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2018-03-22 20:52:38 UTC

cant watch more than an episode every 6 months or so... but they games are good.

2018-03-22 20:53:12 UTC

Actually, there was a point where I realized the last game has the best sound design I have heard in a few years

2018-03-22 20:53:22 UTC

I laugh/cried

2018-03-22 20:53:26 UTC

why is that guy calling someone a bassoon?

2018-03-22 20:54:00 UTC

(fagott = bassoon in german)

2018-03-22 20:54:38 UTC

sometimes i love "false friends" ๐Ÿ˜„

2018-03-22 20:55:33 UTC

so... he wanted people to watch him play his bassoon? ๐Ÿ˜„

2018-03-22 20:57:14 UTC

@JadenFrostwolf Then WHY CANT WE HAVE FLYING CARS

2018-03-22 20:59:15 UTC

Back to the Future promised us flying cars.

2018-03-22 20:59:22 UTC

Three years ago.

2018-03-22 20:59:29 UTC

#BackToFakeNews

2018-03-22 20:59:36 UTC

it did... and hoverboards... i want a hoverboard!

2018-03-22 20:59:45 UTC

Jetsons promised it would have been 6 years ago

2018-03-22 20:59:54 UTC

and not those shitty scooters!

2018-03-22 21:00:07 UTC

#fakenews

2018-03-22 21:01:03 UTC

And the japs have had decades to make either giant robots or robots you want to fuck

2018-03-22 21:01:06 UTC

and NOTHING

2018-03-22 21:01:19 UTC

What happened to dreams!

2018-03-22 21:01:48 UTC

oh wait

2018-03-22 21:01:58 UTC

godzilla is late so they did not have to reveal them yet

2018-03-22 21:02:26 UTC

The japanese finally have a nuclear accident, which would actually give them their precious Godzilla

2018-03-22 21:02:31 UTC

and they fucking bitch about it

2018-03-22 21:03:06 UTC

yeah... because he did not show up... they fucked up the timing

2018-03-22 21:03:08 UTC

I would be air dropping lizards all over that site

2018-03-22 21:03:18 UTC

you have to start somewhere

2018-03-22 21:05:05 UTC

okay... how about we start with new york? i mean... that was an god awful godzilla movie... time for them to deliver the real deal

2018-03-22 21:05:37 UTC

New York is my second most hated place on earth

2018-03-22 21:05:43 UTC

I would rather vacation in Mecca

2018-03-22 21:05:48 UTC

have at it

2018-03-22 21:05:57 UTC

whats the first...?

2018-03-22 21:06:01 UTC

Las Vegas

2018-03-22 21:07:02 UTC

las vegas has recist cops, ask michael bennett ๐Ÿ˜„

2018-03-22 21:07:58 UTC

it's the child of Sodom and Gomorrah

2018-03-22 21:08:59 UTC

Everything about the face plastic shell of modern culture that I despise

2018-03-22 21:09:03 UTC

fake happiness
fake riches
fake experiances

2018-03-22 21:09:19 UTC

fake chances to win

2018-03-22 21:09:23 UTC

exactly

2018-03-22 21:09:35 UTC

and yet people vacation there

2018-03-22 21:10:59 UTC

You could buy a haram in an Albanian slave market for less money than most americans blow there in a weekend.

2018-03-22 21:11:06 UTC

well... i would stay there for a day or two... but i'm not into gambling so... only for shows and stuff

2018-03-22 21:11:28 UTC

Shows and stuff*

2018-03-22 21:11:35 UTC

Translates to " all them whores"

2018-03-22 21:11:43 UTC

not really

2018-03-22 21:12:21 UTC

whores are boring if you grew up in st. pauli ๐Ÿ˜„

2018-03-22 21:12:25 UTC

really, go to vegas with a good suit and watch as girls hold an auction to give you the lowest price to suck your dick

2018-03-22 21:12:34 UTC

in your hotel lobby on the strip

2018-03-22 21:12:57 UTC

yeah... so...? ๐Ÿ˜„

2018-03-22 21:13:12 UTC

i had that on my way to school ๐Ÿ˜„

2018-03-22 21:13:28 UTC

fuck I forgot you were a german

2018-03-22 21:13:46 UTC

do you know the Reeperbahn? ๐Ÿ˜„

2018-03-22 21:13:52 UTC

ok so the difference is in Las Vegas the pimps are not Arabs

2018-03-22 21:14:21 UTC

they are Russian

2018-03-22 21:14:48 UTC

i think they are here also by now...

