Well I don't know if I came off as rude, rather than making anecdotal observations, so if I did I am sorry about that. lol
Yeah, I'm the same way. I have many acquaintences, but very few actual 'friends.'
Especially over the internet.
so... you're more german already 😄
now think of a 30 letter word 😄
I am uber german
Actually, genetically speaking, I am about half German.
as long as it is not bavarian 😄
I still even retain our German family name.
Which I obviously won't disclose here, but it's a blatantly German last name. lol
Half of Bieri was hired to move to Texas and build towns around San Antonio
schmitt... müller... hasskappe 😄
And the job of the german towns were to beat the fuck out of the Commanches
hint* there are no more commanche
you don't have helicopters anymore?
German efficiency.
new braunfels has great beer today
and goooood BBQ
and a dope WW2 museum
new braunfels... that name is just wrong 😄
there is also fredericksburg
only ww2 museum i ever visited is auschwitz...
fredericksburg is okay... thas not half german half english
well.. not really anyway
Texas had so many people fighting for hitler that our state's warriors were sent to the Pacific theater only
Literally only trusted to blow up the squitty eyed.
But then again, the germans in Texas prison camps were let out to go to the movies and shit like that...
so we were a bit biased
-not making inappropriate jokes now-
nigga, that's just inappropriate history
not talking about you...
i have a few jokes that are very very very bad... so... i will not make them...
You want jokes? I've got jokes.
make them
What do you get what you toss a piano down a mineshaft? A flat miner.
murrican gun laws? 😄
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Falko what is the current penalty for wrong think in Germany anyways?
thats the uk you're thinking of 😄
I am pretty sure you would get a knock on the door from Auntie merkle's boys as well if it was you who went viral
there is a joke about a grandparent dying from falling from a watchtower while drunk...
