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>.>.. let's not have a repeat of Harry Potter's Broomstick handle situation.
That'll teach the patriarchy
* insert REEEE here *
with a hot pink strap on?
I laughed so hard at that... little girls were spending way too much time in their bed room with the vibrating Harry Potter's Broom Stick Handle toy.
hot pink strap on eh
see no evil hear no evil ๐๐
I wonder how that made it past the toy production stage.
Why did it vibrate?
kill it with fire ๐ฐ
Like how they didn't realize the a vibrating broomstick handle wouldn't be used as a dildo.
No clue.
I bet they knew
ouch
It started to show in adult stores... they knew they fucked up.
splinters...
Oh god
dear lord
I don't exactly have a pussy, but that hurt to read.
splinters are a serious problem gais serious
Yeah... girls as young as 12 years old were playing with that toy.... spending hours in their room just playing with it their parents said.
I was laughing so hard.
It was a plastic broomhandle.
lol
Plastic splinters
hey you can get plastic splinters
need to make it wooden next time
Unintentional sexual things... is so fucking hilarious at times.
and unfinished
for the good morals of the youth
we call that in the toy industry "open ended play"
heheheh
๐
What was even more funny...the rating on it.
It was for all ages.
โ ๏ธ
That had to recall the toy because of that reason.
really?
thats stupid
anything that vibrates can get a girl off
lol
stupid
they'll just find something else lol
explains why politics is so attractive to women,
Politics is a "vibrant" topic ๐
https://youtu.be/P29BKebCxjY
Man, I might actually get a couple copies of each of these, I can think of some people who could use them.
In all honesty, let the children explore their sexuality. It is in human nature. That is why we have sex ed, to teach them safe sex. We can't stop them from having sex or exploring their sexuality, but we can prepare them for it.
^
WOOOOW, DUSTY WANTS TO GIVE CHILDREN DILDOS IN SCHOOL
INCREDIBLE
"We want sex ed in school"
>Wamen teacher has sex with boy in class
Whoops
hahahaha
Trying to keep them from having sex only makes it worse... sooner or later their rebellious stage in life will make them make poor choices.
lol
Leading to teen pregnancies.
only for prudent people
my theory is women are having less/no children and they have this urge to mother, so society is where it goes -- and of course the huge push for women to be careerists, no time to actually have a family @Dr.Wol
I learned real fast... trying to deny human nature can have unintended consequences. :\
I didn't get sex ed which is probably why I'm so messed up
we just need to prevent boys from seeing girls until the contract is signed, perhaps with some sort of cloth covering.
LMAO
like a sofa cover
The commercial for the broom.
or a tablecloth
well thats the issue Sugarcunt,
Women aren't taught how to be free and make their own choices,
They're just told how to "not be conservative woman"
<-- meeee
lol
lol
commercial got shadowbanned
but I'm woke af now ๐
shame, was having a chuckle
Rip commercial
I'm just going to watch MRE videos for a while politics has been exhausting me...
military rations?
yeah
Nice
your lack of stamina is... disturbing
I hear they taste horrible
Timmy you liek toys?
love those videos... especially some of the vintage ones
it's just really interesting
LOL
MREs are actually really good.
This shit is funny.
Modern society around women:
>You're a woman you should be free to be what you want to be
>"I wanna be a mom"
>No you want to be a career woman! You slut!
>"i'm depressed now"
the _best_
Man depression rates have skyrocketed
It's insane
why do you think?
At least diagnosis rates have
they don't get the pussy they want
vintage toys are the fucking best
Lmao...
It's what I'm doing my psychology dissertation on ๐
Superman pillow had a blow up doll mouth piece.
So technically you could have Superman give you a blow job. XD
Wow... toy companies, you never cease to amaze me.
we have 1930s vintage monkey at my office with the symbols it's amazing and creepy
Cure for mens depression rates -> Meaningful work, get their brains fucked out by a woman
Cure for womens depression rates -> having a confident man in a clean outfit, bend them over, and maybe children if they're ready for it
woah, didn't realize that the harry potter broomstick _vibrated_
metoo!
Yupe it vibrated.
