Message from @stoneyhippo

Discord ID: 522075830663249934


2018-12-11 15:40:29 UTC  

If she wants to dress up as a furry, let her, she has the freedom to do so.

2018-12-11 15:40:29 UTC  

shush @R9b1t

2018-12-11 15:40:46 UTC  

I have a hot pink glittery dildo with your name on i t

2018-12-11 15:40:48 UTC  

@Coochie coo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tstc6NmNAus Your German colleague's moral philosophy comes from Audi advertisements.

2018-12-11 15:40:49 UTC  

*”Mommy. Daddy. I want the new **urethra destroyer** for Christmas!”*

2018-12-11 15:41:10 UTC  

>.>.. let's not have a repeat of Harry Potter's Broomstick handle situation.

2018-12-11 15:41:10 UTC  

That'll teach the patriarchy

2018-12-11 15:41:29 UTC  

* insert REEEE here *

2018-12-11 15:41:44 UTC  

with a hot pink strap on?

2018-12-11 15:41:51 UTC  

I laughed so hard at that... little girls were spending way too much time in their bed room with the vibrating Harry Potter's Broom Stick Handle toy.

2018-12-11 15:41:59 UTC  

hot pink strap on eh

2018-12-11 15:42:10 UTC  

see no evil hear no evil 🙈🙉

2018-12-11 15:42:13 UTC  

I wonder how that made it past the toy production stage.

2018-12-11 15:42:19 UTC  

Why did it vibrate?

2018-12-11 15:42:34 UTC  

kill it with fire 😰

2018-12-11 15:42:36 UTC  

Like how they didn't realize the a vibrating broomstick handle wouldn't be used as a dildo.

2018-12-11 15:42:39 UTC  

No clue.

2018-12-11 15:42:47 UTC  

I bet they knew

2018-12-11 15:42:47 UTC  

ouch

2018-12-11 15:42:50 UTC  

It started to show in adult stores... they knew they fucked up.

2018-12-11 15:42:57 UTC  

splinters...

2018-12-11 15:43:04 UTC  

Oh god

2018-12-11 15:43:11 UTC  

dear lord

2018-12-11 15:43:21 UTC  

I don't exactly have a pussy, but that hurt to read.

2018-12-11 15:43:21 UTC  

splinters are a serious problem gais serious

2018-12-11 15:43:28 UTC  

Yeah... girls as young as 12 years old were playing with that toy.... spending hours in their room just playing with it their parents said.

2018-12-11 15:43:34 UTC  

I was laughing so hard.

2018-12-11 15:43:42 UTC  

It was a plastic broomhandle.

2018-12-11 15:43:50 UTC  

lol

2018-12-11 15:43:52 UTC  

Plastic splinters

2018-12-11 15:43:56 UTC  

hey you can get plastic splinters

2018-12-11 15:43:57 UTC  

need to make it wooden next time

2018-12-11 15:43:59 UTC  

Unintentional sexual things... is so fucking hilarious at times.

2018-12-11 15:43:59 UTC  

and unfinished

2018-12-11 15:44:11 UTC  

for the good morals of the youth

2018-12-11 15:44:33 UTC  

we call that in the toy industry "open ended play"

2018-12-11 15:44:37 UTC  

heheheh

2018-12-11 15:44:37 UTC  

😉

2018-12-11 15:44:43 UTC  

What was even more funny...the rating on it.

2018-12-11 15:44:50 UTC  

It was for all ages.

2018-12-11 15:44:59 UTC  

☠️