Message from @Dr.Wol
Discord ID: 471361437818814470
don't leave me here 😦
#toolate
we can open our boarders to European refugees
if you're gonna throw Europe to the wolves,
Atleast give me a greencard
getting a greencard is easy, marry an american
🤔
wanna get hitched Grenade? 😉
already taken
Marry an American from a southern state*
go down to the local army base and flirt around
yeah but you look like the kind of Grenade that can take two people with 😉
us army base*
Considering the large islamist population, claim asylum as a gay person
how about i just trade the oil from my greasy neckbeard forehead?
you americans like oil don't you?
Only olive oil from Mediterraneans
naw, needs to be oil taken by force
Which is harvested from their hair
True fact
i'm part slav, i have midterranian hair 😉
XD lol when the us special forces knocks at my door after a metal show cuz im oily as hell
XD
maybe i should bring a mexican scapegoat
so that i can be like "LOOK an illegal mexican"
and run away whilst they try to grab Diego
he should just tweet out "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub"
@Grenade123 i dont understand rick and morty my iq isnt high enough
To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Rick and Morty. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of the jokes will go over a typical viewer's head. There's also Rick's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from Narodnaya Volya literature, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Rick & Morty truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in Rick's existential catchphrase "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev's Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon's genius wit unfolds itself on their television screens. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂
And yes, by the way, i DO have a Rick & Morty tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid 😎
Copypasta drop ^
not sure there are women with an IQ of 0 😉
hippety hoppety
women are property
how did that magic cat even know?!¿
Magic cat doesn't know. It make it so
lets just say it wont cost him a lot of mana
Tim pool makes great women lol
its that half asian side
eew a hairy beanie
Also I made him bald