2018-03-22 21:15:26 UTC

#Diversity

2018-03-22 21:16:18 UTC

diversity is very important... especially in the HerbertstraรŸe ๐Ÿ˜„

2018-03-22 21:17:00 UTC

(that street is a no go zone for women... except the ones working there... since we were on the topic of whores)

2018-03-22 21:18:01 UTC

lol @ that edit

2018-03-22 21:18:55 UTC

there is literally a sign "no women allowed" at the entrance of the street ๐Ÿ˜„

2018-03-22 21:19:13 UTC

wait, so whores being run by islamists?

2018-03-22 21:19:47 UTC

well... not really... no burkas there... or clothes for that matter ๐Ÿ˜„

2018-03-22 21:20:42 UTC

Islamists dont cloth their non-muslim chattle when conducting war via rape and whoring

2018-03-22 21:20:55 UTC

tis not their way

2018-03-22 21:21:15 UTC

they keep their women separate from that shit.

2018-03-22 21:22:30 UTC

i thought they have blow the... ---censored--- ...to get laid?

2018-03-22 21:23:04 UTC

I might be revealing my innocence in a lot of these matters here, but what?

2018-03-22 21:24:00 UTC

so a dirty secret about arab prostitution revolves around the ease that any Muslim can declare themselves to be an Imam.

2018-03-22 21:24:00 UTC

i think it's called ship toasting

2018-03-22 21:24:36 UTC

which means that every muslim pimp is an Imam, who can grant "temporary marriage licences" for a small feee

2018-03-22 21:24:56 UTC

I always get so heated when islam comes up in conversation.

2018-03-22 21:25:00 UTC

I really can't stand islam.

2018-03-22 21:25:38 UTC

The good thing about Islam is their incompetence. Their gains are only ever a result of our failure to act

2018-03-22 21:25:50 UTC

Yeah.

2018-03-22 21:26:09 UTC

when the west acts against Islam, their complete inability to fight large scale actions shows and we win.

2018-03-22 21:26:41 UTC

The are the Wile E Coyote of bad guys

2018-03-22 21:28:41 UTC

Oh I know. In terms of combat prowess they're a complete and utter joke.

2018-03-22 21:28:50 UTC

you mean... they are even more incompetent than americans? ๐Ÿ˜„ (the stories i've heard from buddies that were in the Bundeswehr... ๐Ÿ˜„ )

2018-03-22 21:29:15 UTC

As a former American combat trooper, US army infantry is mid tier

2018-03-22 21:29:32 UTC

Aussies, german, and North korean infantry are better

2018-03-22 21:29:33 UTC

You know, it's weird, maybe it's just a cultural thing... but almost every single German I've ever met on the internet (and later found out was German) has been *incredibly* rude, especially when talking about America, to my knowledge. It's pretty weird, but then it's probably just selective memory. lol

2018-03-22 21:29:41 UTC

Nearly every one.

2018-03-22 21:29:49 UTC

US marines are better than aussie and german infantry though

2018-03-22 21:30:09 UTC

but I was recon, I just played hide and go seek

2018-03-22 21:30:19 UTC

well... you should really not take anything i say in a channel called "shitposting" serious ๐Ÿ˜‰

2018-03-22 21:30:37 UTC

Again, not you specifically, but it's just something I've noticed.

2018-03-22 21:30:48 UTC

With Germans I've met online in general.

2018-03-22 21:31:15 UTC

However, if you give any US army infantry company access to just a handful of the "combat multipliers"

2018-03-22 21:31:26 UTC

we are god tier

2018-03-22 21:31:27 UTC

but i really heard a lot of anecdotes... which is obviously not representative

2018-03-22 21:31:51 UTC

and jaden... you said every single one ๐Ÿ˜‰

2018-03-22 21:32:03 UTC

Every single one *that I have met/talked to personally.*

2018-03-22 21:32:05 UTC

The only method that currently works against a US infantry platoon was discovered in Vietnam

2018-03-22 21:32:15 UTC

Hoich Dai "Grab them by the belt"

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