I am uber german

Actually, genetically speaking, I am about half German.

as long as it is not bavarian 😄

I still even retain our German family name.

Which I obviously won't disclose here, but it's a blatantly German last name. lol

Half of Bieri was hired to move to Texas and build towns around San Antonio

schmitt... müller... hasskappe 😄

And the job of the german towns were to beat the fuck out of the Commanches

hint* there are no more commanche

you don't have helicopters anymore?

German efficiency.

new braunfels has great beer today

and goooood BBQ

and a dope WW2 museum

new braunfels... that name is just wrong 😄

there is also fredericksburg

only ww2 museum i ever visited is auschwitz...

fredericksburg is okay... thas not half german half english

well.. not really anyway

Texas had so many people fighting for hitler that our state's warriors were sent to the Pacific theater only

Literally only trusted to blow up the squitty eyed.

But then again, the germans in Texas prison camps were let out to go to the movies and shit like that...

so we were a bit biased

-not making inappropriate jokes now-

nigga, that's just inappropriate history

not talking about you...

i have a few jokes that are very very very bad... so... i will not make them...

You want jokes? I've got jokes.

make them

What do you get what you toss a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat miner.

murrican gun laws? 😄

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Falko what is the current penalty for wrong think in Germany anyways?

thats the uk you're thinking of 😄

I am pretty sure you would get a knock on the door from Auntie merkle's boys as well if it was you who went viral

there is a joke about a grandparent dying from falling from a watchtower while drunk...

oh fuck you

STOP MAKING FUN ON UNCLE HANS

WE LOVED Uncle hans

and He always had a problem with blance

especially when laughing at the jews getting shot