceasar... augustus...

Augustus > Ceaser

not really... both have 31 days...

Yea, but I was only born during one of those

damn... you're 2000 years old? 😄

i think i need more alcohol 😄

only my iconography

I need more cannabis

cannabis is bad... i hate vegetarian food.

I try to make up for it, its literally the only green thing I consume

rest is animal flesh like Zues intended

i ate döner yesterday... might have been green before 😄

Vegans always smells like female to me.

God created cows to be tastey

and green shit to make cows more tasty

god created greeks to be tasty... wait... that sounds wrong somehow... stupid translating 😄

That's what you get from reading the works of degenerate Athenians

the only thing i read from athenians is the menu 😉

damn... gyros instead of döner is soooooo good 😃

gyros are dope

so, when it comes to people you follow.

How many of the following do you know

/done

About 70% of them so far.

know of them... most... watch them... less... 😄

Yeah. I know most of them, watch less than half.

funny thing... styx' channel is blocked in germany... his videos aren't 😄

well yea....who the fuck watches steve shives

kristi winters?

tooo cringe

yeah... i mean she watches him... probably...

naw, steve is too cringe for even her

lol

i blocked steve on twitter 😄

also... move the brazzers logo 10 spots up 😄

lol...andy would hate fuck her

how is jimmy fallon the last funny late nght show host left?

yeah he would

the sexual tension is... i can't even describe it...

i know 50-70%

i watch 40-50%

https://www.livemint.com/r/LiveMint/Period1/2015/02/13/Photos/[email protected]

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/328963109727371294/426520362465886218/DY0vz8eX4AA4wgS.png figured you lot would love this

I physically cringed.

hashtagmakehategreatagain

Poptarts are better uncooked.