No offence

@AnonRed Just realized that even in my _jokes_ about programming I still forget that fucking semicolon

Art imitates life I suppose

What’s gray and wil kill you instantly when it hits you?
||A fighter jet||

A grey coated car? @JJ04

depends

A grey coated train ?

Multiple meanings

I guess lol

What’s green tho and hits and you dead?

Pool table

You have kids dont you?

Nope

Do you have an SO?

If its a woman it means shes pregnant

Why did @Tsar Vladimir Putin get kicked out of the Apple store for farting?

...because they didn't have any Windows.

Bruh

This is bullying

Bullying is gay

No offence to gays

But its gay

Also

Did you really have to ping me?

IDK if you're aware, but this is the joke section...

Its still bullying lol

😭

not sure you know the def

Really?

E n l i g h t e n m e

You don't watch any of Zeds videos do you. Outrage culture at it's finest.

I actually do

I was j o k i n g

lol ok. then keep the dad joke train rolling

I just wanted to have a laugh 😭

I dont know dad jokes im too young

there's 5 year olds on youtube that know them, it's just funny stupid jokes really, labeled 'dad'

I was just joking aboud it then you were like "outrage culture" lol
Besides
I wouldn t be here if i was a leftist

Anyway

On with the jokes