Message from @Dusty Morgan

Discord ID: 522084208106274820


2018-12-11 16:14:45 UTC  

The extra end-year bonus will be tax free

2018-12-11 16:14:49 UTC  

No i am a loling joo

2018-12-11 16:14:52 UTC  

Whatever the salary

2018-12-11 16:14:54 UTC  

Contro wuz kil

2018-12-11 16:15:00 UTC  

Je ded

2018-12-11 16:15:02 UTC  

ah

2018-12-11 16:15:09 UTC  

Joo rose from contro’s ashes

2018-12-11 16:15:11 UTC  

Lmao

2018-12-11 16:15:14 UTC  

speaking of Contro, what happened to Codes?

2018-12-11 16:15:15 UTC  

its something, but not THAT big of a deal

2018-12-11 16:15:19 UTC  

Another review for the broomstick. "When my 12 year old daughter asked for this for her birthday, I kind of wondered if she was too old for it, but she seems to LOVE it. Her friends love it too! They play for hours in her bedroom with this great toy. They really seem to like the special effects it offers (the sound effects and vibrating). My oldest daughter (17) really likes it too! I reccomend this for all children."

2018-12-11 16:15:25 UTC  

he went silent

2018-12-11 16:15:28 UTC  

Are you kidding me parents, do you not realize what they are doing?

2018-12-11 16:15:32 UTC  

@Dr.Wol i miss @Cody

2018-12-11 16:15:37 UTC  

He was virgin

2018-12-11 16:15:41 UTC  

These reviews are hilarious!

2018-12-11 16:15:47 UTC  

goy, why not just light the beacons for gondor

2018-12-11 16:16:05 UTC  

17 year old daughter with a vibrating harry potter broom...

2018-12-11 16:16:11 UTC  

I know...

2018-12-11 16:16:13 UTC  

@Dusty Morgan it's a troll

2018-12-11 16:16:15 UTC  

How can this mother not realize.

2018-12-11 16:16:26 UTC  

Oh it is a troll review?

2018-12-11 16:16:27 UTC  

I don't even HAVE a daughter and i know theres more going on

2018-12-11 16:16:33 UTC  

Of course it's troll

2018-12-11 16:16:33 UTC  

it must be

2018-12-11 16:16:52 UTC  

How couldn't it be troll

2018-12-11 16:17:03 UTC  

Still it is quite hilarious.

2018-12-11 16:17:04 UTC  

lets face it, (and yes time for some dark truths)
effectively all our parents have at one point or another, been playing with themselves

2018-12-11 16:17:19 UTC  

Actually that is common knowledge.

2018-12-11 16:17:20 UTC  

they've all had the urges, and hormones of age 15-18

2018-12-11 16:17:25 UTC  

Everyone plays with themselve.s

2018-12-11 16:17:34 UTC  

they all know whats "going on" when their children lock themselves into their room for days on end

2018-12-11 16:18:22 UTC  

and yes, all your parents had sex!

2018-12-11 16:18:23 UTC  

Quick question, was Timcast person of the year once?

2018-12-11 16:18:29 UTC  

Timcast is MY person of the year

2018-12-11 16:18:50 UTC  

actually no

2018-12-11 16:19:00 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/522084900527013889/JPS9z.png

2018-12-11 16:19:04 UTC  

Tim got invited to some white house dinner but they said no beanie so tim sed no

2018-12-11 16:19:35 UTC  

The beanie is sentinel is controlling Timcast's mind.

2018-12-11 16:19:41 UTC  

That is why we don't see him ever without it.

2018-12-11 16:19:47 UTC  

https://cdn.discordapp.com/attachments/463054787336732683/522085099857117218/TimBorg.jpg