Something I need to work on.

hey... the germans only did that because they kept doing what the austrians told them to...

Falkos grandparents burned the world down because the price of candy bars rose

well that and having fucked geography

...and jews

😉

I mean, technically, WWII was really just WW 1.5: the Continuation. lol

And WWI was the aristocracy freaking the fuck out after the enlightment and trying to kill off the populace as fast as they could.

i blame both on the stupidity of austrians

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GD6qtc2_AQA

I thought WWI was about one dude getting assassinated, and everyone jumping into a fight because they all had agreements/alliances that resulted in all-out war with parties that would otherwise have not cared or been involved?

"At the root of all evil is an Austrian man trying to impress a jewish girl"

-Falko 2018

no... the root is kain killing abel... obviously... have you not seen lucifer?

yea, and kain was Austrian

and then abel ran in front of a bus after being revived 😄

(spoiler alert, i guess...)#

Luicfer is a dope ass show though

I love me some british satan

austria is not that old... and really... austria is basically northern italy... which means austrians are not white according to sargon 😄

but don't tell the guy that started the second one...

So... it's not a bunch of teenagers out in the woods?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NdNpFoWrBDQ

..dat thumbnail doe..

You know, maybe the comet strike of 14,000 years ago really should have been bigger....

austria ia mountains and people that speak some language that no one... well.. maybe bavarians... understands 😄

You snow people always strike me as weird

tucker and dale is fun 😄

It was amazing.

snow people...? are we talking about canada now?

people who live above the snow line, generally

like why?

So 'snow' is not code for 'white'? <:Kappa:327142715592540171>

okay... so... bavarians 😄

no snow people is a code word for weather plus geography

why live in a place that is dead half the time

i thought snow was code for "damn i shoulld not have left my drink outside"

Like I get a wet season and a dry season

and its green the entire time

and you choose to role play living in Hoth

crazy snow people