Message from @R9b1t
Discord ID: 522075785994174465
but muh blank slate, pussy
ugh
you want to be a girl? what is this the Dark Ages?
If she wants to dress up as a furry, let her, she has the freedom to do so.
shush @R9b1t
I have a hot pink glittery dildo with your name on i t
@Coochie coo https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tstc6NmNAus Your German colleague's moral philosophy comes from Audi advertisements.
*”Mommy. Daddy. I want the new **urethra destroyer** for Christmas!”*
>.>.. let's not have a repeat of Harry Potter's Broomstick handle situation.
That'll teach the patriarchy
* insert REEEE here *
with a hot pink strap on?
I laughed so hard at that... little girls were spending way too much time in their bed room with the vibrating Harry Potter's Broom Stick Handle toy.
hot pink strap on eh
see no evil hear no evil 🙈🙉
I wonder how that made it past the toy production stage.
Why did it vibrate?
kill it with fire 😰
Like how they didn't realize the a vibrating broomstick handle wouldn't be used as a dildo.
No clue.
ouch
It started to show in adult stores... they knew they fucked up.
splinters...
Oh god
dear lord
I don't exactly have a pussy, but that hurt to read.
splinters are a serious problem gais serious
Yeah... girls as young as 12 years old were playing with that toy.... spending hours in their room just playing with it their parents said.
I was laughing so hard.
It was a plastic broomhandle.
lol
Plastic splinters
hey you can get plastic splinters
need to make it wooden next time
Unintentional sexual things... is so fucking hilarious at times.
and unfinished
for the good morals of the youth
we call that in the toy industry "open ended play"
heheheh
😉