It seems social media also has a large part to play
haha
A really large part
I hope they filed off the mold seams
anything outside that can be fixed with weed ๐
Oh shit... Obama Monkey Doll.... toy.
Wow.
How is some of these toys being approved?
pushing boundries of the market
I am just laughing so hard at these toy maker mess ups.
free market at work -> racists hate Obama -> monkey obama doll
they'll be worth a lot of money too
Remember when toys weren't used for a political agenda
Me neither
oi
Send out our warg riders
lol
https://www.subscribestar.com/jordan-b-peterson is this legit?
the motif is grey
so it doesn't look legit
I actually love the old antique black Americana figurines, for the art & history, not because I'm a nazi ๐
if he aint tweeting about it himself, don't trust it
^
besides, it might be his evil twin Jeter Pordanson ๐ค
๐
hahahhaa
I fucking love those videos
I refuse to believe Obama is our first black president. He done so poorly and done a lot to pit people against each other based on skin color.
I rather have a black President that is great at his job and brings people together.
he was your first black president
I know...
*Sighs.*
you had a cripple president too ๐
U need a bitch after Trump
As long as the president does well and doesn't hold people's race against them.... I am all for them.
just to complete the picture
yes, get Ivanka Trump in ๐
yes
she's hot
i'd tap
I don't care what race or sexuality the president is.
Ha
you wanna have sex with female-trump ๐
for sure
The president could be a black transvestite... if this person does well as president, I would celebrate him or her.
nah, keep it a white man ๐
just to annoy people
I want America to succeed, it doesn't matter who the person is. The only thing matters is if they were born in United States.
or a midget
midget would be a good choice
they're tough people
Look up Batman water pistol.
and is over 35 years of age
and lived in the US for 14 years
๐ญ i'll never be president cuz im not american born
๐
*there there*
i'll just have to become Emperor of Europe
Annex Russia
and conquer the US so i can change the law
then give it back in reparations
and run for president of the US
Seriously... toy makers.
WOW
bhaha!
that thumbnail alone gets us all listed..
Just... I am shaking my head so badly.
๐
Yeah that thumbnail needs to be fucking changed.
u just burned the whole dioscord
Ironic
Dusty, causing the discord to go to dust? ๐ค
Lmao.
My bad guys,.
It is one of those 20 thing videos... but the thumbnail needs to change.
yes ๐
we know
Wowoww
Macron wtf
Macaroni
Frenchie, you're alive!
What did he do this time?
we assumed you were dead
He did something
fucked a piece of leather?
Raised minimum wage by 100โฌ
wait what?
super-inflation?
Extra hours will not be taxed anymore
from 8.25 euro to 108.25 euro per hour? ๐
macaron did an oopsie
You should see some of the reviews on the harry potter broomstick.
Employers can give extra + which will not be taxed
From 1330 to 1430
like a tax free bonus?
One review says, "My only problem is the batteries run out too fast and his sister fights him over the toy, so I need to buy another one."
Yes
funny how he didn't do this before the protests..
Because people didn't complained man
Country will go worse
What do you think
thats my point
he's holding out still
Where the money come. From lol
shake him by his legs!
Well only reason country gets screwed over, it is hard for their voice to get heard.
Where comes the money pls
Cities are represented well, country not so much.
Germany ๐
Your all acting like a bunch of WHITE NIGGERS
so if your salary is 3,000 euro/ month u can get 500 euro without taxes?
....
A troll.
Who let the troll out?
thats Contro
Lmao
The extra end-year bonus will be tax free
No i am a loling joo
Whatever the salary
Contro wuz kil
Je ded
ah
Joo rose from controโs ashes
Lmao
speaking of Contro, what happened to Codes?
its something, but not THAT big of a deal
Another review for the broomstick. "When my 12 year old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to LOVE it. Her friends love it too! They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too! I reccomend this for all children."
he went silent
Are you kidding me parents, do you not realize what they are doing?
He was virgin
These reviews are hilarious!
goy, why not just light the beacons for gondor
17 year old daughter with a vibrating harry potter broom...
I know...
@Dusty Morgan it's a troll
How can this mother not realize.
Oh it is a troll review?
I don't even HAVE a daughter and i know theres more going on
Of course it's troll
it must be
How couldn't it be troll
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