it was against the soviets though, who are gone now

Still its there. More of a battle for influence now

please, Putin was part of the arms race, he kept it going

but really, like, is there a reason we feud? is it because our leaders are children?

🍆 this is why

i think we should leave Europe to deal with russia, and just say "hey, stay off our lands and these key allies here, and you do you. We will defend these allies but won't engage in their wars, you guys have at it"

I like how hollywood now wants proof before firing people now #metoo James Gunn 🔫

don't leave me here 😦

#toolate

we can open our boarders to European refugees

if you're gonna throw Europe to the wolves,

Atleast give me a greencard

getting a greencard is easy, marry an american

🤔

wanna get hitched Grenade? 😉

already taken

Marry an American from a southern state*

go down to the local army base and flirt around

yeah but you look like the kind of Grenade that can take two people with 😉

us army base*

Considering the large islamist population, claim asylum as a gay person

how about i just trade the oil from my greasy neckbeard forehead?

you americans like oil don't you?

Only olive oil from Mediterraneans

naw, needs to be oil taken by force

Which is harvested from their hair

True fact

i'm part slav, i have midterranian hair 😉

darker than Obama

XD lol when the us special forces knocks at my door after a metal show cuz im oily as hell

XD

maybe i should bring a mexican scapegoat

so that i can be like "LOOK an illegal mexican"

and run away whilst they try to grab Diego

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LB8dq5Dh2w

he should just tweet out "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub"

@Grenade123 i dont understand rick and morty my iq isnt high enough

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

Copypasta drop ^

not sure there are women with an IQ of 0 😉

hippety hoppety
women are property

how did that magic cat even know?!¿