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2018-07-02 22:30:54 UTC

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2018-07-02 22:32:52 UTC

Disclaimer: The <:ancap:462283876501422087> does not denote my disagreement with the policy in question.

2018-07-02 23:54:22 UTC

I mean, the Second Amendment protected cannons. Anything that packs less punch than a canon should have precedent protection under the Second amendment. (Corrected for spelling and correct amendment, although technically correct, the First Amendment DOES protect Canons.)

2018-07-02 23:54:49 UTC

Would you rather get shot by a person defending their home with an AK47, or a person defending their home with a cannon?

2018-07-03 00:03:19 UTC

I need a cannon

2018-07-03 00:03:55 UTC

Recreational cannons

2018-07-03 00:05:14 UTC

its medicinal

2018-07-03 00:05:51 UTC

and economic

2018-07-03 00:49:43 UTC

Ecannonomic?

2018-07-03 01:20:06 UTC

yo, Recreational McNukes sound good

2018-07-03 01:21:48 UTC

Unironically. I'd wait till we're established off world just in case though. I trust nuke vendors not to sell to crazies but not *that* much

2018-07-03 01:25:14 UTC

the nice thing is that in a free market, actual nuclear weapons cost way too much for a citizen to own and maintain, so it works out

2018-07-03 01:25:56 UTC

^

2018-07-03 01:26:58 UTC

I am not convinced Elon Musk isn't crazy though. Just wait a few more years, we'll be on Mars soon then we can safely axe the treaties.

2018-07-03 01:29:03 UTC

i can't remember where i read this, comments of maybe the infographic show, where someone said with 1/7 of the us annual military budget, we could have a colony on mars within 50y

2018-07-03 01:29:55 UTC

We've got the tech to get one in two.

2018-07-03 01:30:06 UTC

Sustainable in a few more

2018-07-03 01:30:34 UTC

Just a matter of producing as many rockets as possible to send materials

2018-07-03 01:31:43 UTC

i think it was a permanent colony of 1mil specifically

2018-07-03 01:32:37 UTC

Fuck me. Yeah, that's gonna be a while longer.

2018-07-03 01:34:29 UTC

still, that's not bad

2018-07-03 11:13:40 UTC

when you imagine a society where your worst enemy might get any weapon known to man not witholding nuclear weapons you often imagine that you too will have those and thus be able to defend yourself with mutually assured distruction, however realisticly within a capitalistic system people have millions of different rates of wealth accumulation and as such someone you dont like is always likely to be more well armed and able to threaten you more than you are. and then theres crazy people

2018-07-03 20:44:32 UTC

This just in, discord server emotes can tell you a persons inner feelings and beliefs

2018-07-03 20:45:30 UTC

I told you this kind of attacks will folow their joining ukip

2018-07-03 20:45:48 UTC

This just in, a meme from literally a decade ago is a point of attack

2018-07-03 20:55:31 UTC

๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿป

2018-07-03 21:10:21 UTC

wait i thought danks server had a different icon

2018-07-03 21:11:55 UTC

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/399204742846349312/463814172241821696/unknown.png

2018-07-03 21:11:56 UTC

fucking LOL

2018-07-03 21:24:03 UTC

his twitter

2018-07-03 21:24:06 UTC

๐Ÿ™„

2018-07-03 21:36:57 UTC

Mike Stuchbery 'whats a dank meme?'

2018-07-03 23:34:00 UTC

Dankula's server is currently a nightmare. It's like a YT livestream chat but in Discord form

2018-07-03 23:35:26 UTC

lol

2018-07-03 23:35:39 UTC

shit posting everywhere?

2018-07-04 00:00:42 UTC

Don't say that. They take that literal.

2018-07-04 00:01:06 UTC

The role for the green names is there for a reason

2018-07-04 00:01:55 UTC

wait what?

2018-07-04 00:03:48 UTC

They post actual shit. Usually placed in the vicinity of someone's genitals. No, I'm no longer a member of that server.

2018-07-04 00:04:22 UTC

aaah i heard about that

2018-07-04 00:04:32 UTC

scat porn n stuff

2018-07-04 00:05:34 UTC

Yep. Just got a bit too degenerate for me. And that means something, look at my avatar

2018-07-04 00:06:38 UTC

lol

2018-07-04 00:06:51 UTC

i didnt bother joining after hearing about it

2018-07-04 04:08:18 UTC

Lol, you get greeted with a gif of futa when you first enter.

