Message from @Monk

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2018-03-22 21:32:58 UTC  

So if you are better warriors, you can then win

2018-03-22 21:33:02 UTC  

Of course it could just be selective memory. I *might* have met and talked to one that wasn't immediately condescending. lol

2018-03-22 21:33:08 UTC  

well... you could also give them alcohol... but that might only work for friends 😉

2018-03-22 21:33:09 UTC  

but the second you kill the last american, then you get bombed

2018-03-22 21:33:11 UTC  

That I was aware was a German. lol

2018-03-22 21:33:55 UTC  

but you are right... i can be incredibly rude... but mostly to bavarians... i hate bavarians 😄

2018-03-22 21:34:37 UTC  

Really, as long as Falko is not burning Jews to stay warm he is a nicer german than the historical norm

2018-03-22 21:34:51 UTC  

Also, I guess I'm not one to talk, because I've noticed that I have a tendency to fall back and snark and sarcasm while refuting points during an argument, if it gets heated enough.

2018-03-22 21:35:16 UTC  

Something I need to work on.

2018-03-22 21:35:19 UTC  

hey... the germans only did that because they kept doing what the austrians told them to...

2018-03-22 21:35:25 UTC  

Falkos grandparents burned the world down because the price of candy bars rose

2018-03-22 21:35:53 UTC  

well that and having fucked geography

2018-03-22 21:35:56 UTC  

...and jews

2018-03-22 21:36:06 UTC  

😉

2018-03-22 21:36:14 UTC  

I mean, technically, WWII was really just WW 1.5: the Continuation. lol

2018-03-22 21:37:05 UTC  

And WWI was the aristocracy freaking the fuck out after the enlightment and trying to kill off the populace as fast as they could.

2018-03-22 21:37:24 UTC  

i blame both on the stupidity of austrians

2018-03-22 21:38:17 UTC  

I thought WWI was about one dude getting assassinated, and everyone jumping into a fight because they all had agreements/alliances that resulted in all-out war with parties that would otherwise have not cared or been involved?

2018-03-22 21:38:28 UTC  

"At the root of all evil is an Austrian man trying to impress a jewish girl"

2018-03-22 21:38:35 UTC  

-Falko 2018

2018-03-22 21:39:20 UTC  

no... the root is kain killing abel... obviously... have you not seen lucifer?

2018-03-22 21:39:45 UTC  

yea, and kain was Austrian

2018-03-22 21:39:47 UTC  

and then abel ran in front of a bus after being revived 😄

2018-03-22 21:40:13 UTC  

(spoiler alert, i guess...)#

2018-03-22 21:40:56 UTC  

Luicfer is a dope ass show though

2018-03-22 21:41:09 UTC  

I love me some british satan

2018-03-22 21:41:41 UTC  

austria is not that old... and really... austria is basically northern italy... which means austrians are not white according to sargon 😄

2018-03-22 21:42:22 UTC  

but don't tell the guy that started the second one...

2018-03-22 21:42:29 UTC  

So... it's not a bunch of teenagers out in the woods?

2018-03-22 21:42:45 UTC  

..dat thumbnail doe..

2018-03-22 21:42:54 UTC  

You know, maybe the comet strike of 14,000 years ago really should have been bigger....

2018-03-22 21:43:36 UTC  

austria ia mountains and people that speak some language that no one... well.. maybe bavarians... understands 😄

2018-03-22 21:44:06 UTC  

You snow people always strike me as weird

2018-03-22 21:44:11 UTC  

tucker and dale is fun 😄

2018-03-22 21:44:25 UTC  

It was amazing.

2018-03-22 21:44:36 UTC  

snow people...? are we talking about canada now?

2018-03-22 21:44:52 UTC  

people who live above the snow line, generally

2018-03-22 21:45:01 UTC  

like why?

2018-03-22 21:45:09 UTC  

So 'snow' is not code for 'white'? <:Kappa:327142715592540171>