Omar Khader

Whether that actually works in reality... Eh

LOL yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeup

I mean I used to be liberal...

id say i still am

Now I think im the most conservative/libertarian in the current circle

but i dont say it ebcause of how polarising the label is

At least ISideWith said so

I guess you are right

cuz im more centre left

It should be left/right

and dont want to be associated with the mainstream progressives

cuz fuck them theyre a bunch of dumbasses

There is a reason people call them regressives instead of progressives

And leftists instead of liberals.

XD yep

especially here tho all that just gets lumped with the progs

I never registered as a dem, even tho I used to mostly side with them on a lot of issues. Always disagreed with gun control and new the authoritarian side was there. So I registered independent. Glad I did, because they just kept marching off the authoritarian cliff.

ah yes, the dems

yeah lol im in canada so its a bit squirleyer here

The cliff is in the rear view mirror now

haha

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1021784726217142273

Reverse Psychology

😂

Oh, and PC never made sense to me. Like why can't I say certain words? A fag is a God damn cigarette butt in Ireland. Gay used to mean happy. And cunt is normal everyday word in Australia

And Im in malaysia, where the most left wing are closer to the US right wing

I wonder if the media will now spin this, so that they become Pro-russia 😄

XDDD omg lol

gotta bring back this classic

THis is what they call 4D chess?

we're up to 9 Dimensions already

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haha good ole frank zappa

To be honest, I wouldnt be surprised if that was a coordinated attempt between Putin and Trump

nah, Putin isn't part of it

I mean he isnt that petty

Though he did dissapeared some journalists.

or maybe Trump has a plan with Putin that he made during the summit

FUCK YOU PEAR

-dissing a pear

that they'll try to break the democratic party narrative

So that they can then trade with Russia

I mean, anything to get rid of the fake news.

also known in russia as dissapearing

Likewise, between a war between US and Russia and peace.

I choose peace

If anything happens in the US, I wouldnt call myself a badass, but I am tempted to fly over with a camera and livestream

XD lol drones ftw

i'd piss myself if somewhere within the next 6 years

Putin suddenly declares that he wants to make amends with America because Trump is so strong, and he realised it was Trumps strategy and tactics on the world-board that he was defeated 😂 just to take a piss on Europe and the Left

XD OMG peace prize for trump i tell ya

just to Troll globalist west

NK, China and Russia suddenly declearing they want to make fair deals with America cuz Trump convinced them,

And they felt insulted with Europe and Democratic leaders

the thing that sucks, is that America's relationship with Russia has never been good. Not in a long long while anyway. Despite us not being in open war with them....ever.

And Id say the cold war is still on

And the left isnt helping

nah cold war is over,

we're in the meme war now

it never ended, it transformed, but never ended

and it wasn't even a war

it was an arms race

it was against the soviets though, who are gone now

Still its there. More of a battle for influence now

please, Putin was part of the arms race, he kept it going

but really, like, is there a reason we feud? is it because our leaders are children?

🍆 this is why

i think we should leave Europe to deal with russia, and just say "hey, stay off our lands and these key allies here, and you do you. We will defend these allies but won't engage in their wars, you guys have at it"

I like how hollywood now wants proof before firing people now #metoo James Gunn 🔫

don't leave me here 😦

#toolate

we can open our boarders to European refugees

if you're gonna throw Europe to the wolves,

Atleast give me a greencard

getting a greencard is easy, marry an american

🤔

wanna get hitched Grenade? 😉

already taken

Marry an American from a southern state*

go down to the local army base and flirt around

yeah but you look like the kind of Grenade that can take two people with 😉

us army base*

Considering the large islamist population, claim asylum as a gay person

how about i just trade the oil from my greasy neckbeard forehead?

you americans like oil don't you?

Only olive oil from Mediterraneans

naw, needs to be oil taken by force

Which is harvested from their hair

True fact

i'm part slav, i have midterranian hair 😉

darker than Obama

XD lol when the us special forces knocks at my door after a metal show cuz im oily as hell

XD

maybe i should bring a mexican scapegoat

so that i can be like "LOOK an illegal mexican"

and run away whilst they try to grab Diego

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LB8dq5Dh2w

he should just tweet out "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub"

@Grenade123 i dont understand rick and morty my iq isnt high enough

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

Copypasta drop ^

not sure there are women with an IQ of 0 😉

hippety hoppety
women are property

how did that magic cat even know?!¿

Magic cat doesn't know. It make it so