2018-07-04 16:45:31 UTC

At least he warned them

2018-07-04 16:54:48 UTC

i have no pity for them

2018-07-04 17:00:52 UTC

same lol

2018-07-04 18:41:37 UTC

Spudbuster7 (@spudbuster7) Tweeted:
@CountDankulaTV Can Confirm https://t.co/7MgTVWHA8K https://twitter.com/spudbuster7/status/1014318157488644097?s=17

2018-07-04 19:23:27 UTC

i hear they take shitposting very seriously

2018-07-04 19:45:55 UTC

literally

2018-07-04 20:44:12 UTC

His Discord is both figuratively and literally a shit show.

2018-07-04 20:48:48 UTC

Do you think he demands any less?

2018-07-04 20:58:47 UTC

What is the link for Dankulas Dischord server?

2018-07-04 21:14:12 UTC

It's the location on his twitter

2018-07-05 01:33:10 UTC

I was in Dankulas discord for a bit. The most degenerate discord I've been in and I'm pretty degenerate myself. It's really impressive.

2018-07-05 01:34:39 UTC

Degenerates how?

2018-07-05 01:34:50 UTC

Traps? Canadians?

2018-07-05 01:34:59 UTC

Canadian Traps?

2018-07-05 01:39:43 UTC

Traps, poo, anime tiddies, furries.. you think of it, it's gonna be there

2018-07-05 01:44:15 UTC

Sounds like /b/

2018-07-05 01:53:37 UTC

yeah pretty much

2018-07-05 09:55:14 UTC

It seems you have yet to visit some off
/vg/ gaming discords lol

2018-07-06 01:45:43 UTC

this is why I stick to being a /m/an

2018-07-06 01:45:56 UTC

*Suck it /a/*

2018-07-06 15:20:00 UTC

look at the comments of the video. You will see ppl talking about the fake news TIm talked about in his video on the subject.

2018-07-06 15:33:33 UTC

Good lord that's one annoying video..

2018-07-06 15:36:34 UTC

That is why i said read the comments. Video is kinda shit.

2018-07-06 16:02:38 UTC

people sometimes

2018-07-06 16:02:43 UTC

like wtf

2018-07-06 16:05:29 UTC

Yeah, well I stopped going to the gym before Trump even announced his candidacy, I can still open jars. The author is just weak.

2018-07-06 16:10:01 UTC

It seems like people love to push their own problem and weakness onto others and saying others are the cause of it

2018-07-06 16:20:38 UTC

I dont get it. She did something very impressive by pulling twice her normal weight and recieved massive praise from the staff.

2018-07-06 16:21:07 UTC

But she stopped going becuase she associated her own sucess with trump?

2018-07-06 16:21:59 UTC

How much do you have to despise someone to alter your routine because something youve done for months or years reminds you of them

2018-07-06 16:23:39 UTC

yea people who go to gym regularly usually do not drop this habit because someone gets elected

2018-07-06 16:24:34 UTC

This is why letting your emotions dictate your life is a shit way to live.

2018-07-06 16:24:44 UTC

Or your politics.

2018-07-06 18:22:45 UTC

some jars can be pretty tough to open

2018-07-06 18:22:59 UTC

gotta employ the knife trick

2018-07-06 18:24:38 UTC

But those are banned.

2018-07-06 18:24:42 UTC

Wat do

2018-07-06 18:25:01 UTC

Knife trick? Never heard of that before. I usually just get something rubber for more grip.

2018-07-06 18:25:19 UTC

yeah yeah get a butter knife

2018-07-06 18:25:38 UTC

hold it backwards with the thicker handle away from you

2018-07-06 18:26:08 UTC

do a series of glancing blows against the lid in the direction you want to take it off

2018-07-06 18:26:19 UTC

against the rim

2018-07-06 18:26:25 UTC

was about to ask that

2018-07-06 18:26:44 UTC

should be able to space them out to do like 5 or 6 hits

2018-07-06 18:26:56 UTC

should come right off

2018-07-06 18:27:04 UTC

Huh. I'll have to try that one of these days

2018-07-06 18:27:31 UTC

really only works with metal lids on glass containers

2018-07-06 18:27:49 UTC

but those are the ones that get stuck

2018-07-06 18:28:08 UTC

I use the turn the jar upsidedown and smack the bottom then open trick.

2018-07-06 18:28:34 UTC

that seems hocus pocusy

2018-07-06 18:30:44 UTC

If I tried that I'd probably forget to turn the jar back right-side-up and spill the contents all over

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