you americans like oil don't you?

Only olive oil from Mediterraneans

naw, needs to be oil taken by force

Which is harvested from their hair

True fact

i'm part slav, i have midterranian hair 😉

darker than Obama

XD lol when the us special forces knocks at my door after a metal show cuz im oily as hell

XD

maybe i should bring a mexican scapegoat

so that i can be like "LOOK an illegal mexican"

and run away whilst they try to grab Diego

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-LB8dq5Dh2w

he should just tweet out "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub"

@Grenade123 i dont understand rick and morty my iq isnt high enough

To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎

Copypasta drop ^

not sure there are women with an IQ of 0 😉

hippety hoppety
women are property

how did that magic cat even know?!¿

Magic cat doesn't know. It make it so

lets just say it wont cost him a lot of mana

Tim pool makes great women lol

its that half asian side

eew a hairy beanie

Also I made him bald

how redundent

i mean everyone interested have seen the pics

bit more bald then the pics though

Yea that's the point

Full bald is better.

Took out the hair

Also I gave him glasses

tbh if and more likely when i get bald

i will shave it all off

punish the hair for insubordination

Okay enough tim memes

Who should I fuck with next

^this guy