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2020-07-19 10:25:40 UTC

Pool table

2020-07-19 10:25:53 UTC

You have kids dont you?

2020-07-19 10:27:50 UTC

Nope

2020-07-19 10:28:25 UTC

Do you have an SO?

2020-07-19 10:28:54 UTC

If its a woman it means shes pregnant

2020-07-19 11:39:40 UTC

Why did @Tsar Vladimir Putin get kicked out of the Apple store for farting?

2020-07-19 11:40:04 UTC

...because they didn't have any Windows.

2020-07-19 11:42:00 UTC

Bruh

2020-07-19 11:42:05 UTC

This is bullying

2020-07-19 11:42:33 UTC

Bullying is gay

2020-07-19 11:42:43 UTC

No offence to gays

2020-07-19 11:42:47 UTC

But its gay

2020-07-19 11:45:56 UTC

Also

2020-07-19 11:46:10 UTC

Did you really have to ping me?

2020-07-19 11:46:53 UTC

IDK if you're aware, but this is the joke section...

2020-07-19 11:47:05 UTC

Its still bullying lol

2020-07-19 11:47:11 UTC

๐Ÿ˜ญ

2020-07-19 11:47:16 UTC

not sure you know the def

2020-07-19 11:47:24 UTC

Really?

2020-07-19 11:47:35 UTC

E n l i g h t e n m e

2020-07-19 11:56:37 UTC

You don't watch any of Zeds videos do you. Outrage culture at it's finest.

2020-07-19 11:58:31 UTC

I actually do

2020-07-19 11:58:44 UTC

I was j o k i n g

2020-07-19 11:59:04 UTC

lol ok. then keep the dad joke train rolling

2020-07-19 11:59:07 UTC

I just wanted to have a laugh ๐Ÿ˜ญ

2020-07-19 11:59:17 UTC

I dont know dad jokes im too young

2020-07-19 11:59:52 UTC

there's 5 year olds on youtube that know them, it's just funny stupid jokes really, labeled 'dad'

2020-07-19 12:00:15 UTC

I was just joking aboud it then you were like "outrage culture" lol
Besides
I wouldn t be here if i was a leftist

2020-07-19 12:00:19 UTC

Anyway

2020-07-19 12:00:26 UTC

On with the jokes

2020-07-19 12:02:33 UTC

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2020-07-19 14:11:51 UTC

What has two butts and kills people?

An Assassin! Hahhahahahhahhahhahahhahahhahahhah

2020-07-19 14:12:32 UTC

That was a good one ๐Ÿ˜‚

2020-07-19 14:19:37 UTC

Eyyyy

2020-07-19 16:21:25 UTC

Why won't cannibals eat clowns? Because they taste funny.

2020-07-19 20:28:18 UTC

I was driving down a highway by a prison. As I looked up, I saw a midget scaling down a wall trying to escape. He turned around and sneered at me as I looked with confusion. I thought to myself 'Well that's a little condescending!'

2020-07-19 21:51:27 UTC

The setup was so long...the punchline was so worth it.

2020-07-19 21:53:11 UTC

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2020-07-19 23:15:01 UTC

๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿฟ

2020-07-20 02:03:15 UTC

A cowboy rode into town and stopped at a saloon for a drink. Unfortunately, the locals always had a habit of picking on strangers, which he was. When he finished his drink, he found his horse had been stolen. He went back into the bar, handily flipped his gun into the air, caught it above his head without even looking and fired a shot into the ceiling. "Which one of you sidewinders stole my horse?!" he yelled with surprising forcefulness. No one answered. "Alright, I'm gonna have another beer, and if my horse ain't back outside by the time I finish, I'm gonna do what I dun in Texas! And I don't like to have to do what I dun in Texas!" Some of the locals shifted restlessly. The man, true to his word, had another beer, walked outside, and his horse has been returned to the post. He saddled up and started to ride out of town. The bartender wandered out of the bar and asked, "Say partner, before you go... what happened in Texas?" The cowboy turned back and said, "I had to walk home."

2020-07-20 08:21:01 UTC

Bruh

2020-07-20 14:39:28 UTC

A book fell on me this morning and I only have myshelf to blame

2020-07-20 19:55:35 UTC

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2020-07-21 02:04:49 UTC

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2020-07-21 03:42:03 UTC

92% of people wonโ€™t get this joke. Are you the 9% who will?

2020-07-21 05:09:06 UTC

Shame...

2020-07-21 19:25:15 UTC

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2020-07-21 20:16:54 UTC

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2020-07-21 20:17:06 UTC

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2020-07-21 20:17:20 UTC

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2020-07-21 23:24:16 UTC

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2020-07-22 00:05:11 UTC

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2020-07-22 00:05:30 UTC

Oh, I get it!

2020-07-22 00:13:13 UTC

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2020-07-23 00:14:00 UTC

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2020-07-23 00:14:48 UTC

Lmfao

2020-07-23 00:15:02 UTC

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2020-07-23 00:30:42 UTC

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2020-07-23 00:32:19 UTC

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2020-07-23 03:44:56 UTC

What do you call a Karen throwing their pets at someone
||A cat-tastrophy||

2020-07-23 05:13:12 UTC

Nice ๐Ÿคฃ

2020-07-23 07:10:48 UTC

What did Sampson do before he died?
||He brought the house down||

2020-07-23 07:30:29 UTC

Whats blue and smells like red paint
||Blue paint||

2020-07-23 18:25:41 UTC

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2020-07-23 19:58:34 UTC

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2020-07-25 01:22:53 UTC

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2020-07-25 01:23:01 UTC

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2020-07-25 01:23:03 UTC

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2020-07-25 01:23:08 UTC

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2020-07-26 15:09:42 UTC

I was just about to post this

2020-07-26 16:44:28 UTC

did you hear about that guys who cut the entire left side of his body off?

2020-07-26 16:44:34 UTC

He's all right now

2020-07-26 16:57:34 UTC

Bruh

2020-07-27 04:07:49 UTC

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2020-07-27 04:08:06 UTC

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2020-07-27 04:12:20 UTC

Cringe....

2020-07-27 14:41:15 UTC

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2020-07-27 15:19:49 UTC

Why is six afraid of seven? Because seven eight nine......

2020-07-27 15:20:37 UTC

What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer.

I love trading these kinds of jokes with my granddaughters

2020-07-27 19:06:16 UTC

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2020-07-27 20:46:44 UTC

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2020-07-27 20:46:50 UTC

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2020-07-27 22:46:51 UTC

Smokie is the dad joke king

2020-07-27 22:55:29 UTC

Lol. They're def one of my favorite.

2020-07-27 23:58:45 UTC

One of my favorite parts of the day is checking this chat <:dogekek:726878872607653918>

2020-07-28 00:19:54 UTC

<a:TrollDance:726883896670552075>

My dad sent this to me so technically its a dad joke

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2020-07-28 03:44:42 UTC

Let's use this channel to make up some prank call names like Seymour Butts and Sugondese Nuts

2020-07-28 03:47:42 UTC

^ ok
Mike Oxmaul
Ben Dover
Kris .P Bacon
Dindu Nuffin
Barry McCockener

There is more where that came from. . . .

2020-07-28 16:07:13 UTC

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2020-07-28 16:33:46 UTC

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2020-07-28 19:59:41 UTC

that's it. You're banned

2020-07-28 20:13:44 UTC

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2020-07-28 23:32:43 UTC

You win this round Broco Lee

2020-07-29 04:10:54 UTC

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I CAN FINALLY ADD ONE

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