And I just wanted to apologize real quick for the German ~~question~~ observation I'd made earlier. I know we're mostly just joking around, but I wanted to make sure, that's all. lol

well... i'm pretty sure germans will - at first - seem rude to americans even in real life...

I don't know. Like I mentioned before, the closest I've ever been to being 'outside of the US' is Canada, and that doesn't really count too much. lol

germans tend to be very... formal... cold... staring... at first...

and we usually dont have many "friends" but a few select friends! instead...

a you're not my friend just because i know you mentality

Well I don't know if I came off as rude, rather than making anecdotal observations, so if I did I am sorry about that. lol

Yeah, I'm the same way. I have many acquaintences, but very few actual 'friends.'

Especially over the internet.

so... you're more german already 😄

now think of a 30 letter word 😄

I am uber german

Actually, genetically speaking, I am about half German.

as long as it is not bavarian 😄

I still even retain our German family name.

Which I obviously won't disclose here, but it's a blatantly German last name. lol

Half of Bieri was hired to move to Texas and build towns around San Antonio

schmitt... müller... hasskappe 😄

And the job of the german towns were to beat the fuck out of the Commanches

hint* there are no more commanche

you don't have helicopters anymore?

German efficiency.

new braunfels has great beer today

and goooood BBQ

and a dope WW2 museum

new braunfels... that name is just wrong 😄

there is also fredericksburg

only ww2 museum i ever visited is auschwitz...

fredericksburg is okay... thas not half german half english

well.. not really anyway

Texas had so many people fighting for hitler that our state's warriors were sent to the Pacific theater only

Literally only trusted to blow up the squitty eyed.

But then again, the germans in Texas prison camps were let out to go to the movies and shit like that...

so we were a bit biased

-not making inappropriate jokes now-

nigga, that's just inappropriate history

not talking about you...

i have a few jokes that are very very very bad... so... i will not make them...

You want jokes? I've got jokes.

make them

What do you get what you toss a piano down a mineshaft?
A flat miner.